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26 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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27 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
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Ash looked up at Vadym as he spoke, his silver eyes trained on him carefully.
"It is both." He stayed seated behind the counter. "I am waiting for at least 2, maybe 3 more to arrive as well." He motioned his hand to the note, the edges rippling with magical energy. "I got them to find the best travellers they could find."

Footsteps echoed from the outside, Ash's eyes moved to the door before his eyes narrowed.
Gaia paused at the door, her tail swaying before she moved to push it open. She pushed her head through the door quietly, locking eyes with Ash and glanced to Vadym.
"Ah. I see I am not the first." She said as she slipped into the magic shop.

Blake watched the shadow disappear and shuddered, moving into the little town a bit faster.
"I need to get these off somehow.." He said as he entered the town properly. He looked around to try and find somewhere that was open or that would help.
Nessa looked at Kennedy as she asked about 'Gyros', "I've... Heard of those." She started, "Those are like the weird... Sandwich things yeah?"
Ra leaped off Ness's shoulder and landed on the counter and reached out gently towards Kennedy.
He let out a small cackle sound with a wiggle of his tail.
Drake grabbed the helmet on the seat and slipped it on quietly, he started to climb onto he vehicle before he moved his hands to the handlebars.
It took him only about 5 minutes to get used to driving it, he looked at the map on the phone Alister gave him before he tucked it into his pocket.

He breathed in before he started to speed towards the place. He dodged cars easily; it was much like flying to him, except slightly closer to the ground. He sped along the roads with ease, he pulled up down the road from the bistro before he started to walk the rest of the way there.

As he got closer to the bistro, he glanced to the windows in the shops and saw what shirt he was wearing.
He paused before fully turning towards the window, pulling the shirt down. The words on the shirt read Scale Daddy. Drakes face flushed red as he grumbled loudly.
"Becca." He mumbled before he sighed and continued over to the Bistro.

He pushed the door open and looked around, spotting Alister rather quickly.
He headed over to him and sat down beside him. "I hope you didn't miss me too much." He said offhandedly with a smirk.


Andrew listened to Valeria with widened eyes as he ate some food.
He looked at her with a tilt of his head. "That's cool!" He said as he hopped up, "That's amazing!"

He swallowed his mouthful as the air grew thick. He blinked at her as she changed her emotion almost on a dime.
"I would never call you old!" He said as he followed after her, "I may be young, especially for a Fae, but you are in nothing in terms of Old! I wouldn't even think to call a lovely woman like you old!" He continued, "You're experienced, well-versed!"
Sara swallowed when Marc mentioned about her asking Vivian if she could go out.
"Y...Yeah." She started, "I'll do that. I'll be back!" She said before she briskly walked over to Vivian.
"H..Hey... A..Aunt Vivian?" She asked shakily, trying to steel herself. "I wanted to... Ask you... something."

Ray looked to Benjamin with a small smile, she gave a small shrug.
"It's... Different." She started with a weak chuckle, "It'd sounds bad but I kinda got used to not eating that much."
"Of course that sounds bad, it is bad!" Dia said with a grumble, looking to Ari as she seemed to watch Sara move.
Sounds like a good plan~
Maybe we can bring him out for a run in with Josh uwu
Honk, Bumping this up uwu
Ness nodded,"He's omnivorous." She started, "He can eat essentially anything we can eat." She paused, "Well, apart from processed stuff. He's a fan of fruit and dairy. But he gets sick from too much dairy." She said with a laugh.

She stepped over to the counter and gently moved to pet Ra, who pressed into her hand happily with a small click and mumble.
Heheh, Yeah I was wondering and then I was like "I'll give him a vehicle that suits him!" and a quadbike suits perfectly.
Drake took the phone with a bit of a blink, he was about to shout out to Alister how he was suppose to follow before he sighed as he was too late.
He grumbled to himself and moved to grab his sidebag.
He wasn't going to change his form this soon after changing back, that was a waste of energy.

He left the stables quietly before he looked to Rebecca as she walked past him, she dropped some keys into his hand with a wink as she walked off, carrying a tray of food and drink in both hands.
Drake looked down at the keys and read the note.
Around the back, You'll know its the one when you see it. A late birthday gift.
Drake's eyebrows furrowed as he finished the message, tucking the keys into his pocket and slid out the back and looked around.

There was silence from the Dragon as he stepped outside and his eyes were greeted with a sleak, new, Quadbike.
"Oh." He said with a blink, "I wasn't expecting... That."


Andrew gave a chuckle at Valeria before he tucked the files back away into his bag.
"Well, we could stake them out first, see what they're like in person." he started, "Paper only does some justice." His wings twitched slightly, he looked over the other Fae.

"Say, if I can ask... Are you a specific type of Fae?" He asked after a moment of silence. "I've only really been around Dusk Fae my entire life so..."
Ra's ears pricked up at the word 'fruit', he gave a chirrup and tapped his hands on the counter with a flick of his tail.
"He's asking for any sort of fruit really." Ness said with smile, watching Ra jump before turning to face her. He let out a string of clicks and grumbled before jumping over to her and climbing up her body to sit on her shoulder.

"Hey darling. You had fun with Kennedy?" Ness asked with a small grin, Ra let out a small whine like sound and pointed to the plants.
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