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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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Gaius and Lee had not yet jumped off the cliff, just to clarify for anyone who's made that mistake.
Gaius Stronurr

The Meeting Point


"Give you a ride down? Of course, Lee!" He blurted abruptly, quickly positioning himself in front of her and bending forwards. Before she had a chance to react, he'd already grabbed hold of her calves, and yanked them up towards his waist. Hopefully she had the mind to latch on to his shoulder-guards, lest she fall backwards and crash head-first into the hard ground. "This sturdy contraption can surely handle a few extra pounds! Besides, I could use somebody to help me scout ahead of everyone else, I reckon its dangerous down their with only one set of eyes," He inferred, immediately turning towards the cliff-side once again. He smiled under his helmet, almost too excited to restrain himself from hopping ahead of everyone else without warning.

"We're heading out first!"


Gaius shouted his announcement with intense vigor, not even turning back to confirm whether or not anyone had heard him. He slowly backed away from the cliff-side, preparing himself for a running-start...
[8:19:55 PM] Henry: Gaius turned into a plane


Apt
Gaius Stronurr

The Meeting Point


Gaius shook his head with a faint smile. You can't win 'em all! Not immediately, anyways. Surprisingly, not everyone was a fan of Gaius' do-gooder attitude and charismatic demeanor. He thought it was preposterous! Why would anyone find him obnoxious? Well, aside from the ever present 'clanking' of his armor, and his deep, hearty voice- Hmm... Maybe he wasn't as charming as he thought.

Moments after Sera told him off, two guards approached the meeting point and alerted Gaius to their arrival with a pair of loud shouts. "Sir Gaius! We've brought it!" They uttered, heaving what appeared to be an oversized glider. Except, it wasn't really a glider? No, it most certainly was, but not in one piece. They each carried a disjointed wing over their shoulders, with a strange pipe-like latch that bent front their undersides. This was it! A pair of wings stretching a full 3 meters when assembled! The ultimate heavy-duty flying appendage, aptly named the 'Gaius Glider' for its hardiness! What a stupid name.

Gaius waved the two guards over with a creaking swing of his right arm. "Ah, there you are!" He called out. The both of them positioned themselves behind him and began the preparation to make their over-sized captain airborne. The glider he used was far too hefty for most to handle, given its sheer size. It couldn't even be carried around properly without splitting it in half. "Careful around my pits, fellas!" Gaius warned, raising his arms up. The soldiers folded the under-side bars out and attached them to Gaius' shoulder joints until they clicked into place, tightening them with several bolts, both at his shoulders, and where they met the wings themselves. "E-Easy!"

When they were finished, Gaius was fully equipped with a massive set of iron-set wings that sprung from his soldiers, turning him into a variable Gaius plane. His personal glider was far from agile, and he fell much quicker than most others, but the fact they he was able to get off the ground at all whilst in his bulky set of armor was a feat in and of itself. "Thank you kindly, gentlemen! Now-" Gaius turned towards the edge of the cliffs and made his way over. "I don't suppose everyone is here yet?" He roared, turning back to the crowd behind him.
Elsewhere on the island


Treant looked over his orders for the month and sighed. Seventy two slaves to be distributed without delays, at risk of angering his customers. Needless to say, they weren't people you wanted angry at you, even if you did have a bounty over 100 million. "Ebi, go check out that nonsense on the south side of the island. We lost about 8 bodies in that little scuffle, and I'd like to prevent any more losses," Treant ordered, waving off his massive, cloaked comrade. The man nodded and smiled under his triangular hat before shuffling off, out of the room. "I'm not looking forward to losing customers. I'm not looking forward to it at all, Zeff."
@Necrophage Right on. I'll post once you post.

@Wind wild You'll be met with something to do in my next post, sorry for the wait. ACTION TIME!
Will have a CS up later today (Cuz it's like 4 AM and I want to sleep lel)
I'm interested, but I'm curious, what's your policy on Magma-benders? Would you prefer that it was something that popped up far later on?
Krunk Fortress, Lobby

ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?


The chocolate-draped soldier's hand shook even more violently, and he let out a cry of what sounded like unbound anguish. Really though, it was akin to a child's tantrum. "THIS IS NOT CHOCOLATE! IT'S EBONMIRE! EBONMIRE! AH, WHY CAN'T ANYONE RECOGNIZE THAT!?" Ebonmire was a rare metal that turned a dark chocolate brown when it was forged. Not many people really knew about it though. It was one of those obscure metals, and there wasn't nearly enough of it to go around. Hell, it was surprising to see somebody wearing a full suit of the stuff! How did he get ahold of Ebonmire? "YOU TWO ARE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF GENERAL HORNS! BY COMMAND OF LORD KRUNK, YOU WILL BE CRUSHED!" Without delay, the large krunk-legionnaire, standing almost at the same height as Jenso unlike the smaller ball men, rushed towards him like a chocolate boulder. As the Ebonmire scraped against the ground though, it left behind a trail heated red stone behind it, and started to glow a bright brown in a line around its circumference. That was Ebonmire for you! It was known for it almost magical friction and ability to multiply heat as it ground against hard surfaces!

Don't touch that shit without care, boys and girls.
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