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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Is there room for me in here? Can I take earth?
Yeah, she's really just pissed. She doesn't really have anything against anyone other than Emily.
Yeah, I figured I should show some of that anger we established as being present at some point, otherwise it'd just be occasional snark...
"Alright, how about you go fuck yourself Emily!" Elise shouted, dropping out of her pose and walking away from Courtney. She was fine when the bitch was just being crappy to her, but start slinging shit at Connor for no damn reason? That would get you on the fast track to her shit list!

"In case you've forgotten, you were the one who went after him. You snatched the poor idiot up when he was going through a rough patch, and then you threw him away because of it! But oh, wait, that wouldn't be fucked up enough for you, would it? No, first you had to have a fucking kid with him! A kid who you constantly try to keep to yourself, might I add... Seriously, he'd give his life for that kid, and you barely let him spend time with her!"

She gave a dry, humourless laugh as she watched her leave with Fiona.

"Then again, maybe it's good that you don't let him see her, because it's let me dodge around your goddamn spawn for ages now!"

And then she turned to Courtney and Ramona, a strained grin trying to cover the anger in her face.

"Alright you guys, maybe we should get moving! God knows you two are the only people who actually give a damn about the freindships we made way back then!"

Ok, here's the app for my fighter! Probably sucks, so let me know if I need to change stuff!

No no, wait, I'll take fighter! I mean yeah, I was planning to try and go for magic swordsman, archer style, but I'll take what I can get!
Well, this looks pretty fun. But first, I've gotta ask… Is the spellcaster free?
@bobert778

Don't worry man, I gotcha. Godfather 2, right?
Well, I kinda want to make a master, but I don't have enough space in my brain to process half the details on magic in the nasuverse, so I'll probably go with something that lets him get by without using it too much.
"Guuuh..." Elise groaned, her eyes blinking open. "Where... What happened..."

And then she actually managed to pick up on her surroundings, specifically their colour scheme, and a splash of vomit flowed from her mouth without her expression changing in any way. She just sat there, almost as if she was unaware it was even happening until she looked down at it on the floor.

"You know, I think that might actually look better..."

And then she lifted her head to look at all the people gathered around, immediately picking out the three people who registered as 'most important' in her mind.

"Oh hey Em... What's going on coughscumcough?"

She looked down for a moment, rubbing her throat, before looking back up to their old leader.

"Huh, sorry. I must have something wrong with my throat. You see, I called you scum. Just worried you might not've heard it with the cough n' all."

She then turned to Isana, a wide smirk growing across her face.

"And as if today wasn't great enough, my number one rival is here as well!" She shouted excitedly. "Could it be that you're here for another rematch? Because honestly, I can't quite see you coming back to this ugly-ass place of your own free will... It's gotta be that hot-blooded fighting spirit, am I right?!"

And then she hopped off the mountain of stuffed toys and fell rather naturally into an over-dramatic pose. The coolness of said pose may have been lost a little, due to the patches of vomit still present on her chin, but if anyone thought something like that would stop her, they clearly never really knew her in the first place.

"Coco!" She called, pointing frantically to her best friend. "I can't quite say I remember why we're here, but join me! Together, let us pose and shout everything we would normally say, specifically so we can annoy the shit out of Emily and Izzy!"

And then she spun around, finishing in a completely different, equally dramatic pose.
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