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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Bio

Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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@ViolentViolet #spoileralert omg
I AM CAUGHT BETWEEN WANTING TO POST, BEING TOO LAZY TO POST, AND NOT KNOWING WHERE TO POST.

MY LIFE IS ENTROPY.
Snake duties dumped on me.

Progess is assured, soon. KILL THE SNAKE PEOPLE.
Xena Rock Field

The Ambush Point


"Explode," Yvette mumbled, questioning the viability behind detonating that much concentrated arcane energy, "That would be a very uncontrolled explosion, Miss Daybreak. But it may be our only option," she croaked, still trying to compose herself. She looked at Luke irritably, but the hulking man only offered a half-hearted shrug in return. "It might be worth an attempt. The beast seems blind, after all."

"Watch it!" Luke shouted, as the Xena serpant pulled its entire body back in a quick jerking motion. Jenso's flames seared the tip of its tongue, forcing it to turn its attention towards the brave flame mage immediately. But the follow-up explosion from Cecil's rifle forced it to turn its head once more. A large chunk of its scales was blown off as a result, revealing a softer layer of flesh underneath, near the back of its head. This time it couldn't discern exactly where to explosion had come from, but the serpent spent no more time searching for new targets, and spun back towards Jenso and the ATV, lunging head first in a striking motion, ready to swallow the man whole, and knock the truck over in its approach. Karida's flames seared a large portion of its scales as it emerged from the ground even more, but it didn't deter the giant serpent's approach in the least. Luke rose his sword and waited for the perfect moment to strike, while Yvette and Brian stood motionless, unable to assist in the least. "Here it comes! Hope you've got a quick way to apply your little plan there, cutie-pants!"




Arcadia

CMAS HQ - Sydney's Quarters


Joshua reeled back slightly at Mina's words, shifting in place despite Sydney's hearty chuckle. "Good, good! That treacherous bitch won't be an issue after this, and if all goes as planned, the Divers won't be a factor by the time the sun falls," Sydney said confidently. What a treacherous swine. Who could have seen it coming, though? Sydney hadn't been a significant force politically, so none would've thought to suspect him of such dirty tactics. Not that it would've mattered. The CMAS was law, regardless of what people thought about their methods. "Joshua, please return to me with an apt progress report by 7. You may leave for now."

"Y-Yes, sir," Joshua chirped, running off to handle his work.

"Mina, please alert Survey group 1, and tell them that the Alpha test will be concluded shortly," Sydney ordered, clasping his hands together anxiously. "It's about time for paradise to fall apart, don't you agree? Hm hm hm..."
10 Cookies to whoever can guess what inspired these little soldiers.
@Hatman1801 I'mma bag u
@malmshodes We're not monsters, there's a difference between not posting because LAZY and not posting because INSERT GOOD REASON HERE
Newjinsland Central Square

Jesus christ this is some fishy shit


The various little men were finally ready to start the show. The curtains flung open and revealed a row of the little men, some in a darker version of the steel armor they wore, addressing the crowd with a single round soldier in golden armor stepping toward the mic. Unfortunately, he was far too short to reach it, despite hopping to grab it several times. He finally knocked the microphone stand over, prompting a loud buzzing noised to echo through the speakers before he went over to pick it up.

"A~Hem" He huffed into the mic. "Welcome to the royal fair. My name is Dr.Krink, and I'm here to ask you one question. Are you happy?"

...The fuck was with this dude's serious demeanor? Didn't he know this was a party?

Regardless of Dr.Chump's tone of voice, nearly 300 of the small soldiers started to pop out of the wood work from all around, surrounding the main crowd slowly, but not engaging them at all.
@Will I hope you'll be able to keep up D:
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