Potato
"The above photo represents what Potato would look like if it had eyes."-
Me
Name: An Inanimate Potato
Nickname: Po or Spud
Birth Date: Unknown
Age: Dead
Gender: Not Applicable, is a Potato
Sexuality: Do potatoes have sex like we do?
Relationship Status: Uh, Didi?
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Apartment Number: 2B
Major: Deep Fried
Minor: Baked
In Depth Appearance: Well, it's a potato. Um, how do you fill a whole paragraph explaining the appearance of a potato?
Habits | Quirks | Oddities Again, potato
Hobbies: -Getting Fried
-Baked
-Steamed
Like: -Didi
Dislikes: -Dying (already dead)
Fears: Getting eaten by it's one true love, Didi
Personality: ♦ Potato ♦ It has no traits ♦ Stop asking ♦ It's a bloody potato ♦
Well. I guess Potato is very... vegetable-like? I don't know! This is a joke CS!
D E F I N I N G M Y P A S T
History:
Cut bit out about getting eaten and replace the soulmate with Didi
Extra: I LIKE POTATOES
Anything Else: Potato is very confused whether it's sentient or just inanimate.