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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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Newjinsland Central Square

TREMORS!


The Krunklets continued to increase in number, 400 to 1000 to 1500, there were far too many and they were coming from almost NOWHERE! Jenso was surrounded by ten Krunklets, all of whom pulled their arms and legs into their round armor, lowered their head, and rolled towards him from all directions like an army of sentient boulders, the little spikes on their helmet tearing up the ground as they did so.

Ainra was like-wise swarmed, but instead of simply rolling, the Krunklets bounced to gain air, attempting to strike from above! Before she could react, a Krunklet struck her in the head, knocking her out prematurely, while the others tied her up and put her in a fire-proof sack.

Even Reiley was subdued promptly, giving the civilians little to defend themselves with. Dr. Krink laughed aloud and rose his stubby little hands in excitement. "Perfect! I'll alert the Krunk-o-trons to come ascertain these specimens post-haste!" He announced, pulled a small radio out of his armor as if he were magic! That's the power of hammer-space, ladies and gentlemen.

Reiley might've felt something moving underneath her as she sat motionless in the crowd. It was a few subtle quakes, the dirt moving like it was being torn apart. Eventually, it completely fell apart, and she sunk into the ground, which closed up behind her once again, as quickly as it swallowed her up. A small hairy man started to shake her, trying to wake her up. "Miss, miss? Wake up, miss!" he urged. The little mole-man turned around and said something into the tunnels behind him, something that only sounded like rodent-chattering, before returning to Reiley's aid. "Miss, wake up! We're here to save you!"

Before long, Ainra was also pulled into the soft dirt, and soon Jenso would feel the same shifting beneath him, if he continued to show his prowess.
@Will Yea, keep at it. Just alert me whenever you add stuff so I can read it xP
Yami looked up at Abigail, gritting his teeth angrily before a smile sprouted forth from practically nowhere. "You've won nothing, pirate trash!" He spat raising a hand. Half-way through his motion though, his skin changed back to its dull green hue from earlier.

"Kame-Shogun!"


Yami attempted to whack Abigail's sword aside with his now four-fingered hand, ready to follow up with a punch using his left. His body was covered with a shell, similar to earlier, but now he stood on two legs, anthropomorphic, and moving a lot faster than he was in his full-turtle form. "Die!" He shouted, putting a large amount of force into his left hand while propelling himself off the ground with both legs.
@Lady Athena You should have some of them, and learn more as the story goes on.
When do you think we'll be starting, btw?
Damien Valefor


"Just Vale, if you'd please, friends!"


It was a pleasant night for a hunt! Actually, it wasn't. It was never a pleasant night to do anything outside of the town's border's with the lingering threat of painful, agonizing death always following a few footsteps behind unsuspecting fools. It was bothersome that anyone would think otherwise, and for those who'd been familiar with the shrill tone of voice that tore its way out of Damien's mouth, it was bothersome to hear it over, and over again.

"What a pleasant night for a hunt! I'm positively full of energy, I say with, perhaps far too much, a tad overbearing isn't it, vigor! Aren't you, friend? Ohoho!" Damien sung, as he usually would, with a consistent flicker in his tone of voice. The grammatically baffling man of pale presentation nodded happily as he addressed a random passerby on the road out of town, passing by a relatively bustling tavern as he did so. [color=silver]"Ah, not a moment too dry for Hustling hunter, heavy with... What could it be today, pride? Prejudice? An empty sense of, albeit quite far fetched, love?"[/silver] He quipped with a toothy grin. What was today's catalyst for discussion? It was never a dull moment at Bobby's place, the only questions were who, what, and why? Damien popped his head in curiously for a few moments, but didn't bother to stick around, immediately leaving the tavern with a fleeting glimpse of his jester-like expression for any who were unfortunate enough to notice his intrusion.

"Ho~hum, no distractions, no no. A time and place, where was I going anyways, I've lost my train of thought, come to think of it!" Amazing, wasn't it? A moment earlier, his mind was flooded with thrills. Now he stood there, his smile fading as he forgot every little detail of his evening regimen. Baffling!

"Hmmmm..." Damien spun around on one foot and peered back into Bobby's tavern once again, curiosity getting the better of him. He was always an easily distracted scoundrel, after all. Who could remember the last time that he'd followed through with his plans? Definitely not Damien.
Newjinsland Central Square

Did somebody say... Krunk?.. No..? Ok...


Dr. Nerdlord smiled under his golden helmet as Jenso spoke, but it wasn't visible, just as none of the little men's faces were visible. Only his yellow eyes could be seen glowing in the darkness that obscured his face. But when a small fox-like creature darted past the line of soldier's behind him, Dr. Chump turned around with a grimace. "What..?" Then a small girl called out to him from the crowd, noting the makeshift army that surrounded them.

Then, without any prompt, the lights went out above him, with a few bulbs popping from added stress. "What's the meaning of this? Krunklets! Krunklites! Go investigate! I won't have Lord Krunk's plans ruined by a bunch of stupid civilians-" And that was when Dr. Idiot realized he'd given away the identity of him and his soldiers. Oh, poor Dr. Nobrainsatall... "Forget it! KRUNK LEGION, ATTACK!" He shouted.

Suddenly, the surrounding soldiers began to round up the civilians into small groups, tying them up and knocking out anyone who dared to stand in their way. Whoa! The weird little soldiers that nobody had ever seen before were EVIL!? WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?
Yami smiled as Abigail retreated after her relatively successful attack, injured by the tip of his beak. A successful counter, he was delighted to bare witness to her blood oozing out almost immediately after he'd almost fully bitten her. But now he'd have to keep track of Zypha, who'd finally made her approach, firing a weapon at his exposed eye. Barely quick enough to react, Yami avoided the bullet sinking into his tiny eye socket. Instead, it scraped against his rock-hard snout with an audible 'tapping' noise when it was deflected. Yami cursed under his breath, that stung! But before he could react, she was already above him, and his vision was obscured by her coat. He jerked his head and body sideways, trying to shake it free, but was too slow to avoid the followup.

Abigail's blade struck the corner of his right foot, and her power poured into his body, shocking the giant turtle-man with volts upon volts of concentrated power. Yami immediately reverted to his human form to pull away from the attack as soon as he cool, but ended up tripping over his own two feet, and falling onto his ass.
What's the time of day atm? I have officially lost it while going through the IC.
@Demonic Angel GLENN DIED? NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

CAN EVERYONE FUCKING STOP WITH THE SPOILERS PLZ?
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