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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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His beautiful face.

The pavement had marred it. She would be kicking it in short order. But first, she was going to reach that truck - an objective that the strange angel with the guitar case had reinforced with her distraction. It wouldn't be much longer now. She just had to keep on whittling down these pizza bots with all the heart and Coca-Cola under the sun.

psssssssshPOP

psssssssshPOP

psssssssshPOP


Four of the sodas she and Daisuke had collected flew towards the last phalanx of delivery drones; the truck was within her reach, and she knew that to stop now - to take injury - would be to fail Daisuke.

"Olé."

psssssssshPOP


Soda sprayed before her eyes.

"Olé Olé Olé."

Carbonation would buoy her to victory.

She was soda-mn pumped.
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Should have a Kimiko post up tonight. Just got home so I can actually devote myself to one.
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>ASL will never give me the cold
look at poor clark's agony at having to walk around with such a deformed body
I don't even think the problem is that the missions have gone long, because it sounds like everybody has been working at it. The bigger issue to me is that it seems like 80% of the teams decided to do things collab-style, which really doesn't let anyone else know how things are progressing and makes the IC and OOC dead as fuck apart from the team or two that are doing things post-by-post.
uh, what was that
Eastwood Evans - The Light of Reason


"What the shit's a danger room...?" the runnin' back asked under his breath, sandy brows furrowed in wariness. He had taken a vitamin a week back and all of a sudden he could move like a bat outta hell and his eyes didn't have to adjust to the brightness on his phone no more. And that was a vitamin to this kraut screwball. Lord on high only knew how crazy somethin' had to be if he was forthright enough to call it a goddamn danger room. "Sounds like it's gonna keep me from feelin' good enough to deadlift tomorrow."

How was he supposed to go struttin' around like Hyperion in the flesh if he took a cheat day? Ain't no goddamn sense in that.

...

Buuuuuuuuuut...

He had already spoken alooooud...

Loud enough for Acheri and Soleil to say he was backin' down from this here test of a man's mettle...

"A'iiiiiiiight then. Let it not be said that Eastwood Trainwreck Evans ain't one to step up and test the minefield for good ol' team morale. I'll square up too."
Eastwood Evans - Lightly Irked


Eastwood's head turned at the mention of his roommate's nombre. He caught a glance of Acheri behind him and sent his eyes a-rollin', slingin' one arm around her shoulder and tuggin' the girl into his orbit to hang with Soleil, currently still crouched atop his shoulder. It was hard to find the boxer through the haze of short, smug girls, but East did a'ight for himself and locked his eyes on Masamune Go with a friendly mock glare.

"You Jap sumbitch," he growled, husky voice rumbling in his throat and chest, "thought we were gonna sprint together 'fore sundown."

As effectively as he could, he moved his Soleil arm - the right one- to clasp Go's hand in a friendly shake.

"And as for you," he continued, now fixing his glare on Acheri. The half-Native American girl was purdy much usin' him as a great big wall to avoid any comeuppance for her mischief yet again. And Eastwood was gonna have to allow it yet again. "One o'these days it ain't gonna go so well when you try and scamper off to me for help. I might not wanna. Ya little devil."
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