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23 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
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Ash gave a gentle smile as he turned to motion towards the doorway again.
"Feel free to leave it on the table inside. Moving shouldn't be hard, as everything left in the house is included in the sale." He said with a gentle bow of his head, Hunter looked to Ash before he moved to take the chest gently from Faber.

Hunter felt like something was wrong, but he couldn't put his paw on it. He hid his worry for now, nodding to Vivianne and Faber.
"Will you tell her about this today?" He asked Faber with a tilt of his head.


The Ki-rin and the leopard seemed to be almost in a standstill, the Predator watching the Mythics movements carefully- both of them calculating the others next step. The Ki-rins' tail moved slowly side to side, water droplets shimmering everywhere before visions of Marigold appeared on either side of Marigold, making the illusion of multiple girls behind her.
"Be ready to run little one." A gentle voice echoed in Marigolds head.


Ali's eyes widened when Hazel spoke to her about her mother, she moved and grabbed Hazel's wrist as well as Aprils and pulled the women along quickly. The hallway darkened as she lead them along, the lights seeming to shimmer duller than the next.
Ali stopped at the end of the hallway, a dark oak door in front of her before she stepped sideways.
"Mamma's in there."

April moved to gently rub Ali's head, "Thank you sweetheart." She said as she looked to Hazel with a smile.
Chance listened to Haki, his ears rotated backwards to hear the Wolfman better.
"For the... Most part of my... Childhood, I guess, I was hidden under the leaves of tall trees." He admitted, his eyes watching the meteor shower. "Being a Druid sounds interesting, being linked in a way to nature that I guess even Fae themselves don't know." He seemed to be zoned out before Haki asked about the link between him and the man.

His ears instinctively flattened and his hackles raised, "He's a sneaky bastard." He started, "He's the reason I'm a stupid bloody half-blooded monster." His tone changed, suddenly becoming bitter and annoyed. "I could have lived a good life. I had almost everything in place, He promised he knew a way to make the woman of my dreams fall in love with me. I stupidly agreed, followed him into the forbidden Dark Veil and then TWAP." He clapped his hands together before he grumbled.

"If there's anything else you'd like to know I am happy to share." She replied to Adrian before she paused.
"In terms of you two..." She trailed off, trying to think of a good question to ask. She was coming up with several questions about Haki, but she wanted to know more about Adrian from Adrian, and she was sure she would get a chance to ask Haki.
"How... Did you two meet?"
Soul smiled gently to Lytse as he thanked him. "It is a pleasure." He said with a bow of his head as he looked to Michael and returned the smile. "Anything for the partners of Niccia. She loves you both and I do too."
"You getting sappy now Soul?" Mitch asked as he waddled over, Soul turned to face the Delibird with a small smile.
"And you're saying that as if you haven't gotten fatherly towards chicks you've seen before?" The Absol spoke to the other Legendary guardian, who promptly turned and walked off with a grumble.

Frosiien listened to what Benny had to say and stifled a laugh as she watched Gavin pull himself out of the trashcan again. Gavin straightened himself out and walked back over to Andy and Frosiien and hesitated as he breathed in.
"I'm. Okay." He breathed, trying to convince himself more than anything else. "I promise."
"You owe Andy a drinking session." Frosiien said to Gavin, who blinked slightly before Frosiien grinned a bit more. "He's got research to do, and taking you out drinking is important."
"I don't think-" Gavin started before Frosiien hooked her arm around him to pull him closer to her.
"I don't care what you think Gavin. You. Owe. Andy." She whispered to him, Gavin only nodding slowly.

Niccia nodded with a bigger smile as Mindy went to go change back, and she followed suit. She folded up the dress as nicely as possible once she had it off. She started to hum happily as she dressed and hopped out of the changing room. She moved to look at a few of the other dresses they had in store while she waited for Mindy to hop back out.
She glanced up for a moment as she thought she had heard someone say her name, her ears twitched before she looked back down again. She didn't notice the figure outside watching her closely before moving off before Mindy could spot them.
Ari couldn't really move Rays' body. She froze up when the doctor got close to her, "Please don't hurt me." She croaked, trying her best to keep to Ray's voice, [b][sub]"I...It's hard to breathe and I can't move."[/b][/sub]

Dia held her breath, she didn't know how this would work. Could she turn back to a spirit at any moment? Or was she trapped like this??
Ray on the other hand seemed to suddenly look down from the ceiling and looked straight towards Benjamin with a dreamy look in her eyes. She seemed to know he was there, and she looked to her body as her smile seemed to fade slightly.
She tilted her head slightly and moved to stand up off the bed, swaying as she did so, stepping towards her body before she looked at the doctor.


