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7 yrs ago
Not my own words, but: "Enjoy memes and have a good time online, but develop a solid sense of self-worth that is rooted in a reality that doesn't disappear when the battery charge is empty."
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7 yrs ago
The spam. It hurts.
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7 yrs ago
Yeah, and you're under arrest, pal.
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I, however, am none of these things!
Aristo.

Aristo is a slang term for a wealthy man who offers to support a typically younger woman or man after establishing a relationship that is usually sexual.

"Aristo" (from Greek: Ἀρίστων) may also refer to:

As an Ancient Greek name:
Aristo of Ceos (3rd century BC), Peripatetic philosopher
Aristo of Chios (3rd century BCE), Stoic philosopher and colleague of Zeno of Citium
Aristo of Alexandria (1st century), Peripatetic philosopher
Aristo of Pella (2nd century), Jewish Christian writer

Other usages of "Aristo":
Aristo (ruler), a member of the ruling class in Eubian society in Saga of the Skolian Empire
OZ Aristo, wheels that come on some versions of the Volkswagen Golf
Toyota Aristo, sold as the Lexus GS, outside the Japanese domestic market
Aristo, a character in the 2006 video game, Sonic the Hedgehog
@Aristo
So where is this reboot you promised?
Was it a false promise or what?


Cool it; it was an idea, not a promise.
I was waiting to hear back opinions from more people but I guess everyone who's invested has already spoken.
I'll see if I can get something up in the next few days; my mornings/afternoons are busy till Wednesday.

It's a Christmas miracle!!!

Yotokoto Shrine, Shihoma


Folds of flabby skin collapsed on each other as Matsumura yawned. The portly Bannik's mane of hair was well-groomed; not wild and coarse, like most of his kin. He was adorned in a kimono of Shihoman livery, accompanied by trinkets and fetishes that hung from strands of his beard and around his neck. Matsumura stretched his sleepy limbs, jumped down from his little throne and fetched his ceremonial staff. Now that Homugara had decided to stir once more, it was time for Matsumura to make himself known to the Shihomans once again. The Bannik's recent slumber had been accompanied by some troubling dreams; no doubt Queen Sounouichi had been privy to the visions as well.
In all the years the Bannik had served as Homugara's emissary to Shihoma, there were few he liked better than Sounouichi Sakai. She was decisive, opinionated, and he liked that about her. Too many monarchs had been complacent - willing to grovel on the throne and pay lip-service to the Volcano. Not Sakai; she was very engaged in the affairs of Yahasato, and it pleased Matsumura to see Homugara receive the devotion it deserved. As the Bannik swung himself up into the saddle of his kirin, he thought about the visions Homugara had made known to him. With one of the relics already in the hands of man, it was nigh time for Shihoma to prove its mettle once more.

Kuzumatsunai, Shihoma – Following Matsumura's arrival at the Royal Palace


“Homugara has made this matter known to me,” Queen Sounouichi said, perched upon her golden throne. Her kimono was a deep wine, embroidered with patterns of flame and coiled dragons. The chamber had been vacated, with the exception of herself and the Bannik seated before her.
“Then you, too, must understand what this means for Shihoma, if not the entire world. I would be loathe to sit back and see the rest of Homugara's artifacts fall into the hands of the undeserving.”
“It is too late for the Eye, but there are more relics to draw our concern,” Sakai muttered. “If only I hadn't been so careless...”
“Do not blame yourself, Your Highness. I have no doubt of Shihoma's capability, were it to march on foreign lands and reclaim what it deserves.” Matsumura's remark earned the slightest grin from Shihoma's queen.
“You are rather opinionated, for a Youkabi, Matsumura. I don't call your service into question, but one might expect a Youkabi as yourself to be neutral in the affairs of the mortal world.” The Bannik chuckled politely, nodding his head.
“As the patron Youkabi of Shihoma, I can't help but sympathize over the centuries I've served with your forebearers. Homugara will do what it wills, but I have always had a soft spot for your people.”
“And your service does not go unnoticed,” Sakai replied with a tip of her head. “Now, concerning Homugara's awakening... this demands the attention of both Shihoma's sword arm and Yahasato's faithful. We must be vigilant and prepare ourselves for the signs of the next relic. I will place the kingdom under high alert and announce a month of devotion. Have you any other news, Matsumura?”
“Nothing you haven't already witnessed, Your Grace. I shall remain close by at all times. It would be to your advantage for Shihoma to appear blessed during this time.”
“I agree, but isn't it also to your advantage: basking in the exaltation the public showers on you when you appear before it?”
“Heh, heh! I won't deny it. That is one of the perks of being a Youkai in Shihoma.” The Bannik straightened himself, patting out the wrinkles in his garments. “Now then, Your Grace, I believe it is time for Shihoma to restore order to the land once more.”
“Quite right,” Sakai answered, lifting herself from her throne.
I have a post in the making! I don't think I'll be done by tonight, but it'll be up before tomorrow night.
[Derp, please ignore]
You just described a timeskip, not a reboot.


It will be a timeskip within a reboot; a 'hard reset' of the game. New players can join, the roster will be reset, the building mechanics may change, etc. Basically, it'll be a new chapter in the overarching story to get the setting up and running again and move things along.

So regardless of whatever you want to call it, your thoughts?

@aristo

LETS FUCK EM UP!




And on the third day he rose again, in accordance with the Guild.

I sincerely apologize for my absence for the past week. Honestly, I don't have the same amount of time to work on the Guild as I used to, before starting my job. I appreciate you guys sticking around for as long as you have; I know we've lost a chunk of our roster since the beginning, which has put me in an odd sort of place for thinking of our next move.

With many of our original pilots gone, and with lack of a proper explanation IC, I've been pondering the idea of a reboot. As you know, Sarah's in critical condition, and the last mission went over our heads and Cradle ended up losing its asset. A reboot could easily skip us ahead - Sarah will be in fighting shape again, old members can be chalked up as MIA, dead, or on leave, and the new ones could be additions picked up in-between then and now. It seems like an optimal time to hit the reset button, and I'm hoping that this will get our activity back up.

The idea is the Panthers have become a disgraced unit since their failure at Cradle, and have had a string of bad luck since then. They struggle to find steady work, taking what errands they can to sustain themselves from client to client. But along the way, they will come face-to-face with the consequences of Cradle's research, and be forced into a conflict that they had a hand in starting.

Thoughts?
Still working on bits, but here's the gist.
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