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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Hmmmm. Altzer Sozei (Wow, full name.) thought, How bothersome.

What kind of person throws a knife through someone's cards? (Someone crazy, I bet) But the knife was appreciated, he was quite proficient at knife throwing himself and having one to throw was always good (unless you're going through airport security). He pulled the knife from the card it had speared, and glanced backwards over to the direction it had come from. She wasn't far away, close enough for this anyway.

"Is this is the card you have chosen?" He said, putting the card in his fingers. He flicked it in the girl's general direction and it flew perfectly through the air.

But somehow, the card started glowing blue in mid-air, and suddenly there was a large spinning shark instead of a card flying through the air. It hit the unfortunate girl with a loud whap! before turning back into a card and falling to the floor.

At this, Altzer couldn't help but laugh. And laugh hard. He was on the floor, clutching his stomach, at the novelty of hitting someone with a goddamn shark. (Where the hell'd it come from, m80?) Clearly this was one for the ages, but still, where had it come from? (I thought you were supposed to know that.)
@Shiinen
Nuul

"There is only one universal sign that someone has been possessed by a Puppeteer," Nuul said, sipping her tea, "A Marionette will always work towards the detriment of mankind."

She put her cup down onto the table before taking the sugar pot and adding another two spoonfuls of sugar. She stirred and took another sip.

"The only trait Puppeteers truly share is their desire to do harm, you may as well assume that it is their only purpose and motivation on this earth."
Nuul

"I think you've forgotten the biscuits, Eren." Nuul said, floating over to the table on her Grimoire, "And you'd best set the sugar on the table for our guests as well."

Of course, handling a sugar pot, tea pot, plate of biscuit and four cups would've been troublesome, but she was sure Eren could handle it. After all, dealing with a gang and the forces of darkness was probably much easier than serving tea.


The Boy

"Ah! Thank you!" He said, "But I ate just before. I'm not sure about Masami though."

His stomach rumbled, but he punched himself to stop it.

"Do you happen to have a bath we could use?" He asked, "This is the first time we've been able to settle for a while."
Perhaps try this?
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This one isn't very good, but it's something
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This one's apparently called 'mountain of shame' But I don't know what the hell it actually is
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EDIT: This one's nice
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Nuul
"Oh come now, is that it?" Nuul said, the swarm around her flying back into the Grimoire, "I've met children with more conviction than you, but I suppose children don't know as much."

The Beholders all surged back into the Grimoire, the portal on top closed. She turned to Eren to address the question.

"You'll have to declare a sacrifice before I can use it," She said, flipping through her book, "Unfortunately, you didn't, but I have some uses for him anyway."

The air fractured above her, and the Pursuers surged through the rift, biting into the corpse and dragging it back with them. The rift sealed, and she closed the Grimoire. It floated below her and she gratefully sat on it.

When she had put the Thug's blood on the Pursuers' page, she had added a target for them to pursue. They were powerful, but their hunger limited her commands somewhat, but the commands she could give worked well enough. Regardless, she had promised them prey and she always delivered on her promises.

"Now that we've resolved ourselves, Eren, why don't you make a start on that tea?" She said.
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He's playing Dork Souls.

(also I want to join this).


@NarcissisticPotato
I found another Potato
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XD LOLWUT
what is that even off of?


Highschool Musical apparently
I'll admit, when I saw that quote I could only think of this

"Oh, my fire." Alto said. A large geyser of water had splashed over the forest putting some of the fire out, but luckily the fire had spread deeper into the forest and some of it was still going. He headed over to a nearby fallen branch which was still on fire, and grabbed some more nearby fallen bruning branches to add to the fire.

A few minutes later he had his potatoes roasting in the fire. Suddenly, he heard something fall behind him. He looked up to see Sefia had come back.

"Where's Ian?" She said, seething with cold fury, "I need to kill him." He was just wearing casual clothes now, a plain brown jacket with the sleeves rolled up, plain black shirt and blue jeans.

"Hey wait a minute," Alto said, "What happened to your robot arm?"

She looked down at where her robot arm should be, it was normal. She swung it around a few times experimentally.

"It's my normal arm..." she said.

That confirmed some of Alto's suspicions. He sighed a little, and checked back on his sweet potatoes. He picked one up out of the fire, and peeled some of the skin off. Sure enough, perfectly cooked. He bit into it, perfect temperature for eating.

"Yeah, I thought so." Alto said, "Looks like this island's a meta paradise or something."

"Wait, what do you mean?" Sefia said, still confused.

"I mean, anything we want to happen will happen here." He said, "Probably within limits, but you get the picture."

The realization dawned on her, as Alto kept on eating his sweet potato.

"Then that means, I could do this..." She said. She concentrated hard, and far, far above the island, the THOR sattelite materialized. It had a target, and it launched a payload. Several tons of solid tungsten was now heading straight for Ian's ship.
@Raijinslayer
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A question which doesn't have to be a question for a question for my question which doesn't have to be a question.

No?


Another question which doesn't have to be a question for your question which doesn't have to be a question for my question which didn't have to be a question for your question which was a question to match my question

Yes?
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