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26 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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26 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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"Something something Old friends turned enemies over land, money or a woman- Depending on where you hear the story." He said as he walked along slowly, he wasn't limping but he wasn't walking properly either.
His tail swayed as he walked along, his eyes scanning the trees and the shadows surrounding them.

It didn't take them too long before they reached a cliff face, large trees covering up the entrance to a small meadow leading into a large cave, which seemed to be decorated with strings of lights and straw against the floor.
As Iris entered on Drakes back, the spell that hung over the area allowed her in and allowed her to see how everything was.
"The Meadow is enchanted." The dragon stated, lowering himself as he got towards the cave. "Those who are not welcome cannot enter." There was a pause, "But since you've been welcomed in, you can come and go as you please."

He rumbled at her other questions, "I have no idea how they found out about me." He started, "I barely leave my meadow and only hunt at the dead of night if I need to. I worry a companion has been captured and interrogated. As for how they caught me..." His maw twitched slightly, his lips curling slightly, "They staked out until I went and had to leave for a hunt, stalking me before they got the large hook in my wing. They pulled away all of my energy as I tried to fight back, tying me up once I reverted back to Humanoid form and then they just took me to the compound."
He flexed his wings quietly as he sighed, "What about you? How is a powerful Vampyress like yourself stuck with these bastards?"
Vex gave a whistle at the amount, "Fuck thats a lot." She said with a small sigh, "Although, you got nothing in writing, right? That's the thing with Vampires. You need to have shit in paper for them to work with you." She said with a frown.

Vex sighed and shook her head, "The weapons were probably from the Lich; he's not like other Lich's. He's... from another time." She said with a small shudder, "I feel sad that he's away from where he's suppose to be, but at the same time he's... a menace."
Damien moved to gently put his hand on her shoulder to stop her from getting up.
"Hold on, take it easy." He said before he pulled out two woundpads and took the back off one of them.
He acted quickly and moved Lor's clothing to gently press the woundpad onto her skin to stick it down. He moved quickly to do it on the other side as well. He continued his swift movements.

The male rider moved to pull out a large bundle of bandage before he started to wrap up the two woundpads.
"Just breathe softly if you can." Damien spoke, looking to Damien before his eyes moved to the other dragon. He moved his free hand and the soil under Lor seemed to shift, pulling the blood she dripped below the top layer.
He looked to the dragon again before he moved to press his fingers on the bridge of his nose. "Of course it was the Kings men. He's a cunt." He hissed slightly, "He's scattered my crew."

"Well you're one of the kindest dragons that don't have a rider I've ever met." Orian said with a happy smile, before he caught Damien's eyes. His head perked up and his ears flicked around.
The sound of footfall echoed around, not more than 5 minutes away, they needed to act quickly. Damien already knew what was coming, he could feel it through the ground. "Kings Men." Orian said with a lower of his head.

"We need to get out of here." Damien said softly before he looked to the Void Dragon, "You too. We have space for other dragons. I'd rather not have you in danger as well."
That would work!
Heheh; massive dopey weretigers or something. I love the sound of that.
Yeah evidence of a werebeast works! Maybe like a torn off bit of hair or chatter of moving guards mentioning to each other about the struggle was hard to maintain.
Maybe a mention of the soothing chemical Drake mentioned about; Wervonyx(unless you want to come up with a better name hahah)?
They had walked in silence for a little bit, Damien working on patching up a helmet before he perked up at the sound of screams. "Orian." He said in a hushed voice, "Find out what that is."
Orian lowered himself to the ground as he sped up quietly, timing his pawfall with each other to make less sound than expected.

The Dragon stopped in the shadows of the trees, spotting the other dragon and the wounded figure. "A dragon." Orian uttered, Damien moved off his dragons back and stepped forward slowly.
"I mean you no harm." He spoke quietly, moreso to the dragon than to the wounded person. He was taking a massive risk just walking out in front of a dragon with... what could potentially be its next meal. "I heard the yells. I'm not with the Kings men."
Damien tried to cover as many bases as he could as he stepped towards the wounded individual, moving to put his hand into his bag.

