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Role Play Preferences:[/b] Pretty much everything except playing other characters and most slice of life plots. Elastic on most shit.
Fandoms: Silent hill, Homestuck, Bioshock(1-2) and pretty much all of HP lovecraft's stuff.
Personality: Ambiguously ?????????????????.
Favorite Homestuck characters: In order: Eridan, Karkat, gamzee, John.
Hate kanaya and Jade.
My Homestuck class: Bard of Void
Likes: Scented Candles, Writing, RP'ing-in almost any form really. Even if I haven't tried it before- Pixel Art, Making things period, Dressing up in my mad mass. Talking to folks. <3 that understand what I say all the time without me having to tame my tongue.
Dislike: Political talk-light prods for opinions are fine though if private- Being tied down. Talking about myself too much. Playing party therapist, Edgy shit.
Pretty approachable, most of the time I'm all fine with, motherfucking. dancing down a door way to someone else grounds to chill. I tend to either be chilling or drilling the oil out of the works so random absence or silences are a normal.
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@Silverink
My quill of the ore and drill, we are always open to new characters while we got, motherfucking. space in this bus to chase.
Yeah, shit. Magic exist as like a common thing. The only request is keep in mind that proper magic, like elementalism, necromancry, healing, alchemy..all that shizzle and fizzle is harder than a physics degree with live demonstration to get without blowing yourself up. So, like. Having any characters you got with major magic reflect that will help 'em in.
My quill of the ore and drill, we are always open to new characters while we got, motherfucking. space in this bus to chase.
Yeah, shit. Magic exist as like a common thing. The only request is keep in mind that proper magic, like elementalism, necromancry, healing, alchemy..all that shizzle and fizzle is harder than a physics degree with live demonstration to get without blowing yourself up. So, like. Having any characters you got with major magic reflect that will help 'em in.
I'd want aliens to be like the shit from Homestuck, personally. Not. the. motherfucking, advanced, anus, andventuring, space fuckernauts that we normally we see which is more or less..like...elfs in space.
I think we'd get along better with a half over-dramatic, confused, bunch of exciting idiots. I mean, like. motherfucking. individuvally if nothing else.
@Lady Selune@Bishop
Comrades.
Handon is an abstract land mass. It's as big as you need it to be. There are no defined territories besides your own and there's no reason you can't be as big or as small as you need said territory to be, even if you're on the same side. Nothing says you can't have enough dead space between you to have conflict or none.
If you want lore where you guys were close enough to fight...bam..that's the land mass between you. If you want the map to be so big you guys could have a big ass walk over mountains to meet. Same thing. The only specific land is the capital and the surrounding forces that are apart of said capital rural forces,which is dead in the center. A circle.
Be as creative as you like, my soldiers of shape shifting. You can have you land be a big ass, sprawling rock scape the shape of octopus if you want. The only case I'll clamp down on any of it if it used to power game.
Comrades.
Handon is an abstract land mass. It's as big as you need it to be. There are no defined territories besides your own and there's no reason you can't be as big or as small as you need said territory to be, even if you're on the same side. Nothing says you can't have enough dead space between you to have conflict or none.
If you want lore where you guys were close enough to fight...bam..that's the land mass between you. If you want the map to be so big you guys could have a big ass walk over mountains to meet. Same thing. The only specific land is the capital and the surrounding forces that are apart of said capital rural forces,which is dead in the center. A circle.
Be as creative as you like, my soldiers of shape shifting. You can have you land be a big ass, sprawling rock scape the shape of octopus if you want. The only case I'll clamp down on any of it if it used to power game.
@Bishop
Shit. I thought that was what you were teleprompting, my chess piece patron. But my head is so fucked from writing more lines than a type writer with a paper supply that it came all weird with my boiled brainalizer.
Nah. That's cool. You can roll with that. I thought you was gonna rewrite your history for a sec to an invading force later on. But shit, I'm all fine with that fuckery.
Also. Yeah. There are other lands and larpers but Handon is very, very far away from them by sea apart from Geraign.
Shit. I thought that was what you were teleprompting, my chess piece patron. But my head is so fucked from writing more lines than a type writer with a paper supply that it came all weird with my boiled brainalizer.
Nah. That's cool. You can roll with that. I thought you was gonna rewrite your history for a sec to an invading force later on. But shit, I'm all fine with that fuckery.
