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I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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Reading Ravenor from 40k right now!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Rul-Aman had worse luck than most, he always thought. When it did not rain, he desperately needed it. When it rained, it ruined one of his plans. Sleep with a pretty woman? She turned out to be an assassin trying to kill him. Sail on a merchant ship? Storms, rocks, pirates, and a really loathesome headache. Not in order of severity, necessarily...

"Apologies, lady." The rogue said, slipping past Brinlaith like an eel as he ascended the stairwell. In his hands were a steel longsword and an iron shortsword, a grim look on his nominally handsome visage. Rul-Aman had fled below to give himself some time to collect his thoughts as the pirates attacked, going through different scenarios of how to get out of this mess. Not for the first time did he curse himself for not deigning to learn any magic. Then after finding himself hiding in one of the hall closets, he suddenly realized there really was no way out. That if he wanted to live, he needed to help defend the ship as best he could.

Diagna and Hoonding were laughing their asses off, he imagined. Damn, and the redguard went to grab his weapons. That was when he made it to the top, and found a maelstrom of blood and combat the likes of which nearly made his stomach turn!

He cursed in his native tongue, but saw a flash of something unmistakably solid, and ducked with the swiftness of a mongoose, cold fear keeping him alert. An axe crunched into the swinging door just behind him, and he rolled away to put some distant between himself and the gap-toothed imperial ruffian that had thought to catch him unawares. The man's hair was long and greasy, and with a jerk he removed the axe. Rul had a brief moment to groan when he realized he should have pressed the advantage and killed him there, rather than roll away like a coward. As he lamented, a shadow fell over him, and he glanced behind him just in time to see a khajit with a cutlass hoping to trim a bit off the top.

Rul screamed like a woman and launched himself to the right, the blade missing him by a hair's breadth. As he did so, he lashed out with his longsword. He expected it an ineffectual move, but the blade bit deeply into the pirate's leg, and the Khajit hissed in rage and pain. Rul found his feet swiftly, and flourished both blades in a dazzling display as the imperial advanced on him. They glinted in the light like a hundred silver coins, and as the imperial thrust his weapon to knock him off balance, Rul pivoted and sliced his longsword up. The blade smoothly amputated the imperial's hand, thrusting his iron shortsword into the roaring mouth of the man to end his life abruptly. It was a one-two combination he had learned to appreciate in situations like this.

Unfortunately, the axe dropped onto his foot. It didn't break the skin of the boot, but it hurt like hells. "Ah, fuck!"

Through the moisture in his eyes, that was when he noticed the Khajit collecting herself, brandishing the cutlass again. Now it seemed to be an even playing field, which to Rul, always seemed like a disadvantage on his part. Hopping on one foot, he held his twin blades in a defensive posture, hoping a third pirate didn't try to cut him down from behind.
I am playing Lords of The Fallen rn
Excited!
Maybe just one more post.. LOL


Who would have imagined...
Needless to say there was a heated debate. Bianca, Torm, and their sergeants had tried to keep it quiet, but soon both companies were whispering amongst themselves, and the men had even mixed, some groups of cavaliers and outriders forming small groups to discuss the merits of stalling the rendezvous to perform an ill-advised and untenable coup for a dark witch in the hopes they are rewarded gratefully. Torm wasn't necessarily against it, but when Bianca began to turn in favor, he started listing off all of the reasons for how inadvisable it was. After verbally jabbing at one another, Bianca brought up that Torm simply did not like she was from his home principality, and despite his groan of denial, he had to admit that was a small bit of the truth.

While there were plenty still against the notion, Torm throwing his hands up at that was like a signal of defeat, which was not the effect the Commander wanted nor intended, but by the time he realized it, everyone had tentatively reached the conclusion that they were going to accept her vague offer, and that set the stage for their furiously laid war plans. Calliope was more than willing to help, taking juice from a strange local fruit and drawing them a basic map of the city state, Shendi-Nugata. To Torm's surprise, it looked like a great circle, bisected by a large river. Bianca and Calliope swapped a few words as Torm studied the map, and he was confronted by the two of them after his contemplation.

"What?" He asked.

"We have come up with a plan," Calliope declared before Bianca could open her mouth. The scout commander glared at her, and Calliope shrugged as if to say 'I'm the employer, after all.' Calliope bade Torm to follow her, and Bianca tailed them until they were at the opposite end of the Temple, in what appeared to be an old shrineroom. A dogheaded daemon figure upon a central dias. One of Jemel-Sha's many pets, she casually explained after they gave it a curious look. The entire temple complex was disconcerting to Torm, but Calliope's plan was far, far worse...



Torm rode at the head of a thee man column, the knights, cataphracts, and mamluks under his command with their lances held high in parade fashion. They only had two banners, and so Equites Artabazos and Sir RĂ¼diger held the standards aloft, flanking Torm as he led the men up the dirt road toward the magnificent walled city of Shendi-Nugata. As soon as they had left the treeline, Torm had been idly watched by the southern continent's equivalent of serfs tending the farms of wheat, maize, rice, and millets that surrounded the central hub. In the distance, black smoke lazily wafted from Shaudee-Khai, the local volcano. Its tip was just visible over the tree line, being rather short and stout for a volcanic mountain, Calliope informing him it had grown fat from the many sacrifices over the years.

