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*maniacal laughter*
*mumbles bullshit*
SgtEasy
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S'algood bro
STATUS: Bro, how does this site stay the same but change so much in just a few years. Damn 2 yrs ago
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Bro, how does this site stay the same but change so much in just a few years. Damn
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5 yrs ago
Damn its been 4 years and it took a car crash, medical school and a pandemic to get me back here. Memories be crazy
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8 yrs ago
I'm gonna be away to the islands for three days so I'll be back Tuesday NZT <3 Will try and get online but I'm pretty sure there's no signal
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9 yrs ago
Got an 18 hour flight ahead of me today, wish me luck y'all :)
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Merry Christmas from NZ to RPG, have a fun one and hope you have prezzies <3
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*mumbles bullshit*
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Consider this your first warning. Any further, and you'll be burned at the stake for heresy and rebellion against the state.
Yes, I'm a tyrant~
You offend me, she witch! I shall kill you, Communist fiend! For DEMOCRACY AND MERICA!! *cocks pistol and aims at @Tatsua Aiisen*
Name: Apache' Hel Coptrin (Hel for short)
Title(s): Heir presumptive of House Coptrin
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Personality: Hel doesn't behave like a noble at all...which is why he's only the heir presumptive instead of the heir apparent of House Coptrin (despite being an only child). Hel isn't interested in fancy things, and can in fact be driven mad by 'fancy' hindering 'function'. He also is perhaps the world's worst liar, in that he can outright forget to lie. He also sometimes forgets that people around him aren't as smart as he is, so what he might think of as common sense is really not that at all
Basic Bio: WIP
Skills: Is extremely intelligent. An expert at calligraphy (as in both really good and really fast...like insanely fast). He also has a near encyclopedia knowledge of both history, and really useless triva
Equipment: WIP
Hey, I got an idea that could be fun; could I make a second character to be Hel's fiance
APACHE!! AW COME ON MAN
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I feel violated.
Tatsua-chan-senpai, please help protect my maidenhood from this depravity.
Ahem, wow. I feel I need to protect myself from your lies. *clap clap* SECURITY! ARREST THESE CHILDREN! THEY OFFENDED ME! *two buff yakuza men come out of portal and grab @Moonlit Sonata and @Tatsua Aiisen*
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...a-are you coming on to me?
The rules said no lewd, pervert.
How dare you say such a lewd thing!? I said no such thing, me and my company want to sponsor you're show! If anyone is a pervert here, it is you madam. I am a professional, thank you very much. *lifts monocle*
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Helicopters are no joking matter, and neither is my talk show.
Oh sorry. Can I sign a deal between our two companies? ApacheHelicopterRescue Patrol would like to sponsor your show
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I'll explain in the GM's stead.
Now, QUESTION ONE: Do Apache Helicopters naturally exist in Fantasyland?
Answer: Nope~
QUESTION TWO: Is it possible for a human to have some sort of twisted, tragic mental disability that makes them think they are an Apache Helicopter~?
Answer: Well, if they're depraved enough, I don't see why not.
And finally, QUESTION THREE: Sonata-sama, how much must I pay to undergo the Male/Female-to-ApacheHelicopter transgender surgery?
Well my little pervert, the answer is "more than you can afford".
This has been "Thirty Seconds With Sonata". Thanks for stopping by, all you adorable little lambs at home~
I was just joking XD. I'd like to put my CS soon
I think I may need to drop out. I don't think I have the patience for an NRP and the advanced posts that come with it. This is a fantastic rp but I need to just do some more casual stuff for now, mostly because of the life things that are happening. I am so sorry if this interrupts something or any plans but I just need to calm down a bit.
I'm slightly interested. Nevermind I'm super interested. AN APACHE HELICOPTER?! FUCK YEAH!!! CAN I PLEASE BE AN APACHE HELICOPTER PLEAAASSSEEE
(But being serious, this seems interesting. But if I can be an Apache, can I?)
(But being serious, this seems interesting. But if I can be an Apache, can I?)
Ummm. . .this isn't a nation rp. Rather we're the heroes, mercenaries and villians that wander through such universes.
Uh, yeah, I meant to hide that and have it just for people to read if they're bored and if you want. A bit more backstory. The hider doesn't work though. If you want, I can delete it?
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