Also. Yeah. There are other lands and larpers but Handon is very, very far away from them by sea apart from Geraign.
@Bishop
The inherent idea is fine. I'm, motherfucking. marble with the idea that a conquering party became a civilian one. But I don't see how they could become a great house, especially the royal blood line being left alive. The defense are powerful, but in Handon territory on the winning side they would just have to starve them out. Which is easy for forces getting food from non-desert, fertile lands.
The king has power, but if he let this arrangement go on. The other houses, especially all the lesser houses in your area would rise up in a civil war. It would be like...letting the germans having an fort in England at the end of ww, staffed, manned and with full county rights. Even if they did disown their own empire the...bad blood be too strong from the locals and other houses.
Especially if any royal were in there, whom would probably held most accountable for their nations attacks. If, only, as a symbolic gesture.
The inherent idea is fine. I'm, motherfucking. marble with the idea that a conquering party became a civilian one. But I don't see how they could become a great house, especially the royal blood line being left alive. The defense are powerful, but in Handon territory on the winning side they would just have to starve them out. Which is easy for forces getting food from non-desert, fertile lands.
The king has power, but if he let this arrangement go on. The other houses, especially all the lesser houses in your area would rise up in a civil war. It would be like...letting the germans having an fort in England at the end of ww, staffed, manned and with full county rights. Even if they did disown their own empire the...bad blood be too strong from the locals and other houses.
Especially if any royal were in there, whom would probably held most accountable for their nations attacks. If, only, as a symbolic gesture.
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the finished thing has scooted to the advanced section, kindred.
the finished thing has scooted to the advanced section, kindred.
We might need some more mammary gland merchants in this RP. A balanced, motherfucking. number ain't needed but a big theme is marriage and power.
I ain't gonna force shit because the RP can still function with a large amount of competing kings, but just throwing this out there, my kindred of they keyboards. That, there will be only one winner and marriage with another house can aid you greatly in trying to get noble support for a king spot or, give your house a comfortable alliance/position to fall back on if you lose.
This is a big shuffle of who's on top and who's on bottom for everyone with this event.
@Sisyphus
It's no sweat off the stone stoicness, comrade of the computer. I. motherfucking. do it to my own shit like, half the time.
also. To my peeps in the post patrol. I just added King Merin as a sheet. Just so you guys can get a better pic of the pruney old pryer of the last king if you wanted some more clarification on his character.
It's no sweat off the stone stoicness, comrade of the computer. I. motherfucking. do it to my own shit like, half the time.
also. To my peeps in the post patrol. I just added King Merin as a sheet. Just so you guys can get a better pic of the pruney old pryer of the last king if you wanted some more clarification on his character.
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This is a lore sheet, just to give more info on what the last king was like.
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The Name of the Noble: Merin, Former king of Handon.
The House of which said noble belongs: Land Stuck Fish.
Banner: A single, distressed looking blue fish on a plain white background.
Formerly the House of Crowns-the official house all kings automatically join-
Current Age of said Noble: 99
House History:
Originally from an obscure lesser house, but at the beginning of his campaign his home was devoured within a week by another lesser house. Merin renounced his family name, and all the benefits, land, allowance or deeds it may supply. On his escape he had two loyal followers, an old servant and a single knight whom swore to serve his family to his dying day and saw Merin as one of the only true members of it left in spirit.
With their help he managed to create a new Hovel house on which he campaigned with: The Land Stuck Fish. It claim to power being an out of date fishing harbor and a small manor whom he rented out its rooms to. He owned a tiny fraction of the land and the right to fish.
It was a joke really, no one took the house seriously but Merin was the kind of man who wore jokes well. The land Stuck fish has a strong history of charity with its stock and personally has funded many sailors. He loaned money for these exploits and his kind, forgiving debts compared to many other lenders lead to him being very popular. He sometimes gambled and lost sometimes, but his judge of character mostly won out and he wasn't without customers. In this way he managed to use these funds to slowly buy enough land to move himself up from Hovel to Lesser House.
What he lacks in land he had enough in raw finance to assure him that house prestige. He never had children.
Lands and Ownership: The Land Stuck Fish own a fishing harbor, a tiny manor and a farm. Despite this tiny amount he actually has 20 knights devoted to his name and 10 servants along with 5 acres of land in a radius around it.
