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23 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
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Frosiien waved to Whitney when she was introduced, moving to stand off to the side as she watched Andy and Bear fight the girl and her Miltank.
Her eyes slowly moved to the other figure who entered after her, her eyes instinctively widened and she looked towards her cousin. "Orikin." She sent to him mentally, watching him turn his head away from Andy towards Frosiien. Orikin frowned towards her and moved to lean against the wall to watch.
"Where is your guardian?" Frosiien asked, Orikin only grinning at the mention of his guardian.


Gavin gave a small chuckle at Michael's words, "I mean, she's definitely not wrong." He said as he turned his head away and closed his eyes. "It is indeed a reunion for everyone. But it's also used as a general update for all of the Legendaries and their Guardians. They're not often in the same area as Arceus, so having him there is usually a big deal."


Li's ears drooped as she talked, he looked out over the city and didn't reply for a few moments before he looked back at her as he flicked his ears up again. "I'm not usually allowed out to sight see, so I don't really have a favourite Location." He said as he looked over the city again, "Anywhere safe is good for me. And Niccia likes to keep me safe."


Niccia looked to Sparky as her eyes lit up, she bounced up onto her trainers shoulders, suddenly full of energy.
"I wanna do a contest!" She barked, Niccia moved to pet her head gently, trying to calm her down.
"We'll put you in a contest at some point Sparky." Niccia laughed before she looked towards Mindy, "A lot of Sparky's moves are very... decorative, a lot of people don't think she can deal any damage with them until well.. she does."
Sparky lifted her head up above Niccia's with a big grin, "Yeah they may be flashy but you don't want molten glitter ON YOUR FACE."
While Adrian was waiting, Nessa and Ra both offered their things, both of them being accepted after a moment of silence. Then came Chance; he moved to lift the bracelet above his head, He closed his eyes and uttered under his breath to be allowed in.
He waited for a few moments before he lowered his hands, seeing the bracelet still in his hands. He sighed and looked towards Nessa and Ra as they walked off to join Adrian.

"Oi, Hurry up and get outta line if you don't have any form of offering." One of the guards barked to Chance, his eyes moving to stare down the guard before he moved to pull out a small flower made out of glass. Chance gripped it in his hands as he stepped forward again, feeling the flower slowly disappear from his grip.

"I'm sorry Iella." He whispered as the guards allowed him in, he wiped a small tear off his face as he met up with Adrian and Nessa. "Anywhere not crowded works for me." He mumbled, his voice almost void of emotion.

Nessa moved to pet Chances head as she looked around, feeling Chance try and swipe at her hand caused her to smile slightly.
"This place is gorgeous." She uttered before she looked through the area, pointing to a small Inn with a sign of a sinking moon upon water. "That one. It has ties to Celestials."
Ray looked to Benjamin and gave a weak nod. "Y...Yes."
Dia frowned slightly she gave a small shudder, looking towards the door as she narrowed her eyes. She hoped Ari was okay, but her current.. physical, form didn't allow for walking through walls. She looked back to Benjamin with a small sigh, leaning back slightly before she fell onto her back on the floor.
"God damn it." She uttered quietly before she let out a sigh. "Why doesn't anything go smoothly for us?"


Sara smiled and tucked her new book under her arm and followed after Marc without a word. As he held the door open, she followed to push it open slightly for herself as she uttered a light 'Thank you'. She looked around as she finally properly exited, looking up to the sky, watching the stars with widened eyes.
She hadn't seen the stars like this for a while, this was amazing to see them like this in the clear sky.

Sara almost forgot about being out for a walk before she linked and looked to Marc as he was a few steps away from her. "Sorry." She saod as she moved to follow after him with a small chuckle. "Sorry, I got bewildered by the stars! I haven't seen them like this in ages!"
Jase followed with a tilt of his head as Stuart spoke. He hummed as he mentioned about the Faelands, "That sounds rather cool." He said as they entered the room. He moved to help close the rest of the curtains, he moved to make sure the door was locked properly as he looked up towards Stuart with a bit of a weak grin.

"That sounds fine." He said as he moved to take off his jacket, tossing it to the side before he moved to slip off his shoes and socks. He flattened out his feet on the floor, watching his paw-like feet flex and relax from being tightly shoved into his shoes. "Oh geeze." He said with a sigh of relief. Jase felt himself shudder as he felt the floor underneath his pawpads.
He looked over towards Stuart before he moved to pull off his t-shirt to reveal his torso. His torso was slightly furred, his fur seeming to be the same sort of colouring and visual texture of bark.


