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Hearing Kaylee’s impassioned disapproval of his plan and departing from his forethoughts, Keystone slammed the palm of his hand into his face and slowly dragged downward. The initial slapping sound was massive. The large man voiced his frustration at having another idea stymied by issuing a low grunt that, upon further reflection of his situation, turned into a full-throated growl. Were there a suitably dense barrier nearby that needed a large aperture, he would have gladly slammed his head through it.

After giving himself time to think on the matter, Keystone realized that this new revelation still didn’t change Step One in his ever evolving master plan to free Kaylee and potentially turn a profit. He had to look for answers anyway – going to the experts at the Thayan Enclave was right out. A defined lack of trust and personal funds would make that a difficult and risky proposition at best. The plan must continue, for his sake as well as Kaylee’s.

Then again, that was another issue. If she required an actual, living body to inhabit, that would deny someone else their life. While it wasn’t putting someone to the knife, it would be equivalent to the deliberate murder of an innocent. There was the line he wasn’t willing to cross. Step Two of his master plan would have to be an idea on how to circumvent this. But how does one create an empty vessel for a spirit to inhabit? It made his head hurt. Keystone was trained to hit people. It’s what he did, better than anything else. Fabrication of a living body was a little outside of his Zone of Competence.

Okay, Step One, first: Find out what the dead mages recorded about Kaylee, if anything, and salvage any useful goods or materials from their hideouts. Reverin’s tiny tower still held equipment and scrolls; Raa and Keystone did not have time to give a thorough inventory of the place before all hell broke loose. There was profit to be made there, if not so much expected in the way of relevant information. Erepar’s dwelling would most likely yield information, as he had time to study the sword that held Kaylee when Keystone first arrived.

A thought struck Keystone – The sword, what purpose did it serve? Was it another piece of this puzzle? Would it be another unwieldly hunk of metal he’d have to carry around but never use? Gods knew he didn’t want to end up like Erepar’s Naked Manservant (and what happened to that thing, anyway?).

These were all questions for a later time. Right now, he had to prepare the Telflamm Rocksteady Clan’s meals for the day.

Preparation of food was made less of a chore (not that he minded in the least) with Saran’s help. Her answers, while evasive, served to brighten his mood a bit since the intracranial discussion he had earlier with Kaylee. Again, she managed to avoid answering his questions while still giving him conversation. Upon hearing her list of possibilities and hypotheticals, Keystone tilted his head to the side, not unlike a confused mastiff, and gave her a piercing gaze. Slowly, a smile formed, accompanied by an affirming bob of his head.

“Yeah, mental intrusions do suck it, Miss Saran. You… …are going to confuse me for quite some time. Looking forward to puzzling you out though, I am. C’mon then, let’s roast some ducks.”

Suppertime conversation seemed to put Keystone on the defensive. At least a bit. He addressed Saran first:

“Really? That’s a right befuddling piece of news, then. Unless the couriers’re ensorcelled somehow, anyway, but I know nothin’ of magic nor the people what practice it. Alright, if the town’s still in good order, then the structures I’m talking ‘bout still stand solid, and with no rightful owners alive. Also, should be a proper Inn to rest up in. If it’s true, I’m glad the survivors aren’t sleeping under the weather, as it were.”

On Avar’s concerns, Keystone responded flatly, “Can’t speak for all magefolk, Master Rocksteady. Me an’ the Paladin I was traveling with exchanged notes after the fact. The man hired us to rob someone. He made regular use of undead creatures, what killed one of the people in their, ah, ‘job interview’, and tried to drag the corpse away for reasons unknown. That, and Good Sir Knight mentioned he detected lots of nastiness from the Earth Elemental the bugger used as an attack dog. I’m fairly positive that Elementals aren’t generally aligned, and that raises some questions for me.”

“Now, I only knew the man for an evening, but he left an unfavorable impression. That other pointy-hat, Erepar? He seemed ok. Even concerned for our safety when the Big Nasty rolled into town. But I knew him for even less time. Bloody ‘ell, Avar, for all I know, Rev’s secretly the hero here and I’m all villainous, but don’t know the half of it.”

