Recent Statuses

4 mos ago
Current Me turn man. Me throw rock. In twenty thousand years, ultimate weapon, poop slung out of the elastic sock.
5 mos ago
INCEL. Internet Networking Comrades Engaging Long-distances. We are all incels.
5 mos ago
quality ,motherfucking, proton punctures, kindred.
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5 mos ago
5 mos ago
Be ye of sane mind, or just unhinged, motherfucking, everyone inevitably falls to the cringe.
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Role Play Preferences:[/b] Pretty much everything except playing other characters and most slice of life plots. Elastic on most shit.

Fandoms: Silent hill, Homestuck, Bioshock(1-2) and pretty much all of HP lovecraft's stuff.

Personality: Ambiguously ?????????????????.

Favorite Homestuck characters: In order: Eridan, Karkat, gamzee, John.

Hate kanaya and Jade.

My Homestuck class: Bard of Void

Likes: Scented Candles, Writing, RP'ing-in almost any form really. Even if I haven't tried it before- Pixel Art, Making things period, Dressing up in my mad mass. Talking to folks. <3 that understand what I say all the time without me having to tame my tongue.

Dislike: Political talk-light prods for opinions are fine though if private- Being tied down. Talking about myself too much. Playing party therapist, Edgy shit.

Pretty approachable, most of the time I'm all fine with, motherfucking. dancing down a door way to someone else grounds to chill. I tend to either be chilling or drilling the oil out of the works so random absence or silences are a normal.

my 1 x 1 IC

Most Recent Posts


Don't spare too much hair about it, kindred. It's ,motherfucking, more smooth than a mannequin waxing session. No coal or canes about it here. I got a bit of a vibe that it was the flow of the match anyway. Maybe later I'll give another panheon dude a guy if I get any sparks that, motherfucking, jump the shark from the deep, damp dark from where my head starts.

Here you go, kindred. I haven't,motherfucking, flipped my fingers onto this old note pad for a while so I might be a bit more rusty than a 50 year old virgins junk. The idea was to sort of make a machine that has a direct threat potential but was relatively straight forward. I don't normally like to,motherfucking, commit to RP's for long time so I mind of made him suit a role as a sort of sub-antagonist that can sort of explore the world a bit and maybe give a more direct link for you insert prior-pantheon plot or lore through.
@Dark Cloud

I don't play in my own games, comrade. I can barely multitask breathing and writing, yet alone multiple characters, brother.


Yeah, it's off. Sorry, kindred.
@Dark Cloud

Well. The problem with 3 players, brother. Is that a big part of the set up is for internal conflict of investment and ideas. With 3 there is no equalizing ace in the hole. Once one person convinces the other all tension is sort of lost, if you get me.

It's sort of like a texa's hold 'em but the winning move is just to join forces against the third so you can fight later. I mean that in both a gamey sense, a story sense and a mechanical sense.

If there were a fairly decent amount of odd number five, at least then it would be equalled out but once one player falls out of the "loop" they're kind of basically in a rail road.

I think the RP is stillborn, kindred.
@Dark Cloud

Yeah, it,motherfucking, sucks like a black hole in a porno shoot, brother but that's the gravity around here sometimes. Sorry, kindred.

If I'm a bit,motherfucking, downward bound and hope springs a small latte about just a bit in the shit pits on the server side.
@ScreenAcne My heart is doing the hokey-pokey of hurt brethren, I will never get to clean shit from ceilings in my C.U.M.

We're on the edge,motherfucking, here, man.

Will this RP go the way of the floppy disk, if you,motherfucking, get me or be coffeti and yeeted dna spaghetti.
@Dark Cloud

Normally as a rule, kindred. My games get their max interest in their first day or two and this RP is starting to look like it might not take off if I'm going to be honest.

No offense to you and dog, my comrades of the,motherfucking, cornerstone but I'd don't feel this RP will do well with less than 4 people at least. Just giving you a heads up for heartache. I tried to advertise it but there's not a lot of bites. For what it worth, even if it dosen't take off thanks for all the hype towards it. Giving the idea love to have a chance.

I know it might be,motherfucking, pessimistic but I got experience in this field, if you get me. Still had fun making it though.

I'll keep an eye on it at least for the next few days and maybe post an advert in general or something but if not at least 4 people bite in total it's a stillbirth.
@ScreenAcne It shall be known henceforth as: the Custodial Utility Management Suit otherwise known unfortunately as C.U.M.

shit, open up that skull and start mining, brother. Because I'm pretty sure god put gold in those parts.
@Dark Cloud

That,motherfucking, guy is sucking like a dim college goer that trying to earn a degree. Alright, I'll let you use that picture, brother. I'll even go one step further and add it to the suit roster. Here's the stats for it.

[color=orange] / / / Hazard [/color]

[/color=red] / Armor [/color]

Special Features: Comes with a special multi-purpose vacuum capable of mopping, sweeping, sucking and blowing-to a weak extent- any debris or liquids it finds. This is the only suit capable of actually removing waste and sucking in gas clouds into a airtight metal container on the back. The vacuum continuously spray and air cleans anything it goes by as it does it job so it makes once hazardous areas movable for others although it cannot decontaminate persistent threats such as larva or radioactive chunks.

The suit dosen't boast real armor but its backpack can be removed and set to blow with a timer thanks to a jury rig by the RnD field. Acting as a big toxic bomb comparable to a plastic explosive but once the backpack is gone you can't use your cleaning ability until you get back to the colony and get a new one.

You can have the honour of naming it, brother.
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