Gotta love some classic clickbait. Frankly though, the Daily Mail is the master of clickbait.
I've thought up of a bio, but I have yet to find a way to stretch it over 2 paragraphs.
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Bike lock bandit btfo
@Skepic I thought you were German or maybe Russian!
First you tell me you are a man, and now you tell me you're American.
How much more do you want to upset me comrade?