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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Character You Wish To Play: Carol Susan Jane Danvers, better known as Ms. Marvel
Affiliation: Solo, but eventually the Avengers

Not going for the Captain Marvel currently operating with the Guardians of the Galaxy then? :)
Sounds interesting, count me in.

Name: Beatrice 'Bumblebee' McLeod
Stats: 4/2/20
Level: 1
Skills: Speed Boost - Energy Cost: 60
Once per battle Bumblebee uses her jump jets to dodge an incoming attack, preventing all damage it would've caused.
Traits: None
Gender: Female
Vehicle of Choice: Archangel-D Luminos
Last modification: None
@Dragonite777 Is there any chance of promoting this girl to GM? I think she knows more about what's happening than even you do!
@SpookySquid With the backpack selection, will we get to see what each pack contains before choosing, or will it be a case of randomly selecting by number or colour?
That seems awfully similar to Operation: Point Shotgun At Grif's Groin And Ensure He Never Spawns A Baby Grif.
I'm sorry you were saying?

Hundred's lubricants smell of sunflower oil and sin... Oh, and everybody's dead because while no-one was watching Sevyn tried to hack the ship's computer to order a milkshake and a crispy bar and accidentally detonated the self-destruct instead. :P
@MonstrousMan "trouble,"

With a smile Geoff patted his friend on the shoulder affectionately. "Not 'trouble', 'business opportunity'." He corrected with a gleam in his eye. His father, Phil the Pointless, had always taught him to look for the opportunities in any situation and not to get bogged down about what might go wrong. Of course, no-one had seen or heard from Phil ever since he'd led his army of trained goats through a mystic portal to seize the throne of Asgard single-handed, but the principle seemed sound in any case.

@HHShetland

Quickly turning towards the staircase Geoff hurried back up to the bar, only to be faced with the strange looking Bardovan balancing himself on one of the bar stools. He smiled warmly to the newcomers, baring his fangs as a sign of respect, before turning away to fetch his welding mask and tongs.

@Balthazar007

Quickly serving up a single drop of pixie blood in a glass which if anything was smaller than the last, Geoff turned back to the barrels behind him and filled a large tankard with dark ale.

Setting both drinks down in front the minstrel, who seemed to have been waiting patiently for quite some time for the barman to return, Geoff held out his hand for payment. "That'll be seven silver, since you still haven't paid for your last round, or the chicken." he said pointedly, nodding towards the roasted bird which lay gently settling into a puddle of its own juices on the bar close at hand.
We already have, but unfortunately all the field reports were handed in to Griff and we're still waiting for him to wake up and deliver them. :P
@Tenish the Mighty Processing sea creatures isn't sinful?
As they sped down the road, heading down towards the brightly lit docks and not so brightly lit warehouses next to them, Patch could feel the clouds lifting from his mind. His heart was still beating hard in his ears but he knew from experience that it would calm again in the next few minutes and he'd be up to full strength by the time they hit the target.

Glancing down at what Jack was working on Patch tried to make sense of the schematical drawings and log reports as best he could while also concentrating on the road ahead. "Anything there we need to worry about?" He asked the thief, knowing Jack was the expert of their little group when it came to infiltration work.
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