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3 mos ago
And then you wake up because sadly that can only exist in the land of dreams.
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4 mos ago
I'm really not a dog person (crippling cynophobia will do that to you) but I would protect Pombon with my life.
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8 mos ago
Whoever designed that Froakie mission is pure evil.
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3 yrs ago
Knife of Evil is too great, prince of the robots meets his fate! Auchtertool no longer fight, killed by the wizard lord this night!
3 yrs ago
Robot Prince of Aucthertool, over thy robot kingdom rule! Electronic lord of war, destined to reign forevermore!

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The best Asuna wielded a giant anti-magic paper fan for a large chunk of her screentime. >.> <.<
@VitaVitaARIf it means anything, I'm probably going to wait until you're next post, since the only thing I can think to do right now is mention how Martina (who, as you'll recall, is a half-dwarf) crashed to the floor due to her failed tackle. XD
TOO MANY QUESTIONS, NOT ENOUGH ACTION!

YOU WIMPS CALL YOURSELVES HEROES!?
Rin

There wasn't really much thought put behind it, really. It just... Looked like a good way to blow off steam and mess about with, so within a few minutes a vague character sheet had been hammered out and submitted for approval. Yeah, this should be good for a laugh, at least.

...And then the computer ate her. That was... Different.


"...Ow!"

It seemed like she had landed on her head, seeing how much it hurt right now. At least it passed quickly, but still... Wobbling towards a slowly assembling group of people, she rubbed her forehead as this "Mr. Gold" began talking vaguely about...

...Hang on. This whole setup was suspicious. She'd just signed up in some random RP, and then she'd been sucked into her computer and dumped in the middle of what looked like a medieval fantasy village where some mysterious figure was waffling on about gods. Could this be... Had it finally happened?

"I KNEW IT!" she yelled suddenly, a finger pointing to the sky for dramatic emphasis. "I just knew this day would finally come! This is the day I've lived my entire life waiting for, the day when I, Rin, champion of justice and warrior of love... Would be called on to be the hero I've always been destined to be!"

The fact that she could say all that with a straight face was probably the most pathetic part, really. At least she was adapting well enough?
"Oi! I'm no monkey, I'm a dwarf!"
@chukklehedNot gonna lie, it brought a tear to my eye the first time I heard Diggy Diggy Hole. You can tell the guy who wrote it remembered his gnollengrom, that's for sure.
Part of me feels like I am stating that Martina is, in fact, half-dwarf far too much. Then again, reminding people that they are dwarfs is what dwarfs tend to do, so...
Martina Stonehammer

"Oi!" It was the only response she could give Tyaethe, really, as the only knight even smaller than Martina immediately made a beeline towards the princess and began yelling really loud about the captain. Humans were such hypocrites, weren't they? After all, when Martina yelled the captain's praises that loud all she got was "quieten down, Martina" and "you're making a scene, Martina" and "my butt isn't really that big, Martina, stop talking about it please seriously".

Not especially wanting to fight with the undead knight, however, she merely quaffed back another ale. She'd lost count of how much she'd drank, really; for a dwarf, any question along the lines of "are you drunk?" was inevitably answered with three words: "I'm a dwarf".

Some of the other knights had started an argument, but thankfully Martina was too far away to hear. Dwarfs took tradition seriously, after all, and, well... She would've just started cracking heads together if she'd heard what was going on. Still, it seemed to upset the princess, who had been dragged off by Tyaethe and was mumbling something about marmalade as they passed her and Fanilly. But before she could make another off-colour remark...

"...ASSASSIN!" yelled the half-dwarf, louder and deeper than Fanilly could manage, her voice rumbling throughout the ballroom even as she ripped the hem of her dress (why was it so frilly? She looked like a bloody elf in this ugly thing!) and nodded to the captain, before immediately giving chase. The captain could take care of the princess, after all, but... But something as cowardly as an assassination attempt could not be forgiven. The would-be killer would have to answer to justice, and she was going to ensure it even if she had to beat an explanation out of them personally.

Martina screamed out... Something rather gutteral sounding in dwarfish as she lunged towards the assassin. Despite her small frame, she was half-dwarf, and underneath that nightmare of frills she was wearing lay a hard and compact series of muscle. To put it lightly, she was quite a bit stronger than her height implied, and with this muscle behind her she proceeded to try and tackle the assassin to the ground...
Right, time to work on a post I guess...
@VitaVitaARI'll try and do a post right after your's I guess.
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