Sara almost gave a laugh when he mentioned about the closed department.
"So, essentially what you're working in now is much like end department." She said as she winced at him saying about getting people back to health and get them out the front door.
She was reminded about what Ray and Benjamin had talked to her about. She hesitated on asking a question before she looked to Marc, "What..." She started, "What if, we're not helping them? What if we're harming them and we don't know it?"
Steph watched Benjamin as he spoke to her, her eyes wide and tears started to flow a bit more.
"Tha...Thank you." She managed to sob out, moving to hug Benjamin tightly. "Thank you for accepting me. Thank you so much."
Her horns twisted in colour again, instead of the harrowing void black seemed to suddenly get small pricks of light, at a closer look was a soft hot pink.
She gave a gentle sigh as she leaned against Benjamin, he mentioned about going to the infirmary, but she wanted to be with him for a bit longer.

Harriet's smile turned back to her usual light one as she gave a gentle shrug.
"That's understandable~" She said before she looked to the door again before she furrowed her brow, "But I'll go talk to the boss about it sooner rather than later, but I can't promise that if I see those boys that I don't give them an earful of my mind." She said with she sneered before she looked to Mike with a gentle smile.
"You have any plans for the rest of the night?" She asked, tilting her head. She could tell she scared Mike, she never intended to scare him.


Carl nodded as he was put on a bed and wheeled away. He breathed in and out shakily as they whisked him away, closing his eyes to focus on his body.
Please be okay Jase. He thought to himself.

Jase gave a nod, "Yeah." He agreed as he turned towards the door, "Shall I lead Alistair?"
Chance shook under Haki's grip when he spoke. He had his eyes closed again before he just nodded at his words about Diana. When the wolfman mentioned about the meteor shower he opened his eyes slowly. "O...Oh wow!" He started, his fear suddenly flooding away at the sight. "This looks amazing! I love it!" His ears pricked up slowly and his body seemed to relax.

Nessa listened to Adrian as he mentioned about the ring and enchantments. "That makes sense." She replied with a small nod, "That would be amazing if you could, I'd hate for you to run out of ring supply because of me. And I feel like re-enchanting things just gets tiring."
Nessa went to answer Adrians' questions about where she had come from before her eyes caught the sight of the meteor shower.
"Ah!" She exclaimed, "My stars! I haven't seen a meteor shower this clear since I landed here!"
Ra poked his head out of the bag and watched the stars.
Nessa relaxed a little, she closed her eyes as her freckles glistened softly.

"I don't mind you asking at all." She said softly, [color]"I trust you, so I feel like I can tell you."[/color]
"I came here on a small escape pod, crashing against a small forest. I was taken in by a small family, They were nice. They reclothed me and kept me safe while some wounds healed." SHe reopened her eyes and looked towards the stars again. "I wish I could return to the stars again one day, but for now... I am content with here."
Soul frowned to Lytse as he didn't seem to cheer up. He sat up properly to move and press his snout against the smaller pokemon. "If you get distanced from Michael. I will take care of you, no matter what." He said in a soft, but fully serious manner. "I am aware I am not Michael, but I will promise I will care for you as long as I need to."

Soul pulled away from Lytse for a second before he moved his muzzle into his neck fur. He rummaged around before he pulled out a small pink and blank ribbon. He moved to gently drape it over the Cyndaquils' neck before it suddenly flashed and disappeared.
"And now I am linked to you, as I am to Niccia."

Frosiien gave a small smile to Andy's words, nodding once. "That sounds absolutely interesting." She said with a laugh.
She watched Gavin as he pulled his head from the trash can to breathe in. "See, I'm fi-" He heaved again and dropped his head back into the can.
Frosiien laughed a bit more, moving to lean against Andy's shoulder as she chuckled silently. "I've never really been drunk, I've tried alcohol before but I don't think with my Ice typing, it doesn't really mix well." She said as she pulled away "That sounds incredibly interesting to see." She said with a tilt of her head as she looked towards Benny, "Does he remember?"

