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"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
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fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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The Gyan had turned to face her, shield raised slightly to guard from the inevitable.

The first shot struck the mobile suit's shield, blowing the shield arm, and a good chunk of the torso it was attached to, into smithereens in the time it took to blink. If he wasn't already dead by having part of the cockpit sheared off, the unfortunate Zeon pilot was surely atomized by the second mega particle cannon striking his suit's unprotected cockpit. The high mobility suit had been completely wiped out, nothing but a lower leg and the top of a cranial unit's crest still floating in midair to mark where it had been.

Cairo exhaled slowly, foot tapping slightly anxiously, and made a split second decision on what to do next. While she'd been engaging, Yemi's Guncannon and the Gundam pilot had ripped through the Zakus and the Rick Doms, and both had directed their attention on the Zaku Cannon. Meanwhile, the Lieutenant's GM was squaring off alone against the Gelgoog variant - which, now that she had a look at it, was boasting a performance nothing short of nightmarish.

If she dies, I'm so getting promoted.

The thought was a cold lance of panic, impaling her vertically. Cairo quickly turned her G-Fighter and flew behind the Gelgoog's back, so that the Spartan would face the approaching Ensign over the Gelgoog's shoulder. Cairo focused momentarily--

--and fired three missiles at the propellant tanks on the Gelgoog's exterior, hoping to ignite them and destroy the mobile suit before it could rip the Lieutenant apart.

It's cool. I'm not a hero or anything.
it was coordinated entirely to fuck with you bruv


"Yeeeeeeup, we're already running late. They're supposed to be serving crepes for breakfast this morning, and I'm gonna want to stake out a few plates for myself early. So I'm gonna go and find Cap and Sangue, and you," Lauren clapped and leaned forward, biting down hard on Amy's lower lip the way she did to Ben's when he got uppity, "get dressed and catch up with me. It'll surprise the shit outta everybody that way."

Lauren hopped backwards off of the bed and drummed on it enthusiastically for several seconds, before snapping her fingers and turning towards the hallway in the middle of a jog. She paused long enough to reiterate "Surprise me!" in the middle of a pirouette before she completed her rotation and bounded out the door, slamming it behind her.

Now, if I were Sangue, where would I be...

Well, the answer to that one was with Lauren. Short of Lauren...

I'd be with Ben!

Okay, that was easy. Now where would Ben be?

...

Again, probably with Lauren. Short of Lauren...

...

Nah, I was already in the shower. I'd know if I saw him there.

Could he have stayed in the Armory until dawn? That sounded unpleasantly like long, hard work, which was something that a self-professed slacker would recoil from...but then again, boys and their toys...

...

So if I were Ben, and I had stayed in the Armory toiling and sweating all night...what would I want?

...

BESIDES ME.

Once Lauren applied the question to herself, however, it grew easier; she thought of her own exercise-driven mornings and her cooldown routine after - a routine that always included, above all else, a hot shower and...

Some fresh clothes!

Lauren's grin was positively devilish.

"Caaaaap!" she called out through the hallways. "I brought your clooooothes!"




"Well, I mean, we could stay here."

Lauren's face contorted in thought, and she leaped into the air, rolling slightly and sinking into the soft bed immediately after her landing. She was draped across the foot of the bed, forming a T-shape with Amy, and her eyes traced the moving fan in the dorm with a kitten-like interest.

"But on the off chance my parents are coming, they're gonna wonder why I wasn't out here to greet them. They're gonna sniff me out any way they can until they find me here, hanging out with your thot ass, in a room with a bunch of stolen concessions and tens of thousands of dollars worth of stashed lien, most of it gotten from fleecing shit I stole from rich people...oh, yeah, and I'm dressed up like a white boy - a white boy who, on top of being my best friend, is gonna talk to my parents before me, and probably tell them that he's my leader on top of telling 'em that I, like, sexually harass him or something? He's gonna lie his ass off to them and it's gonna all roll back on me."

Lauren exhaled lazily and turned to the lazy hawk Faunus with a teasing smile.