"I'm no farmer, but my father was." Torm breathed, raising an eyebrow. He was the only man without his helmet, to signify his status as the leader, if their formation didn't give it away. "I didn't think this soil would be arable for long term use in a jungle like this."

Small streams that looked almost natural snaked out from under the walls to give the fields a verdant river-valley look, but looking longer than a short glance showed it was all cultivated by man. Oxen with immense horns lumbered across the field to his left, pulling the iron plows, guided by the peasantry as other men and women walked amidst a half flooded field with their pants legs rolled up, picking some arcane crop Torm was unfamiliar with.

"A gift from Shaudee-Khai," Calliope whispered from behind him. Torm glanced behind his armored shoulder to see the woman's glittering eyes from beneath the shadow of her cowl. The slim beauty still unnerved him, but he was not about to let her out of his sight and infect his men, so he insisted she ride upon Lycurgus with him. "The volcano enriches the soil. The earth is young, and easily cultivated. There is always a method to the madness of myths."

"So you don't believe in the spirit of the volcano? The daemons and gods?" He asked her.

"I did not say that..." She remarked, as a half-naked man sprinted across their vision, heading for the front gates to announce the arrival of the iron-clad northerners. Torm just hoped Bianca and her scouts were performing well on their end.

"Now is the time, sir Draufkrieg." Calliope told him, and he sighed, before he reached down and took the auroch horn he kept to signify his command, and placed it to his lips. The horn sounded, and a loud, reverberating boom echoed across the fields. Even from a kilometer off, Torm spotted the figures of distant archers on the wall. The walls themselves were colored clay orange, his noted, and even they were adorned with jewels. Far above the reach of a man, of course.

"Not like the parade grounds back home," she teased.

"Shut up... m'lady."
Torm caught the glittering necklace incredulously, unnerved by the torture followed by the extreme display of wealth. He gave it a cursory glance, and satisfied the bejeweled cord was at least in the vicinity of what was promised, he sequestered it away on his person as he stared at the dark woman. She was indeed beautiful, but there was something off-putting about her, even without the displays of magic he saw mere minutes before. The adrenaline had worn off, and now he felt fatigued and a tad acerbic. First things first, however.

"Bianca? We might-" He began, but she was already moving. The lieutenant set her scouts to comb the area in case there were any tribesmen or thugs lying in wait, hoping to strike when all was calm. They rushed to follow orders, one scout pouring the last of his water flask over his head as he moved.

"I better go make sure." Bianca said with a skeptical eye, reining her horse in close to Torms, before she leaned in conspiratorially. "Can you... handle things here?" She asked pointedly, eyeing the dark woman.

Torm gave a sardonic: "We'll see..." response, and motioned that she could go ahead. She gave him a look, and then set her horse at a canter, disappearing into the brush with her men. Torm called for his knights to make a perimeter around the temple, but a few remained behind the make certain the dead were truly dead. Torm set Lycurgus forward at a walk, the massive warhorse a scant meter from the mysterious woman, who had bent over to search for something in the tunic of one of the attackers. A man with a brass circlet around his great forehead, now caked in blood.

"Who are you?" He asked her, not impolitely, but his tone showed he did not view her as a damsel in distress, either.

"Calliope," she said without pause, pocketing something and drawing herself back up. When she looked at him, he felt like he was staring into the eyes of a serpent.

"Just Calliope?"

"If I told you my surname, would you recognize it? Are you a local to these parts?" She deigned to ask casually.

"Good point." He conceded, but she was dodging the true question.

"And I take it you're a knight of the northern realms?" She asked, at ease as if everything was under her control, and he was but a puppet on her string.

"What gave it away? My armor or my haircut?"

She smirked, and gingerly grasped Lycurgus's bridle. The horse shied away and nickered, uncomfortable at her presence but not yet ready to defend himself. "That, and your beast here. He killed a man with the deftness of a Zhaipurian duelist. You handled him skillfully as well, I'm not often impressed."

"I'll remember that," Torm remarked dryly, looking past her at the ostentatious and loudly dressed corpses. Opals, emeralds, lapis and lazuli, and even red diamonds shimmered under the every shifting light of the sun as it tried to peer through the canopy. Calliope glanced over her shoulder.

"The baubles? Much of it is real, though that is small issue compared to what you might be able to gain elsewhere," she remarked cryptically. Torm was about to ask her meaning, when he saw a great shape moving amongst the bodies. He flinched, only to realize the sinuous thing was a python of immense length. It slowly slid up her body, before resting upon her deceptively dainty shoulders. It's tongue flicked out lazily, and she scratched its throat gently, smiling at it as if it were a favored pet.


I'll need to clean it up a bit, but I believe I have all of the basics down and ready to be looked at @Theyra
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