SgtEasy

SPAAAAAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!

So, you know. SPAAAAACCCCEEE!!!! What would you do if floating in SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!???! I'm losing my SAAAAAANNNIIIITTTYYYYY!!!!!

Game of Life [Apocalyptic, Fungus zombie, RP]

Not to tell you two to stop, but according to the GM rules one of you is bound to get suspended or kicked. I have no sway on who, seeing as I am a firm believer in the saying "It take two to Tango." please resume as you see fit.

@Master Crim

Five bucks to say whoever is suspended or kicked will be User,

@booksmusicanime

@Master Crim

I second this! Immediately!

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Well, shit. Uhhh, I'm thinking of something that might relieve the atmosphere..... Hmmmmm...... Boobs 69! Heh heh heh (slowly walks out of door) ah heh heh...... Ah yeeeaaaahh

Solar System Defense [A Mecha/Sci-Fi Roleplay] (Full)

..... So uh, how is everybody.....

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Dullan System, 101st Exploration Fleet

"You are in the Carrier Freedom's Right and the flagship of the 101st Exploration Patrol and one of the many in the Fay'Ran Jik Democracies. We were given coordinates and were else there to find new territory for our Democracies. I presume that this is your nations territory? I can send you a first contact package containing Democracies culture, people's and such. I hope for peaceful contact between our nations." Jargen set his clenched fist over his heart, a sign of Krieg respect. The Admiral studied the alien a bit closer. The presumably female general had wings like the Tayt, a gene from their previous avian heritage, Jargen presumed. He led the group through the parade lines of Tayt and Krieg. Their armour was polished and shining in the light, all of their medals were showed proudly and the advanced weaponry of the Democracies was resting on their shoulders. "We want peaceful contact" the Krieg continued "and an ally in this galaxy. I would assume that you would as well, yes?" He led them through the blast doors and into the metal corridors of the Freedom's Right. He turned a right and stepped into the first door. If a room could be described, this room would be called humble. It was a rectangular room with an oval table with chairs in the middle of the room. There was a blue holo at the end of the table and a 3D map of the Galaxy on the wall. He motioned for them to sit and when everyone was seated, Jargen sighed and went into a cold demeanour. "To be honest with you, we need allies. Our other mission was to apprehend a threat to national security. The Krieg Warlord Adolf Von Hilfer." He brought an image of a normal Krieg with oversized pauldrons "This was a mission sent from the highest in the command chain. This is important. He escaped from High Maximum Security Prison, killed most of the staff and gathered a huge amount of murderers, serial rapists, thieves, cutthroats, the lot. Threats to Democracies safety. He stole the Heavy Frigate docked onto the station, took the crew hostage and took off. The problem is, that frigate was containing a high amounts of explosive residue. Enough to destroy a planet." He sighed and finished with "Ever since, he gathered his old "crew" and has rampaged across our territory. He disappeared four weeks ago. He was gone ever since. We need help. This man is a threat, a high security threat. And I need allies."

Unknown, Unknown

A savage grin appeared from the shadows of the room. Blood trickled from the black teeth and a pus loaded hand touched the table. "Brothers, our renewal has begun. We have gathered our forces. The death of Life itself is at hand. Ready yourselves, for the Crusade will begin." (I am so sorry. I am incredibly tired. This is literally the worst. I just need rest)

Game of Life [Apocalyptic, Fungus zombie, RP]

please stop that, i understand your bumping but if smne comes on and sees all that they will think the rp isnt serious. just go "bump" not

"I believe. I believe that there is always more for bumping. More positions and bumping even harder. I believe in a bright future where the aggresiveness of others will not be directed at the bumpers who bump too "hard".I BELIEVE THAT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WILL BUMP TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE, AND ONE TIME!! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL SUCCEED IN ADVANCING OUR ART, TO REACH HIGHER PLACES!! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL FIND NEW AND BETTER AND CRAZIER POSITIONS AND TAKE OVER THE PREVIOUS RECORD FOR BUMPING WHICH WAS 50 BUMPS PER SECOND!!! AMEN MY COMPATRIOTS, AND BUMP UNTIL YOU CANNOT BUMP ANYMORE!!!!!!" Raises fist in a dramatic fashion.

@SgtEasy

@User

Oh, sorry. I'll just go back to bump then

Game of Life [Apocalyptic, Fungus zombie, RP]

"I believe. I believe that there is always more for bumping. More positions and bumping even harder. I believe in a bright future where the aggresiveness of others will not be directed at the bumpers who bump too "hard".I BELIEVE THAT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WILL BUMP TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE, AND ONE TIME!! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL SUCCEED IN ADVANCING OUR ART, TO REACH HIGHER PLACES!! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL FIND NEW AND BETTER AND CRAZIER POSITIONS AND TAKE OVER THE PREVIOUS RECORD FOR BUMPING WHICH WAS 50 BUMPS PER SECOND!!! AMEN MY COMPATRIOTS, AND BUMP UNTIL YOU CANNOT BUMP ANYMORE!!!!!!" Raises fist in a dramatic fashion.

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

I can soon put up either an Aeon Brood backstory post, or some stage of invasion somewhere, if anyone is willing.

@Dead Cruiser

Invasion? Hell yeah! Let's do it! Space Bears, Space Chicks and Space Germans shall triumph!

Solar System Defense [A Mecha/Sci-Fi Roleplay] (Full)

"Shit! This has gone down the piss hole! Defensive positions!" Daniel finished shouting into the communications and fired his cannon onto the massive swarm. Firing round after round into the endless tide, death coming to the ones who were in the way. He fired the shoulder mounted machine gun and the under slung gun under his cannon as it cooled off. A loud screeching noise was heard and Daniel looked at his heads up display. His boosters were dying. He continued firing with all of his guns and started thinking for a way to benefit from it. 'That's it!' Daniel talked into his communications "I have an idea, cover me." He put one big boost into the thrusters, deactivated his weapons and flew off into the swarm. He kept boosting until he was at the start of the swarm. His armour was being chipped at, Imperator wasn't going to survive much longer. At the start of the swarm, he deactivated his boosters and used his momentum to keep moving forward. He activated his weapons and started his Chainsword up. "IT'S TIME FOR SOME NOISE!!" He sliced through the ocean of machines, his heads up display flashing huge amounts of red warnings. Already, his right leg was failing and his left was starting to as well. He was shooting and killing dozens but it was like a man trying to kill thousands of bees. It was almost pointless. "I gave a bloody distraction! Now give me results!" He shouted to his compatriots.

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Bumpsiesss (Takes selfie with peace sign over lips and duck face)