Keystone shook his head, completing his thought with a simple, profound sentence: “It’s hard to do the right thing when you don’t know what it is, Master Rocksteady.”

Keystone wasn’t absolutely certain what tone Tim used as the boy asked him if he would be returning to Two Stars. Maybe he’d been shaken by the abruptness of their first meal together, and the hard feelings stayed, if only in part. Maybe he just didn’t like the scarred brawler. It was as good a possibility as any; Keystone didn’t exactly inspire warm feelings of love and togetherness, generally. When he did, experience taught him to be guarded. It was possible that this boy, this guileless smithy’s apprentice, was more honest with him than most. Keystone regarded him thusly, and returned to the conversation with this in mind.

“Yeah, Tim. Giving thought to going back there for a short while, get some answers. Try to, at least. I intend on returning, y’see. Give you lot your share of the profits, if any. I’ll need some things before I set out, expedited by the reputations of Miss Saran and your Master Rocksteady. That’s why I’m insisting on splitting the profits.”

His attention turned to the others at the table, “I’ll make out a list, if you’re willing to go in with me on this little enterprise.”

“Avar, I am honored you’d let me into your home, and have allowed me to stay for this time. And I get it; I’m surely throwing off your house’s routine. Corrupting and whatnot. Hey, attracting the working girls, eh? Didn’t notice, rather caught in my routine. They buy anything? I can see crafting a line of stilettos and sash-knives, earring darts and the like, for the Professional Market Lady’s self-defense. If’n they like it, I might could teach them how to make with the fisticuffs an’ stabby-stabby, build customer loyalty. Maybe make the Market Square safer at night. …just thinking out loud, sir. (AHEM) Anyway, if I’m going to be back in town for a while, it’d be prudent t’get my own place, yeah.” Keystone glanced at Saran briefly before continuing, “But I’d be wantin’ to make it quite nearby.”

“So, that ring, Miss Saran. Any suggestions on what to do with it? I’d not dare try it on m’self.”

After supper, Keystone set to drafting his list before turning in. He left it sitting on the table, again with an appropriate stack of coins.


A touch busy with some work stuff at the moment, but I'm in agreement. If the El Camino is the only transportation available to them, it would make sense to utilize like that. Now the only problem is how to decide who gets shotgun.
Too late for crumpets and tea with a dozen or so armed sociopaths led by a guy who refuses to show his face, most likely.

I hope they have ice cream cake. It's just not a party without ice cream cake.
The interruption to the music could not be overlooked; one does not simply stop a good song, at least not so flippantly. Particularly when said song opened the first non-hostile interaction the interior of the Heroes' Guild Hall had seen since discussion began. Must be a personality trait common to outsiders.

He hoped that it was probably for the best. The lack of information thusfar was surprising. Back home, everything that was needed for a mission was organized, intelligence about an area or target passed along fluidly without need for speech. If something changed on the run, a few hand and facial gestures were returned with similar, passing along that which was required to make the mission work. Perhaps his own shortcomings in the regard of communication would be a greater hindrance than earlier anticipated.

Regardless, the slender Sheikah wanted to see where this led. So far, he had followed instinct and gut feelings to this place. Ego and pretentiousness of potential colleagues shouldn't keep him from sorting out the riddle to his existence.

Holding his arms out wide, violin in hand, he bowed to the Hylian(?) with the harp who had joined him. With graceful reverence for his instrument, the Sheikah youth nestled it into its case and tucked it back away.

The group was filing out now, the remaining ones, and he needed to get ready for a long trek. Again. A note of mild irritation crossed his face as he realized that, just an hour after reaching his destination, he needed to pack up and travel. Such was destiny, very likely. At the very least, he was becoming more familiar with the lands around Hyrule firsthand.

He hung back, hovering around the mounded table of food. Unsure as to when another opportunity to eat things he didn't kill himself, he hoarded a few choice goodies, preserved or preservable, into his pack and pockets. When fairly sure the group was far enough out, the young man scratched his coat three times, as if signaling.