Autobiographical Knowledge:
King Merin was a strange man who was never afraid to play by a different rule book. His biggest strength was his sincerity and his commitment to the truth. He turned down and offended many houses who tried to bargain with him marriage of their daughters all throughout his political career by telling the truth. The truth that he did not love them. This lack of manipulation, harsh ambition, or ruthlessness at the expense of others is a pattern that followed King Merin to the throne. He was popular with the non-noble community wherever he went.
Mingling in the inns, buying drinks, joking, donating, appearing at less important families events, and training fishers for free on how to better get their catches. He was emotional and energetic, a man on which the fairy tale idea of love and sincerity of the marital legal system was built long before he was born.
and his rule would be just as much as a fairy tale.
King Marin time as king is one of the true rules of peace to fall on Handon without controversy or debate. He was the kind of king who, despite the age of 80 would take the children at the local orphanage out trick and treating, put massive funding into communal grains and shacks for the homeless. Many may feel that King Marin lacked the foresight to ensure a bigger economical pay off for Handon, this is true. He was soft on the rod and the sword and always struggled to properly support either. The economy would still prosper but dipped in some areas which took years to recover,or be replaced, during the crisis he tackled.
In short. King Marin will be remembered as a wise king in times of need, built a civil infrastructure that supports the needy, but was a bit too soft for the more militaristic or authoritarian houses and let slip some important investments for long economic power for more civil minded and..sometimes..eccentric things like new holidays.
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Registration of Current Nobles
The Name of the Noble: Merin, Former king of Handon.
The House of which said noble belongs: Land Stuck Fish.
Banner: A single, distressed looking blue fish on a plain white background.
Formerly the House of Crowns-the official house all kings automatically join-
Current Age of said Noble: 99
House History:
Originally from an obscure lesser house, but at the beginning of his campaign his home was devoured within a week by another lesser house. Merin renounced his family name, and all the benefits, land, allowance or deeds it may supply. On his escape he had two loyal followers, an old servant and a single knight whom swore to serve his family to his dying day and saw Merin as one of the only true members of it left in spirit.
With their help he managed to create a new Hovel house on which he campaigned with: The Land Stuck Fish. It claim to power being an out of date fishing harbor and a small manor whom he rented out its rooms to. He owned a tiny fraction of the land and the right to fish.
It was a joke really, no one took the house seriously but Merin was the kind of man who wore jokes well. The land Stuck fish has a strong history of charity with its stock and personally has funded many sailors. He loaned money for these exploits and his kind, forgiving debts compared to many other lenders lead to him being very popular. He sometimes gambled and lost sometimes, but his judge of character mostly won out and he wasn't without customers. In this way he managed to use these funds to slowly buy enough land to move himself up from Hovel to Lesser House.
What he lacks in land he had enough in raw finance to assure him that house prestige. He never had children.
Lands and Ownership: The Land Stuck Fish own a fishing harbor, a tiny manor and a farm. Despite this tiny amount he actually has 20 knights devoted to his name and 10 servants along with 5 acres of land in a radius around it.
Autobiographical Knowledge:
King Merin was a strange man who was never afraid to play by a different rule book. His biggest strength was his sincerity and his commitment to the truth. He turned down and offended many houses who tried to bargain with him marriage of their daughters all throughout his political career by telling the truth. The truth that he did not love them. This lack of manipulation, harsh ambition, or ruthlessness at the expense of others is a pattern that followed King Merin to the throne. He was popular with the non-noble community wherever he went.
Mingling in the inns, buying drinks, joking, donating, appearing at less important families events, and training fishers for free on how to better get their catches. He was emotional and energetic, a man on which the fairy tale idea of love and sincerity of the marital legal system was built long before he was born.
and his rule would be just as much as a fairy tale.
King Marin time as king is one of the true rules of peace to fall on Handon without controversy or debate. He was the kind of king who, despite the age of 80 would take the children at the local orphanage out trick and treating, put massive funding into communal grains and shacks for the homeless. Many may feel that King Marin lacked the foresight to ensure a bigger economical pay off for Handon, this is true. He was soft on the rod and the sword and always struggled to properly support either. The economy would still prosper but dipped in some areas which took years to recover,or be replaced, during the crisis he tackled.
In short. King Marin will be remembered as a wise king in times of need, built a civil infrastructure that supports the needy, but was a bit too soft for the more militaristic or authoritarian houses and let slip some important investments for long economic power for more civil minded and..sometimes..eccentric things like new holidays.
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