"So I'm going out there, doll - and where I go, you follow! Besides--" - the dark-skinned Huntress' teasing, cheerful grinn had turned wicked - "--this affords some Grade A-fucking-1 opportunities to torture Ben. If we played our cards riiiiiight."


The loss of Ben Lloyd, for even one night, had proved to be a source of major upheaval in the once-pacified Bastille dorms, famous for their unity in the face of wearing uncomfortable bras to bed and torturing their male figurehead. With their long-suffering leader figure taken out of the mix, the dorms had become a breeding ground for Lauren's antics. A playful pillow to the back of Amy's head in a fit of boredom had led to returned fire, creating a back-and-forth that had quickly grown unsustainable when it was realized that somehow this had led to Sangue hoarding all the pillows. Forced to grovel for supplies from the snake, the innocent fight turned the tight-knit tag team of Lauren and Amy into bitter pillow-boxing rivals. This led to a melee fight this time that ended when - yet again - Sangue Naga had proved the truth of her 'snake' moniker and, having gleaned the basics of a pillow fight from her more wizened female teammates, clubbed them both with a pillow in each hand.

With no Cap to be seen, the girls were left with nothing to do but allow each other's natural energies to trickle down to each other - as long as Lauren was awake, Amy stayed excited, and as long as both Lauren and Amy stayed awake, it was inevitable that Sangue would be dragged into the conversation. It was passing the two o'clock hour when all three girls had finally fallen asleep. It had taken burning through a fifth of Lauren's infamously-guarded candy bar rations, a few smuggled beers, and a series of eternal vows of feminist sisterhood, even in the face of boys (for Sangue), men (for Amy), and whites (for Lauren) but eventually, they had slept.

And so it was that Lauren Negasi groaned to life, free of the wretched cotton maiden on her chest for what could be the first and only time at Beacon yet still suffering from an excruciating need to sink back into the warm bed for another hour or so. Unfortunately, it looked like Cap hadn't come back, meaning his day had probably already begun...and Sangue's bed was empty, too.

Fuck, I'd kill for some of that girl's motivation at 8 am...

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULP!


Time to start her day anyway. Lauren bounced (literally) her way out of bed and stretched, somewhat less provocatively than normal without a captive audience to gawk and stutter.

"Hey, Am, gotta wake up, princess."

Desire didn't budge. You'd think a prostitute would be a little quicker to get out of bed, in case a wife came home or something. Lauren shrugged and looked towards her drawer for a second with a forlorn sigh. This morning was so boring, like her energy had been cleaved in half...what to do...what to...

Her gaze drifted to Ben's dresser.

Like a Mogwai that had been fed after midnight, she began to snicker evilly. A few seconds later, with a handful of clothes in her hands, she was rushing to the team's bathroom.

"Wake up, Desire!" she called over her shoulder as she slammed the door behind her. When she hopped out of the shower a few minutes later, there was no movement from the Faunus. Clearly trying to stir Amy like a civilized girl wasn't going to work.

Then again, Lauren had no reason to talk. She had squeezed herself into a pair of Ben's faded black skinny jeans and a long-sleeved burgundy henley, all the buttons popped open irreverently. Dressed in her best friend's decidedly un-Lauren-sized clothes, the toned boxer plopped down on her bed again and decided to see how far she could go with this Amy thing.

...

"Handjob."

Were her eyes fluttering? Maybe Desire was having a dream.

"Fellatiooooooo."

No, actually, she was just snoring.

"Eeeee-rection!"

Lauren huffed.

"Morning wood! Handcuffs! Candle wax!"

What the fuck kind of hooker was this, anyway?

"Symmetrical docking?"
(ignore this guild's server is shit today)
Waiting on @p1ssaragi's next post so the Gyan can go blammo and Cairo can fight other stuff.

