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23 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Eli looked towards Veronica as she mentioned about British Armed Forces.
"The BAF?" He asked with a tilt of his head, "My squad leader if from there too... Maybe you... know him?" He tilted his head before he heard footsteps.
He turned to the door before Marcus entered, Rose watched Veronica quietly.

Rose waved her hand gently, "My name is Rose. Nice to meet you Ms. Kelly." She said quietly, smiling a little bit.
"Sorry about the spooking." She started, "I forget people aren't used to this."
Harriet frowned at Benjamins' words as she started to follow.
"Whoa whoa whoa." She started as she looked over the door and looked at the note. "No I don't like that." Her ears drooped slightly before she glanced to Benjamin, "Mike said he sees her only as a demon?"

She looked to the door before she stepped back, lifting her hands up as small green rings rippled down her arms and over her hands. "Should we see who did this?" She asked Benjamin, her expression suddenly serious.


Jase pulled his hand away from Carls' head before he turned his attention back to the road. He breathed in with a small frown as he looked to the house.
"He's gonna put one of those collars on me, ins't he?" Jase finally spoke, "One of those tracking things with the failsafe to send volts of electricity through my body if I dare to 'comply'."

Carl gave a small cough and groaned, opening his eyes slightly before closing them again.


Steph stayed with her head against the pillow for a while, the pillow was too thin for her to try and suffocate herself on it before she sat up and stepped towards her dresser. She could hear Harriet and Benjamin outside, but she chose to ignore it.
She moved to open her dresser draw, not caring if the others heard. She flipped out her flip knife and flicked the blame out, she looked up to her mirror with a sigh.

Steph moved her hair out of the way of her horns as she moved the knife up towards the end of her horns, she could see her hand and arm shaking before she moved to dig the blade into her skin around the base of her horns, holding back a yell of pain as she felt her nerves explode, yelling to her to stop.
She watched the blood dripped down the side of her head as she tried to dig around her horn. The pain got the better of her and her hand let go of her flip knife, causing it to fall and clang on the ground.
"Ow. shit." She grumbled before she moved to grab a t-shirt and bit down onto it, pulling off her clothes on her top half before she moved down to grab the knife again.

She shook her hands as she moved to reach around to her wings, she was unable to get to the base of them, but she flexed her wing around for her to be able to start to cut at the middle. She felt her teeth sink deeper into her shirt as she let out yelps and sobs of pain, her wings instinctively flinched away. Of course my body is a fucking wimp. She thought to herself as she moved towards her bed and sat down, moving the blade in her hand slightly and held it over her wrist with the shirt still on her mouth.
Soul looked up to Penalopy with a small smile, "I'm sure the others won't object to that. I'm sure Celebi would love to see Niccia again." He said with a kind smile, Mitch nodding in agreement. "Annd we could find the beasts if we wanted to!" The Delibird added with a grin.

Gavins' expression changed immediately at the mention of the Ultra-Beasts, he tensed and his eyes narrowed and glinted a soft purple.
"It's a good idea not to." He started, "Not yet, of course. Both of them are still probably reeling from Darkrai's attempt of capturing Michael to get to her."
He breathed from his chest as he thought, his eyes on the ground with an expression of worry and anger. "But I wouldn't be too surprised if Darkrai has swindled his way into getting the Ultra Beasts and even Necrozoma in on it. They dislike Arceus almost as much as him so it wouldn't be too hard of a task."
Frosiiens' lips persed together into a small frown as Gavin spoke, she felt the air around her shimmer with a bit of frost as she held her temper together. The mention of the Devourer of Light and his Deadly Servants shook through her body, she didn't like the idea at all.

Niccia smiled at Mindys' words. "I bet it's beautiful." She added before she started to talk about the day, before she changed the topic. "Ooh!" She started, "Come on!" She grabbed Mindys' arm to pull her along gently. "What kind of stuff do you think is in there?"
Nessa turned back to Adrian as he started to talk, she bowed her head gently. "My apologies." She said before he asked about why they were all after the same man. She fell rather silent for a moment, looking down at the table as she tried to think of ways to explain why she was after him.

"I want his head." Chance said calmly, although there was enough venom and malice behind his words to strike down a mammoth. "He's caused me too much grief to stay alive. Granted, he is the reason I am still alive to this very day, but he's also a monster who needs to pay for what he's done."
Nessa looked to the smaller man, sensing his malice before she spoke up again.

