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You are thinking of going Chaos?


Not unless any of you guys give me a reason to :D

As of the moment, Lilith is perhaps the most corrupting influence on me!

*Must-Resist-Opening-Portal-To-The-Warp-Just-to-Fuck-The-Tech-Priestess-over!!*
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If you go with Tzeentch, you'll find it questioning the atoms of the fabric the clothes are made of and how they relate to the rest of the universe and the meaning of life. So basically underwear having an existential crisis.

If you go with Slaanesh... either you'll have some very frilly and seductive or a demon already able to get inside of you in more ways than one...

If you go with Khorne well... do I dare say... "Blood for the Blood God?"

If you go with Nurgle, burn it. And the container. And everything in a 2 mile redius. Also you might want to get a Marines Immaculate to clean it for good measure.


I don't think an underwear with an existential crisis sounds so bad, unless it could potentially decide that its existence is meaningless and suddenly vanish!

Good thing Adrianne has a bodyglove in that case! ^_^

... though when I think about it, that might actually be more of a hinderance if I went Slaaneshi and my underwear suddenly transformed into a tiny daemonette...

In other news, I was shown a rather stark theory that Chaos is akin to the dark side of the Force, its simply there for balance and that Chaos and its gods are not inherently, completely evil thanks to If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device.


@ClocktowerEchos

That will work.

Just so long as you hand over the Skitarii lasgun too.

@Rithy

What kind of Daemon tho?


I dunno.

I was thinking something nurgly, but that'd make the contents smelly.
Maybe one affiliated with Tzeentch, but then I'd probably not even be able to recognize the contents next time I came to get them.
Khornate is out of the question, as it would probably murderize all my clothes!
And a Slaaneshi daemon... well, I don't even know what would happen!
LET'S IMBUE THE TAU PLASMA RIFLE WITH THE RUINOUS POWERS OF TEH WARP!! >:D

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Just put landmines, spikes and explosive powder to keep her away! Or distract her by putting a dead necron or something outside the room! c:


The last thing Adrianne need is to wake up one morning, only to find a bomb in one her underpants, lolz

Safer to just bind a daemon to the drawer or something!

@Rithy

Nah Lilith will still want those too.

She just doesn't know she has 'em.


Now I'm getting visions of Lilith suddenly turning into a corrupted tech priestess seemingly at random during one of our future missions because she was secretly sneaking into Adrianne's drawers at night the week before, touching the things that should not be touched and stealing them xD
I can already imagine @ClocktowerEchos is gonna have to constantly look over the shoulder to watch out for an extremely grabby, technophile tech-priestess xD

That is why I went with warp-draped and tainted artefacts for Adrianne instead, because nobody wants to touch them! ^_^
@Andromedai

Fear not, ALeph as heretical as he is a closet weeb that's into furries.


That's not very reassuring....
@ClocktowerEchos

That sounds awfully elaborate and overly intricate.

Me thinks if the heresy hits the fan, we'll just go with something more simple; like getting torn apart by daemons, stomped by orks, abused by a slaaneshi cult or get torn apart at the atomic level as he is dragged into a vortex of doom summoned by Adrianne in just another friendly fire accident ^_^
@ClocktowerEchos

I wouldn't worry about those possibilities that might come later down the line, because due to the average lifespan of guardsmen, we're unlikely to see any of those minor issues develop :D
It looks good, @ClocktowerEchos. It sounds like just the kind of character we can throw into the jaws of the enemy to keep them occupied while the rest of the party does the actual mission.

And with @Jbcool's character, we'll always have someone who could patch Alpeh Dalet back up no matter how badly the enemy might mess him up ^_^

I think your two characters are great compliments to one-another!
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