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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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"Not sure if there's any surgical equipment in here, but I grabbed the largest med bag we had at base. Do you know the locations of any medical supplies here? I need to get inside and disable the cameras, so I can't help carry her right now."

Patch shook his head as he quickly reached into the bag and prepared a large syringe single-handed, moving almost automatically due to his rigorous training and field experience. "Surgical gear's back at base, all I can do is stabilise her and hope for the best. This gear should do for now, but we'll have to get moving soon." He explain as he stabbed the high strength sedative directly into the girl's heart. That should keep her calm for a while, and prevent any cardiac problems for now, he thought to himself taking his hand away from the shoulder wound to inspect the bandages.

They were already soaked through with blood so peeling them away he tossed them to one side on the tarmac as he pull proper sterilised dressings and a can of antiseptic gel from the medical kit. Jamming the tip of the canister into the gunshot wound Patch quickly pulled the activator, sending a spray of foam into the wound which quickly pressurised it from the inside, reducing the internal bleeding and helping to keep the wound clear from infection.

The simple act had probably just doubled Owl's life expectancy at this point and lifting his head he called out to the others. "She's ready to be moved as soon as you can give me a hand." As he waited for them to respond Patch quickly padded the outside of the wound and applied the fresh dressings, doing the best he could to stop Owl losing any more blood. Looking up at her face for the first time since she'd collapsed Patch saw how pale and gaunt she was looking, a bad sign in both his medical and aesthetic opinion. They needed to get her a transfusion as quickly as they could, and Patch hoped the team had things ready for him back at base.
"I hope you are doing something about those cameras, Birdseed."

Birdseed looked confused at Kheshig. "Not till we get there. I don't have gadgets that can work at those distances, and my computer skills aren't good enough to hack computers remotely."

I think he was talking about the traffic cameras which would've been pinging like mad at the unsafe driving Kheshig was doing to get to the warehouse as quickly as possible. He mentioned earlier that that was the reason he wanted Birdseed along for the ride, rather than leaving her back at the safehouse to set up the surgical equipment that Patch will be needing. :)
Spotting what he needed Georgia leapt out from behind the pillar, quickly dodging from cover to cover until he reached a high tower set back from the rest of the field. A quick glance back at the rst of the team told him that him colleagues were keeping the robots busy enough for him to try something a little creative, so firing up his booster Georgia launched himself up into the air before landing with a roll on the top of the high platform. He hated using the jetpack, it was tricky to control at the best of times, and during a firefight it could be lethal to someone not concentrating on it fully.

Looking down Georgia smiled. He knew there'd be something like this hidden around the place there always seemed to be in every training arena. Dropping his assault rifle he picked up the sniper rifle instead and waited a moment for his suit HUD to register the change in weapon before lifting it up and taking aim.

His first shot took out the leg of a robot trying to flank Virginia and Idaho, coming round the back of one of the large blocks out of their line of sight. As it fell its weapon fired off, sending a stream of bullets passed the girls harmlessly. The second shot smashed through the top of the robot's head, down into its chest, leaving it sprawled lifelessly on the ground. "One down, lots to go..." The sniper muttered, turning his sights onto the next target.
@CAS1006 It is just too easy for my taste.

But if you spend three weeks walking back and forth through the same patch of grass you might find a Pikachu!?!
@Revans Exile

Having a long and deep discussion about the meaning of life, our place in the universe and why they would stand on the top of a bunker in the hot sunlight when if they moved down to the side they could chill out in the shade instead?
@DJAtomika I think it might be time for another roll call.

At this point the term 'body count' might be more appropriate.

Roll Call

Hundred Kira - @Tenish the Mighty - Docking Bay Control Room - 11 days
Sevyn Spades - @TTwoThumbsUp - Docking Bay Control Room - 27 days
Marga - @Bonjour xx - Docking Bay Control Room - 18 days
Farvis Kren - @TheUnknowable - Docking Bay Control Room - 16 days
Mez - @Kalas - Docking Bay Access Corridor - 1 month
Simon Brewer - @DJAtomika - Docking Bay Control Room - 11 days
James "JR" Rourke - @TheMadAsshatter - Retired
She'll have made a full recovery, won the lottery and have sailed off to start a new life as the princess of a small, far away kingdom. :)
That's what we'll all tell her after Owl dies, right guys?

Not to mention having won the leading role in an upcoming blockbuster movie which was sure to make her rich and famous for the rest of her life.
Shall we have a cremation, or dig a grave in the back garden for her?
Patch looked up sharply as he heard the high-powered engine approaching between the warehouses, half expecting t5o see a truck full of enemy reinforcements come careening around the corner. Instead the small offroad buggy the team had procured came hurtling towards him at breakneck speed, swerving at the last moment to come to a skidding halt nearby.

Seeing Condor jumping down and heading towards him Patch relaxed a little, she looked armed for bear and her eyes were wide and alert as she quickly surveyed their surrounding, presumably looking for something to kill, so he pulled his free hand away from the rifle lying on the ground and turned his attention back to Owl.

"Bad?"

"She's bleeding internally and I won't be able to get the bullet out without surgery, we need to evac now if she has any hope." He said loud enough for the entire team to har, trying to convey the urgency of the matter to them all. "I'll need two people to help move her into the buggy, and if someone could check the area for any medical supplies that'd be useful too."

Patch couldn't move himself right now, not without taking his hand off of Owl's wound and letting her bleed out, so until the others did something to assist he'd be stuck pinned beneath the crazy little girl's unconscious body.
@Genni

Perhaps you'll run into some Nazis and be able to use it to prove you're one of them?
@User

Come to Wales! We have... rain?

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And hills...

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They're green...

Mostly.
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