From inside one of his exterior coat pockets, a tiny creature emerged. It was a fairy; a companion commonly associated with the Kokiri. This one kept her light dim, and her clothing dark. Different from most. She stretched her wings and buzzed around the thick, white hair of her charge before settling down on his shoulder. Were one to observe very carefully, one could see her dainty face mouthing words and twisted into an expression of annoyance, as if she were scolding him for something or another.

The Shadow Folk merely smiled an infectious, cheerful grin. He shouldered his pack, adjusted his blades, and took up his staff. Smoothly, he moved to follow the group, staying to the rear right flank of the procession. Tactical positioning, observant, maintaining a clean line of sight on three sides while making himself an unlikely first target.

The second before he exited the building, however, he made sure to grab the drumstick of a large bird and a fruit pastry.

You know, for the road.

Nah, that's one of his "retirement proficiencies". He's going to need all available slots to pay for developing martial arts techniques.

And thanks. Always did like classic Red Mage.
Trade secrets, tight-lipped. It is the prerogative of the Master of the Forge as well of the Master of the House within which Keystone was a guest. Making a mental note, until further information was made privy to the inquisitive pugilist, he would merely refer to it as Avar's Metal, and the finished product The Black Knuckles. Nice and simple.

"I forget m'self, Master Rocksteady," began Keystone, "Whilst I'm under your roof, the meal'l be called Ale, sir. I'll be having tea with my Ale, if you'll not mind, and turnover cakes all around."

Quite looking forward to his day's labors in the kitchen, Keystone was kicked in the guts by the sudden appearance of Kaylee back in his mind, with obvious distress. Suspicions had arisen concerning the nature of his visitor, the fact that she alternated using a child's voice was both heart-tugging and frightening; his nature was to be protective (if not always kind), but being the object of manipulation by an unknown entity did make him anxious.

Keystone spoke inside of his mind, as he was accustomed when dealing with tagalong spirits, "Little Kaylee, you know I ain't magefolk. I've got tricks, mind you, but nothing that could bother the likes of you. Got half a plan of something to do, but if you could tell me what you need it'd be a help. Soon as I'm able, I'll see what I can 'bout what happened."

Keystone strode inside, dressed, and proceeded to the kitchen. Seems he had been spending a good number of hours in that room lately, plying a craft that he rarely found time to indulge anymore. He wasn't purely a wall of muscle, built to continually slam his fists into things that required his percussive attention; Keystone had a soul of an artist, deep down. Or at least a craftsman.

True to his word, he started with the bread pudding. He whisked together a cold anglaise and began crushing stale bread crusts and pastries into it until it was sufficiently thick and chunky, and set the whole mess into the oven. He then began preparations for crusty brown bread and a pot of beans with aromatics and pork. When a stopping point, or at least a slowing point was reached, Keystone looked to Saran. For the first time that day, they were alone. He got straight to the point.

"A lady's got reasons for keeping her own company in the evenings, little of my business. If'n you feel like sharing, that's fine as well. Not what needs talking about. I've got to know: The spirit what squats in the dusty tenement of my brain - you make it leave my head and retreat back into the sword. How d'you do it? Is there something you know that I need to?"

He heaved a sigh, and punched his bread dough back down, covered, and continued, "Look, that business aside, it's been just lovely knowing you. No matter what arises hereafter, I 'preciate the hell outta the past two days."

Not wanting to get in the way of business, especially on a work day abbreviated by rain, Keystone did as he said he would, preparing meals and keeping the kitchen tidy between. Avar was personally served Afternoon Ale. It wasn't until the day's labors were done and everyone was sat around the table to a meal of Crispy Roasted Ducks with Oat Muffins and a bountiful harvest of Baked Sugar Yams that Keystone began speaking seriously.

"Right, this mystery began (for me, anyhow) in Two Stars, back up the Way a piece. Now, it got destroyed. Wiped out. The big fella what almost did me in did the destroyin'. Turned the townsfolk into walking corpses what marched up the road and turned others into walking corpses. The town's bloody dead, or was a week ago."

