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How about you tell me if this one is right or wrong?
Okay.
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How about you tell me if this one is right or wrong?
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*Injects something into your back*
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Well if I say it, you won't tell me.
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*Puts you on a table and inspects your wounds*
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But I think I know what it really is.
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*Pulls you over my shoulder and carries you inside*
You have to stop getting hurt like this.
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MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!
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*It arrives quickly*
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*Blocks with my arms for a short time*
Now.
*Three soldiers fire into your back, point blank, with .955 caliber bullets*
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I stayed at my friend's house Friday night, along with another friend of mine, and we did what we usually do when we hang out. Act stupid and play games. Seemingly normal. But what we didn't realize is that my friend stayed out in the car to talk to his girlfriend for a little bit on the phone, and when he came inside he forgot to lock the door. So we went to sleep that night without a worry, and the next morning I wake up (I was the first awake) to some guy from my grade sleeping on the floor at the foot of the couch I had slept on. What was worse than that, you ask? He brought beer into the house and passed out with two Bud Lights in the floor next to him. Turns out he had been out drinking that night with others and instead of going home to face the wrath of his parents, he invited himself to my friend's house, drove their while still drinking, then found the door unlocked upon arrival and simply waltzed in and passed out.