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2 yrs ago
Current Bro, how does this site stay the same but change so much in just a few years. Damn
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5 yrs ago
Damn its been 4 years and it took a car crash, medical school and a pandemic to get me back here. Memories be crazy
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8 yrs ago
I'm gonna be away to the islands for three days so I'll be back Tuesday NZT <3 Will try and get online but I'm pretty sure there's no signal
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8 yrs ago
Got an 18 hour flight ahead of me today, wish me luck y'all :)
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9 yrs ago
Merry Christmas from NZ to RPG, have a fun one and hope you have prezzies <3

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@Lady Amalthea

Hopefully that was sufficient. If you'll excuse me, I shall now drop with exhaustion because hot damn am I tired.

Edit: I feel like I didn't do a long enough post. Gosh darnit. If I need to change anything, mention me and I'll do it in the morning Lady.

And by "Just some bitch named Lady Luck", I did not mean you. Like, at all. You're nice, a good GM and an all around great person. Although, I must say that the dice gods are absolute fuckers rulers of the entire universe (praise the dice gods).
Jonas "Yer Fucked" Soberano


Interacting with Victoria @Garden Gnome
Soecial Mention: @Lady Amalthea




Just north of Whitesburg, Georgia was a cemetery. This cemetery was like any other, dead people, tombstones, the whole lot. What was of particular interest in this cemetery were the pair of humans running for their lives from a horde of diseased corpses. The absurdity of this would've baffled any normal human being before the outbreak but this was not some horror book nor was it some sick mind fuckery by some screwed alien race that used our despair for entertainment. No. This was real life. And look at how fucked up it is. Jonas Soberano was having a bad day. It might've been an understatement but to keep it simple, it was bad. It had been bad for several days beforehand. Really, if we were to be realistic, the last two years have been bad.

But, for the sake of the narrative, the last week has sucked. Balls. Hairy, veiny sweaty testicles. The ground was wet with blood, the walking dead were chasing them in their walking manner and they had minimal supplies and ammo. The Filipino checked his rifle, two bullets in the Remington before he had to use his spares. Beforehand, he had marked all his spare rounds with a marker. He would only use them when he was in a tricky situation. They had been rummaging through the store next to Church Street, desperate for food and water. Instead, all they found was an active alarm and a sign for the walkers saying "Come here and eat me!"

Starving, thirsty and out-of-breath, our neighbourhood nice guy was doing badly. He looked back to the horde, the walkers quickly trying to form a circle around the pair of weary travellers. They were currently in a crescent formation. With only the forest ahead and walkers behind them, they only had one option. He reached out to his partner with his left arm, the right holding his rifle. "Victoria! We need go into the forest, circle around that black house we passed by and try and lose them in the highway. Let's go!"

There was no bullshit in his statement, no joking around, no playful tease. This was a survivor's voice, tone and orders. Even someone as childish as Jonas knew the severe consequences of miscommunication during such a dire moment such as this. Gathering the last of his energy, he grabbed her hand and bolted to the forest. Hopefully this doesn't go badly. All throughout this mess, he had been wishing. Praying to God that they would be able to cuddle tonight. Praying that they could live another day, another week, another year. That things go smoothly for the two of them, that life couldn't get any worse than the dire straits they were in right now. Thoughts raced as his legs pumped with the last of his adrenaline. Unfortunately for him, there was no god.

Just some bitch named Lady Luck.
@Hans von Lek

Sorry Hans, the CS has been slow going. I just finished a post for one of my other RP's so I can work on it tonight.
Mkay, work on the post is sporadic since I'm at school currently so it's slow progress. But I will probably put it up by tonight.
@Lady Amalthea

Be realistic about it. Got it. Working on a response now.
@Lady Amalthea

Mkay, I think I've made up a strategy. Is there a rule regarding on how far we can run or how much we do in each post?
@Lady Amalthea

Eh, group three is probably going to be a little later than the others since... Holy shit, we've got like 50+ walkers on our asses XD. I think me and @Garden Gnome have to collab this or something.
A roleplay based on an anime about a group of smut terrorists spreading porn to the world while a government funded covert operations group (the Porn Detection Squad) track and try to find them. The summary would've been something like "In a world where freedom of expression doesn't exist, people thought porn was the best answer. And my god were they right."
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Muhaha! I change my avatar and signature and you have no idea who I am! I'M A MASTER OF DISGUISEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


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