Orian followed close behind his rider, keeping his eyes on the dragon with a sway of his tail. He moved away from his rider and stepped towards the other dragon.
He held back his excitement and expressed the little caution that bubbled around.
"Is this your... rider?" He asked the other dragon quietly, he turned his head towards his rider before returning his attention to the other dragon.

Damien looked to Orian before he moved towards the Female again. He moved to kneel beside her and scanned his eyes over her body.
"Oh jeese." He started, "That's not good..." He placed his bag down and moved to rummage through it to try to find anything to help.
It had been weeks since Damien saw any of his other Dragon Rider companions; the King's men stormed the hideout- Everyone was missing; Kela, Jackson, Jace, Serva...
He shook off the feeling of defeat and stepped towards his Lunaran Dragon asleep on the forest floor.

"We're going to find them." Damien spoke to himself, "I believe in us."
Orian lifted his head with a flick of his tail, giving a small yawn and flexed his jaws before he settled again.
"Mmm yeah we will." Orian said to his rider before he looked up to the sun creeping into the sky. "Did you sleep?" He asked as he stood with a bit of a stretch.

"Not really, No." Damien said before he walked to Orian, fixing his bags on his saddle before he pulled himself up onto his dragon. "I don't need it; We'll be fine."
"Do you think there are any unaligned Riders left?" Orian asked with a fluff of his wings, he started walking along the forest as he looked around, Damien keeping his eyes out too.
"if there are, We're going to find them." Damien started with a sigh, "The King will kill them if they don't join him." He sighed and shook his head.
He knew his fate... He knew what he eventually had to do...
As soon as Sev mentioned she wasn't going to damage her work, Ness relaxed quietly. She looked to Ra and nodded; the small beast moved quickly, picking up any small piece of tool or equipment around before tucking things away in the toolbox as Nessa stood.
"Right." She started, she only had vital things in her bag from when the ship crashed. She put the toolbox into the bag before she looked to Ra. She had collapsed his crate by now and it was an ass to pull it out and fix it up, and it would end up being a hassle if she had to fight. "Ra, in the bag." She ordered, an unfamiliar tone of authority in her voice. Ra moved quickly and bounced into her bag before disappearing inside; although the outside didn't seem to move as he burrowed inside.
She moved quickly, putting everything else either into sidepockets on her bags, or slipping them into her person. She hooked the scoutbots to her belt, pulling out her gun before she clipped it to her belt as well; she flexed her hands and pulled out a pair of ash grey gloves and slipped them on, feeling energy flood down her arms and light up runes on the glove.
"Ready." She started, lifting her bag up over her shoulder and felt Ra move slightly to poke his head out with a bit of food out of his mouth. "Hey you better not be eating everything in there! That shits expensive." She said to her beast companion, who ducked his head away again with a bark.

Feya seemed unphazed by Six's handshake before she followed after without a word. She was used to be told to follow orders, being a council member would do make you think that. Surely the android knew she was a council member, but she had a feeling the android couldn't give less of a shit.
"I understand the plan." She said, "You can sense the android, I have the ability and knowledge to know when the Star-Born is around." She said coolly, "If we co-ordinate our shit we can take them both on." Part of her wondered if Six even knew what they were up against with the Star-hopper; sure her want was on the android like herself, but did she know how dangerous the Star Hopper was? Did the other android really know who she was with? She had seen Nessa at her worst, and she needed to be put down.
Vex smiled gently at Mako. "I like that name, it's not one you hear often." She said before she fully relaxed, moving to place her bag on the ground.
"What did Bella offer you to do this?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I.. That would be... Fantastic; Honestly." She said with a small smile, "Although, it would probably be a good idea to take down the Lich if we can. Could limit Bella's fucking power so I can get a good strike at her and hopefully disband the Hunters." She rambled, shaking her head in anger before she looked up to the Mercenary.

"I don't believe we've formally introduced, I'm Vex." She said, she believed that the hostility between them had faded, her sister calling him to kill her backfired; bad for Bella- Good for Vex.
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