"Now then, there were two wizards lived in Two Stars had a good idea what was going on with my drama, y'see. One of 'em got turned to stone. I pulled this ring..." Keystone set Reverin's Ring on the table, emphasizing his presentation, "...offa the evil bastich. The other'n, well, he was one of those walking dead guys I had to punch back to death in front of the Enclave couple days back. I can't very well ask either of them. These magey types, though, they like writing their studies down."

Keystone cleared his throat and passed the plate of muffins down to Tim before continuing, "My plan, at moment anyhow, is to go back there and collect what I can, if I can. But I don't know nothin' bout magic, or near enough to it. I'll need help. I aim on keeping what I can use, selling off the rest here, and splitting the profits from it 50/50 with you lot. I've got things I need before doing this, but, what's your thoughts?"
It's kind of funny you'd mention turning tea into ale in the IC. I've got one of those pre-packaged brewing kits (a gift), one of the first things I did with it was turn a batch of Sweet Tea into beer.

It was glorious. Absolutely inspired; one of the best ideas I've had in a very long time. Two gallons of moderate to strong, bitter and sweet, textured brown ale; the flavor was everything I remember from the culture of my upbringing - but with booze. The alcohol was smooth to hit and smooth to leave, blending organically with the black tea and notes of brown sugar, with just the right amount of carbonation. It was art. It was science mixed with a religious experience.

Problem being, Keystone doesn't have a home brewing kit. It'd be simple enough to make one with things found in the marketplace, provided he wouldn't also want to distill. If you'd be willing to cover that under a Cooking Proficiency, I'm up for it. Sadly though, I must recognize the fact that I know things my character does not, and vice versa. More's the pity.
The Sheikah youth looked about at his surroundings, confident at this time that all those who would arrive had arrived, and all those who would leave had left. An extended silence passed over the remaining sentients in the guild hall. Maybe they were waiting on something. Maybe they were merely sizing each other up. The uncomfortable stillness in the air amid people staring at each other was tangible.

Without drawing much attention to himself, the knife-covered kid buckled closed his long brown coat and produced a secure looking case. Opening the case, he withdrew an exquisitely crafted violin, set it to his chin, and drew a matching bow across its strings.

Sweet, soulful notes flew from the instrument, but only a few. It was the first handful of notes from the song associated with the old Legend of the Princess Zelda, played in a manner inspiring hope, the same way it was said to have been played when the Hero of Time was still a Hero.

With the first few notes still heavy in the air, the musician paused, bright red eyes twinkling above a cheerful smile. He looked expectantly at the others he noticed carrying musical instruments, and repeated the first notes of the song. In turn, he locked eyes with his potential bandmates. Again, slowly, deliberately - he drew his bow across his violin, producing the same epic notes, hoping his new comrades would catch on.

Music always seemed to bring people together back home, he hoped it would here as well.

@The Kid Lantern
I'll take it, until you find someone more qualified. So long as we keep the momentum.
Music poured out of the El Camino's vintage speakers as he finished the rough polish on his car's latest addition. Music quite foreign to El Sasquatcho's experience. He paused at the end of his efforts before the installation took place to stare incredulously into the vehicle, as if he could see the music that vexed him so. After a few seconds, he shrugged and retrieved a few tools.

"...strange, but at least it has the rhythm... Ok, my friends and teammates, here the deal. I have marked off the places where we are to make the attaching. Just line up the holes and, eh... attach. El Sasquatcho will need at least one of you to hold it in place (it is somewhat heavy), and at least one of you to quickly bolt in the, eh... well, the bolts."

The masked luchador walked around to the front of the vehicle, and in a cunning display of weight-bearing rebellion against gravity, lifted the front of the El Camino onto his shoulders, and slid it up to provide his heroic associates clear access to the front end and frame. The bullbars, vaguely reminiscent of a Chevy cow catcher attachment, lay matte black in the afternoon sun, waiting to be joined to the glory that is the 1970 Chevrolet El Camino SS LS6 Turbo, manual transmission, fully optioned street muscle utility vehicle.

"This is slightly more difficult than it looks. If you could make with the hurrying, El Sasquatcho would be most grateful."
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