Niccia looked down at the dress as she smiled, "I think I have enough money." She said before she smiled a bit more, "Thank you though, I appreciate the offer~" She smiled before she nodded at the idea of surprising the boys. "Yes, that sounds perfect." A prank, a harmless prank that the boys would probably love.
She looked around the store to see if she could find any ribbons. "There may be a ribbon shop or something down here too." She said as she looked back to Mindy with a bigger smile. "You look gorgeous, Gavin will love it!"
Ray's spirit was just sitting on the bed, staring off at the wall as if she wasn't out her body. Everything just seemed off with her.
Ari shook her head, "No no. Don't get those fucks." She groaned, Dia shook her head.
"If we tell them you're having an allergic reaction, they can take Ray off them." She said, she looked at Benjamin before she moved to lift Ari up and move her to the bed, "Go get someone. I'll..." She looked around, there was no where to hide. "I'll hide under the bed."

Dia moved to push herself against the floor, sliding herself under the bed without worry. She looked around as she felt the weight of the mattress weigh down on her, the sheets covering the sides underneath.


Sara gave a small nod, "I've been there since I was 6." She started, "Thats when everything started happening. When the beast showed up." She sighed as she stared at the middle of the table, her hands still wrapped around her empty tea cup. "I attacked a class mate, Mum and Dad were terrified and didn't know what to do. They tried therapy but it didn't seem to work, She just kept taking control. Aunt Viv ended up talking to Mum, ask she asked Dad, her brother, if she could try to help... Ever since then I've been in her care..." Tears welled at her eyes.

"I haven't seen my parents since." She choked, "They... Used to write to me, and I thought I wrote back but... some of the letters stated they hadn't heard from me." She breathed in and moved to wipe her eyes.
"Nursing home sounds interesting." She said with a weak smile, tilting her head as she looked up to Marc, trying to completely ignore what she had just said.
Steph just looked away at the mention of Mike, she looked to the floor for a moment before he asked about her injuries. "I...I don't know." She started as he asked if she needed to be patched up or if she would heal. "I'...ve never healed like that before." She continued before she breathed in, but it came off more as a sob.
"I'm sorry." She said as tears ebbed down her face again, she looked away from Benjamin to the floor, over to the small statue as she sighed softly. "I'm sorry I'm a demon. I'm sorry you're attracted to a monster. You're probably going to get in arguments with Mike because of everything and I don't want want you two to stop being friends because of me." She breathed in slowly, more tears and sobs slowly ebbing off her body.
"I don't belong here. I don't belong with you. You deserve someone who.... isn't me."

Harriet shrugged and gave a small nod, "I bet they would, But just getting a stern talking to probably won't help." She started as the shadows twisted around her, "I was thinking more of scaring them into submission." She grinned, showing her sharp teeth before he mentioned about checking up on Steph. "I don't think I want to interrupt them for now. How about we find the assholes who did this and we'll get to the boss later, yeah?"


Carl gave a weak laugh before he winced in pain. "Laugh hurts." He started.
Jase looked to the Nurse as they entered the infirmary, "He's hurt. Head injury and presumably worse." He started, his voice strong- something that had definitely changed with the transformation. "Fallen Angels got him, almost got us too but we're okay. Please be careful with him."
"Penalopy is just being emotional." Soul said with a glance up to Michael, "She will... be fine. She did this when Niccia was turned human." He looked to Lytse as he craned his head to gently press his snout to the smaller Pokemon. "Everything will be fine little one. I promise."

Gavin moved to give a raised eyebrow towards Andy's complaint, moving to speak before he moved to cover his mouth. He moved to the nearest bin and stuck his head in just before he started to vomit.
Varina looked to Gavin as he ran to the bin before she suddenly frowned, she shrunk into her keystone slightly. "I didn't mean to make him sick." She started weakly, "I just wanted to talk properly to Andy..."
Frosiien looked to Varina and moved to pick her up gently, before looking Andy with a small smile and a laugh. "Of course he is." She said with a small laugh, moving to gently pet Varina's keystone as she hid inside. "I can stay here if you wish to take him elsewhere? I will look after the little ones for you."

Niccia got dressed slowly, making sure not to damage the dress of not put it on correctly.
She looked at herself in the mirror with a bit of widened eyes, before she darted out as Mindy called to her.
"Look!" She started happily, giving a small spin. "I think it fits! It looks amazing! It feels amazing!" She stopped and looked to Mindy and moved to pull her into a hug, "Oh you look gorgeous! You look brilliant!"
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