Technical Data

Model Number: SIS-Y20XX-02 (Spartan Industries Swan - Year 20XX - Unit 02)
Code Name: White Swan Thermidor
Manufacturer: Spartan Industries
Dimensions: 8.1 meters tall (Hybrid Mode), 18.31 meters long (fighter mode)
Weight: 14.6 metric tons (13244.9 kg, empty), 19.6 metric tons (17780.8 kg, loaded)

Armaments

Armaments:
-Bastille 30mm Autocannons x2: Fixed to hardpoints in fighter mode.
-CHI-Z "Scapino" 100mm Long-Range Frame Sniper: Unable to mount in fighter configuration. Can only be carried in Hybrid Mode and must be abandoned to transform.
-IRIS Rockets x8: Mounted on shoulder pod over right shoulder in Hybrid Mode.

Equipment & Design Features

Design Features: The clearest innovation that Thermidor brings to the table is its transformable frame, able to transform from a Hybrid mode of Frame and fighter jet into a small-scale fighter and back. While seemingly marvelous on paper, the prototype comes with several problems.

Though Spartan Industries advertises that this process can be done in 1.5 seconds, the fastest transformation Viv has ever been able to eke out of her machine took 1.9 seconds. Thermidor is capable of very limited VTOL in Hybrid mode thanks to thrusters on the back of the arms and legs, but only a mere couple dozen meters off the ground - only enough space to allow it to transform into fighter mode. In addition, an entire third mode - that of a normal, humanoid Frame - had to be excised entirely due to the limitations of Spartan Industries technology, a cut that Vivianne was not happy with even when Evangeline herself told Viv it wouldn't be possible. Though she eventually warmed to the smaller, stubbier Hybrid mode, Viv never referred to the machine by its in-house name again; she now uses the codename Thermidor, after what she feels is a retreat from the machine's full innovative potential.

Though several additional configurations and packs are on the development slate for the eventual mass-production model, including an armor pack, a speed pack, and an atmosphere-escape booster pack, the prototype, obviously, comes with none of these.

As an aerospace Frame, Thermidor is armored with layers of ceramic composite armor typical to Frames, as well as an experimental titanium alloy typical of most aircraft.

Miscellaneous

Technical & Historical Notes: The Swan model is one of several potential centerpieces of the Spartan Industries Year 2000 Development Initiative, an effort for the Sparr family to corner the market with both a variety of upgraded classic models and several new Frames. Chief among the myriad of developments that the company made throughout the 1980s was progress on one of the world's first transformable Frames, an air-capable machine that could still function on the ground. In 1985, two prototypes were successfully constructed from the high-end Spartan Musketeer frame and codenamed Black Swan and White Swan respectively. The project stagnated, however, when the data mined from the two Swans proved inconclusive after Spartan Industries treated both prototypes with kid gloves and stunted their development. The Musketeer frame was put through several more stress tests, with various different takes on the transformable frame design, and by 1988 the Swans were competing eight other potential transformable Frames that could be marketed for the Year 2000 Initiative instead.

It was around this time that Vivianne Laurent, a part-time test pilot for the company and companion of the Sparr family heiress, was doing a tour of one of the company's R&D facilities looking for the Matryoshka unit prototype when the Swan caught her eye. Viv instantly requested one of the two prototypes for her own use, which the R&D squints steadfastly refused to surrender. A fiery argument ensued, and the passions of the young mercenary seemed to be locked in a stalemate with the protective instincts of the Swan's engineers before Evan Sparr made calls to her parents. Through a series of arcane promises - the likes of which Evan has cheerfully refused to inform Viv of, aside from vague promises that "now we'll definitely be best friends forever!" - Sparr had pulled on just the right strings.

When the two girls left Earth a few weeks later, the Spartan Industries Swan Unit 02, the White Swan, haughtily nicknamed Thermidor by its pilot, went with them. It has been Viv's personal unit in the five years that the girls have spent with the Ghosts.
Color Scheme: The Frame keeps the same white primary color it had through its testing phase, but the yellow-gold coat that the R&D department gave it for a secondary color has been replaced with Viv's personal jade green.
Anything Else: "Sparr, your fat ass crowds the cockpit. Get out."
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