As the frequency intensified, Gaia let out a pained yell. She thrashed her head a bit before she pulled away from the wall and energy funnelled through her body, her tail thrashed as she moved to scratch at her ears. She lowered her head in pain before letting out a loud roar.

Steph froze up when she heard the noises down the hall and looked towards the way they had come from. "...Gaia?" She asked as she looked to Benjamin.

The frequency was starting to trigger Gaia's Instincts, and all it could sense is danger. Her wings fanned out as she crouched down to all fours as she let out a low rumble.
Bump!
By the time they landed in front of Du'vir, Chance was shocked straight back into his body by the Deerbeast. He blinked his eyes a bit before jolting up, before realizing he was in Nessa's arms. He let out a squeak as he moved to slip out of her grasp, getting hugged by the Starborn wasn't something he anticipated either.
"Yeah yeah, I'm okay." He mumbled before he looked towards Adrian, noticing the flower before his eyes widened. He wanted to say something before he sighed and rummaged through his bag. "An offering? Fuck. I don't know." He said as he looked over to Nessa.

Nessa moved into her bag quickly, lifting Ra up and got him to hold something before she rummaged more, her arm burring straight into the seemingly tiny bag.
"Where are you." She mumbled before she pulled out a small badge with Alien writing on it. She looked it over with a frown before she stood up to put her bag back over her shoulders. She followed after Adrian quickly, Ra following by her feet with a metal twig in his mouth.

Chance followed afterwards, his hands in his pockets as he stared at the ground. What did he have to offer? He didn't really have anything, and these guardians would know if he gave something that wasn't good.
He pulled out a small bracelet that he had nabbed off a princess a while back, it had no real meaning to him, but it was shiny. He looked to the large Tiger Statues as he waited in line. He had a feeling they wouldn't let him in with it, but he was going to test his luck.
Oooh I like that idea!~
Maybe another band of poachers grabs him because Fae and Vampires don't normally end up fused together. But I like the idea of Haki appearing in at either a good or bad time ahah.
They all look great. I love them all hahah.
uwu New Pokemon WHO DIS.
Man. The Galarian Birds are just.
Oh my god man. They're edgy as fuck. I love them.
Frosiien followed Andy with a small smile, she watched the Primeape with enthusiasm, she was glad to see a trainers Pokemon so excited about a gym battle; although she was more excited to see a Gym battle take place first hand.

The figure on the rooftops moved quickly, spinning as they darted down to the bottom of the Gym and slipped behind it, twisting their form into something more Humanoid.
Their hair was deep purple and slicked back into three thick spikes, They wore a black masquerade typed mask over top of their intense blue eyes. They wore a lighter purple vest over their black dress top, Their pants were straight dress pants, in the same black as the dress shirt.
They wore a belt over top of their vest, which tied up into a lose bow at the back of their vest, which matched the same colour as their hair. They scowled as they moved to take the mask off and tucked it behind the vest, pulling out a pair of black sunglasses before walking towards the Gym entrance.

Why was his cousin here? He thought to himself, his nose almost twitching, He knew StarFall took place near the Shrine where the little twerp of a Celebi rested, but why was she in town?
He sneered at the thought of Frosiien being captured by a human, Disgusting things. He thought to himself as he walked into the Gym, moving his left hand over his slicked back hair.


Gavin nodded at his words, "I'm sure they'd be intrigued by her as well." He said with a bit of a laugh, "They don't get to meet humans very often. And even then, they're often scared off by Storm." He leaned back again and closed his eyes, focusing on the air around them as his tail slipped from his belt loops as swayed softly.

"Michael." He asked after a moment, opening an eye to look directly at the human male. "What do you know about StarFall?"


Li gave a gentle nod at Mabel's words, moving to settle down a few feet away from her. He tucked his wings around his body and moved back into his 'loafing' position, with everything tucked around him. He rested his head on the nook of his wings as he looked over the city quietly.

"I have never seen a city like this before..." Li uttered after a moment of silence, he looked to Mabel with a small smile. "Thank you for allowing me to accompany you."


Niccia's eyes lit up when Mindy mentioned about the treat shop.
"What are contests like?" Niccia asked with a tilt of her head, "I've heard things about them but I've never had the nerve to enter one myself."

"Glitter?" Sparky asked as she lifted her head up, "Who needs to buy glitter when I can Make Glitter!" She said before she proudly let out a small stream of what would seemed to be fire, if it wasn't so glittery. She stopped it after a couple of seconds before cutting it off, watching the glimmering energy fall below her. "See!" She looked to Mindy as if to receive a Praise, forgetting she couldn't understand her.
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