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    1. tex 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
6 likes
6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Bio

Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

Most Recent Posts

@TheSunnyKind Is accepted, pop that furry little devil into the characters tab.
@josephbHave done so, popping it into the characters tab as we speak.
@Unfortunately Right-o. Try not to fall too far behind though. Things are happening, and if Karida doesn't interact, it's going to be hard to keep her alive without controlling her myself.
@Jensoman *Presses B to-*
QUACK
@Jensoman Accepted, obviously. I think I've accepted your sheet like 300 times by now already, lmao.
Characters

Including time of introduction


~Prologue~
Krunklets - These are the common soldiers in the krunk legion! They're only three feet tall, wear a very round set of steel armor, and can roll around like balls to attack!

Krunklites - Like krunklets, but elite-er... Or something. Their armor is black, and they have small razors sticking out around the chest, helmet, and back.

Dr. Krink - A golden Krunk soldier who has some knowledge on science or something. He tends to shout things that he shouldn't very loudly.

The Mole People - Friendly moles who like to save people! They live in the mole tunnels, which seem to go on for quite a long ways.

Lark - Lark is the Leader of Thoris!.. I think. It's not quite clear as to how he came into power, or why anyone actually listens to him at all. He's kind of a moron.

Grezola - A very old prophetess who hates everyone except the 'chosen one' with a fiery passion. Her predictions don't always come true, but sometimes she's so right that it's kinda depressing.

~Chapter 1~
General Horns - Horns is an eccentric fellow in full Ebonmire armor, who has a serious obsession with shouting... A lot. It's almost like the elites in the Krunk legion all have an issue with keeping their voices down. He has a pair of curved horns on his helmet.

General Funk - Funk is a very funky dude. He likes music, making very loud frequencies with his gauntlets that can shatter bones, and being blind. Generally a cool-guy until you piss him off. He has a little trumpet on his helmet, but it doesn't actually do anything. Kinda stupid if you ask me.

General Spike - Spike is considered the top-dog around the Krunk fortress. Well, aside from Krunk himself. Everyone takes orders from him, otherwise he'll pierce them with his mega-sharp spike launchers! That massive spike on his head is not just for show, by the way...

~Chapter 2~

~Chapter 3~

~Chapter 4~

~Chapter 5~

~Chapter 6~

~Chapter 7~

~FINAL CHAPTER~
Rings of Fate



The lands of Nexicon are flooded with a plethora of different entities, ranging from ridiculous and goofy, to meticulous and heartless. The infinite array of races spanning across the continent of Shen make for many chaotic instances of conflict and/or buffoonery. Truly, the lands are plagued with an unfortunate curse that shatters even the most intelligent being's perception of how people should function. Come to think of it, when's the last time you came across a frikkin' human who thinks life in Shen is normal?? God, it's a literal hell-scape of calamity half the time!

Well, not really, but a lot of people seem to think so.






Tex's Golden Rules


1: Do not Godmod, metagame, Powerplay, Autohit or Assume that I won't catch you trying to do all four.
-Godmodding: Affecting the environment, or your character, as if you were a god. E.G. changing the time of day, messing with the environment significantly, granting yourself abilities you don't have, etc.
-Metagaming: Knowing things you shouldn't, period. You can't just 'know' everything about the universe or 'read' minds. Explain your knowledge in the character sheet/in character, and don't metagame.
-Powerplaying: Controlling other characters to you whims. Just... Just don't.
-Autohitting: Hitting with an attack without consent. If the opponent cannot feasibly dodge, they should take the damage, and I will be the judge of what an unfeasible dodge is.

2: Do not spam the IC with an endless stream of posts. You may post as much as you want, but do not double post, and please don't go too far ahead of other player unless you are not anywhere near them.

3: Do not be rude OOC. You are allowed to be rude IC obviously. Just don't start fights in the OOC, or your ass is graaassss

4: Do not create a mary sue. Your characters need to have flaws. They need to be evident. Please don't ruin this for everyone else by acting like you're the main fucking protagonist or antagonist or whatever-the-hell-messiah-twat with a god-complex.

5: Consult me if you would like to add to the lore or history.

6: There are no other immediate rules. I'll speak up if something unruly happens. Just have fun, don't step on each other, we'll be alright

7: Do not sign up if you cannot manage to keep up with everyone else. All I ask is one post a day. No excuses. If you have a legitimate reason as to why you cannot make a post, then that's fine. I'll end this by saying 'I was too busy' is not a valid excuse.


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