"He..." She started quietly, before continuing, "He was the one who has caused me to be stranded here." She kept her gaze at the table, "He also framed me for the murder of a friend I made when I first came to this world."
The boss smiled with a nod, "Aye. We're unsure how or why she went missing, but it's definitely her." He said towards Marcus before his phone beeped, he moved to answer it.
"Hello?"
"Yes... Of course. Yes. Okay. Thank you." He hung up and looked over to Marcus. "Rosellia is away, Elis' there with her. You should see them."

Eli overheard another voice before he excused himself and looked over to the woman.
"Oh good, you're okay." He said happily, "Welcome to the Rise. I saw you pass out so I brought you back here. You're safe here, I promise." Eli looked as Rose followed him quietly.
Dia watched Josh leave before she enjoyed the hug from Benjamin. She sighed as she pulled away as he asked the question of how he could hold her.
"I..." She started, looking down at herself before looking up to Benjamin with a weak smile, "I have no idea."


Sara gently took the tissue, moving to wipe her face quietly as she listened to Marc.
"That sounds fun." She said with a small smile, "But I don't know if Aunt Vivian would... allow it." She looked to her nearly empty cup of tea and drunk the rest of it.

She thought the idea was a good idea, but she didn't know if it would work.
"I don't think it would be... too dangerous to watch movies... Somewhere else?" She asked after a moment, looking back up to Marc. "Somewhere it was just you and I, no other people. Crowds make it harder to hold... them down."
The boss nodded, "We have information that the woman you saved... Could very well be his daughter." He started, looking up towards Marcus, awaiting his reply.

Eli frowned as he looked the woman over. He moved quickly before he started to gently jog towards the base, rushing her to the medic bay as quickly as possible. He handed her over towards the medics before he was stopped by one of the medics and lead into another room.
He looked over to the woman they rescued, sitting on a chair as she seemed to acclimatize to the entire area.
"This is the one you saved." He started, "Eli, this is Rosellia. Rose, this is Eliath."
Eli bowed his head with a small smile, "I guess you prefer to be called Rose?" Rose gave a gentle nod, "Of course, My name is Eli."
Nessa looked over to Adrian as he kicked at Haki.
"There is no need to apologize." She said as she watched Haki leave, but didn't say anything as she turned back to Adrian, "I am more than happy to exchange information, especially if it helps us with finding this man." She spoke rather diplomatically, with hints that she had obviously done this before.

Ra sat patiently, watching Adrian quietly, he could hear what he was saying since his mind was linked to Nessas', but he had nothing to contribute. He moved and pulled out another Goji berry and munched down on it happily.

Chance watched Haki leave and he seemed to relax, "I'd be up for an information trade." He started as he straightened up, "Of course it would depend on what sort of information I'd be trading though." He continued rather sternly, he watched Adrian closely as he spoke.
"I on the other hand, will tell you everything I know that you need to know." Nessa said as she looked towards Chance, getting a glare from the Faepire.
"You don't have to one up me madam Demon Spawn." Chance added angrily, getting a glance from Nessa as she turned back to Adrian.
"You've heard of the man who started the Rise, yes?" The Boss asked with a small frown. "The Scientist, Dr. Tora?"

Eli had gone for a walk as he listened to the recording again. He was slowly getting things correctly working to get a proper encryption.
He glanced up as he heard footsteps and a thump. "Huh?" He asked as he moved to hold one of his guns, "Who's there?" He noticed the woman passed out. He rushed over to her side and knelt down.
"Shit. Shit." He said as he looked over the woman, moving to lift her up slowly.
The boss nodded, "Aye, I am aware." He straightened up slowly, "Do you have any idea who this woman is?" He reached under his desk to his small filing cabinet of past workers.
He had already picked this one out, as he read over it before Marcus came back.

The Medics didn't need to restrain her for long, as she suddenly relaxed at the sight of other humans and closed her eyes with a sigh.
"People." She uttered shakily under her breath as she started to sit up, this time the Medics allowed it.
"You're all healthy from what we can see." The Soldier who talked to Marcus about the boss earlier spoke as he pulled himself from the wall. "The bloods and fluids won't be done until tomorrow. Welcome to the Rise." He held out his hand for her to shake.
She stared at it before moving to gently shake his hand with a small nod, mumbling a thank you under her breathe.
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