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Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Well, it looks like the other cafeteria folk probably aren't gonna post, so I'll get started on my next one tonight, after Father's Day is over.
As he found himself surrounded just a few meters from the entrance to the main building, Daiji idly replayed the choices that got him into this situation in his head.

"Hey, I don't know if you really are as stupid as you look, but I asked you a question!" One of the surrounding students said, a smirk on his face. "Who the hell do you think you are, bumping into me with that smug-ass smirk on your face?!"

"I didn' realise I was smirkin'." Daiji started to explain, pointedly staring directly ahead and over the delinquents head. "I'm jus' not all that great at talkin' to new people is al-"

"Oh, sure, so it's all just a misunderstanding, right?" The delinquent asked, before scoffing and raising a nasty looking AED taking the form of a wooden sword. "Look at you. Not even looking us in the eyes while you bullshit us. You really think you're strong enough to make an enemy of all the delinquents in the school? You sure you're ready to piss off the boss like that?"

"Not even slightly." Daiji said simply, continuing to avoid eye contact.

For whatever reason, this seemed to piss the delinquent off even more.

"Look at me, damn it!" He shouted, swinging the sword at him. Daiji responded by quickly sliding the wrapped up staff he had been carrying from his back and using it to guide the sword past him. For a moment, the delinquent looked up at him in surprise, but upon seeing that Daiji was still avoiding eye contact, he let out a shout and swung again. Once again, the wooden blade was guided past him, it's wielder along with it, and as it repeated itself more and more, Daiji was beginning to realise that he had to defuse the situation soon, hopefully before the barely stifled snickering of the other surrounding delinquents set the main one off.

He hoped it wasn't actually too late for that, considering the rapidly worsening expression on his opponents face.

"C'mon, please stop!" He tried to plead, although he was frustratingly aware that his naturally growly voice made it sound more like a taunt than something sincere. "Seriously, I ain't tryin' to fightcha! I just can't look ya in the eyes 'cause of my i-"

And then he redirected his blow again, only to here the horrifying sound of different voices grunting in surprise and pain. Slowly, he turned around to see that, yes, he had in fact accidentally flung his opponent into three of the spectating delinquents.

None of them looked quite as amused as they had just a second ago, and Daiji winced in a combination of frustration and fear as he watched them draw their own AEDs. Sure, he had been more than content to let the first delinquent tire himself out until he was too tired to keep going, allowing Daiji to explain himself, but now things were looking bad.

This was immediately compounded when he felt something hit the back of his legs, a kick or something, and he fell down to his knee. On instinct he looked up, only realising his mistake when his gaze met four others.

For a moment, there was silence, and Daiji sighed.

"KILL HIM! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"

Honestly, despite how bad he usually feels when he scares people, he kind of wished they'd all gotten scared this time. But no, that would just be too easy, wouldn't it? Instead, only two of them caught the fear, one of them sprinting off with a shriek while the other simply dropped to their knees in silence. The other two got the anger, his original opponent being the one who screamed about killing him. Now, he was at least somewhat experienced in fighting people under the influence of his rage eyes, and while they did tend to make more mistakes, that was usually because they were swinging harder and faster than usual. Naturally, this also hurt a lot more, and Daiji didn't really like getting hurt.

Which was why he immediately jumped back to his feet and sprinted off in the other direction, the two raging delinquents hot on his heels. He had to lose them, but how? Even with his longer legs giving him the speed advantage, they weren't so far behind him that he'd be able to outrun them, not before collapsing from exhaustion at least. No, he needed somewhere to hide, or at the very least somewhere he'd be able to maneuver around the pair to fight them more easily.

And then a small grin appeared on his face, as he came up with a plan. However, it immediately vanished when the wooden sword AED clipped his heels, eliciting a high-pitched shriek of what may have sounded like rage to others, but was actually just fear of his own. Dodging more than a few swings from the two delinquents, he dashed through the entrance to the building, and after a few moments of desperately looking around, he saw what he had been looking for.

The cafeteria.

After almost forgetting not to make eye contact with the student sitting just outside the cafeteria entrance, instead flashing him a thumbs up and horrifically poor excuse for a grin, Daiji practically burst through the doors, leaping over one table and using Sarufuemaru to pole-vault himself onto a second, before spinning around to face the delinquents.

"Ok, alright guys, now I think it's time we all calmed down an' acted like adults!"

"I'm gonna jam my thumbs into your eyes like I'm reading your mind in brail you fu-"

"Ok fine, I'll do it your way!" He shouted, before looping the end of the staff between the leg of a chair and flinging it into the face of the second delinquent.

"Hey, if anyone else feels like steppin' in, now'd be a pretty good time!" He shouted out to the rest of the students. "I am open to any and all offers, preferably before that guy wakes up again!"
Hmm, well, it looks like it's getting a little too crowded for my original plan to have Daiji run past Ichiro and Chai's fight while running from delinquents and get hit by a stray baseball, so I might be a little while longer than planned. Not too long though I think.
Gonna start working on my post a bit later today, once I've finished everything I've gotta do.
@Duoya
Oh no damn it! I just realised I picked nearly exactly the same name as you! Sorry, that wasn't intentional.
Maybe I'll have Daiji start a odd jobs/helpers club, so he can take in all the clubless dregs and become a leading player in this power struggle. And also so he can make friends. At least one. Maybe. please.
@Duoya
Whoa whoa, hold up a second. I get that all the other clubless losers are losers, but we haven't started playing yet. Chances are I will end up joining a club before the first day is over. But yeah, accurate for the others.
Also I'll try to have Daiji join a club soon, but it's still his first day.
By the way, just to justify Daiji's height and genetics, here's the picture I'm using for his parents.
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