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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Bio

Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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Am actually like completely and utterly exhausted for reasons. Will post as soon as possible.
Tesh Yama

Redorchard


Tesh glanced at the pair of Nidoran momentarily with a frown. He instead focused on Lynn's sneasel as it made its first attack. That Rattata had to be pretty bulky to tank a hit from a Sneasel like that. Either that, or that Sneasel was a wimp. Or did he soften the blow somehow? The youngster confidently ordered its pokemon to use tail-whip directly after, revealing that not only was his Rattata just as fresh as the rest of their pokemon, but that he was a total idiot as well. These kids don't deserve to be training pokemon for battle.

Tesh looked back at his Meowth, who was already padding towards Nidoran♀ despite the creature's growl. "Mrawwww!" It cried out again, following up with yet another low-toned growling noise. Kaz was Adamant, not to be completely dissuaded by a simple growl. He'd been growling this entire time regardless of his trainer's instruction, after all! Tesh's surprise met no end at the Meowth grew closer to the Nidoran, bearing down on it with its oppressive eyes. When Kaz was within 4 feet of his target, he didn't wait for a prompt from his trainer, immediately side-stepping into a short-range dash on all four of its legs, and brandishing its right paw's payload with a heavy right swing aimed towards the little Pink pokemon's cheek. Tesh frowned at the little Meowth's complete independence. Should he even interfere? Would Kaz listen to him? No, not this Meowth. He wasn't going to respect Tesh Barking orders at him like a drill sergeant. Kaz had to learn from his stubborn attitude the hard way before he was ready to accept Tesh's orders.



Inventory
500 pokedollars
Ficus Pokedex
1 x Potion
1 x Ficus Ball

Pokemon Team
Kaz ~ Meowth
I need to stop posting when I'm literally half asleep.

I will neither confirm nor deny your guesses regardless!
Some of the characters will be original, thankfully. Actually, most of them might be. WHO KNOWS!
Toad Town

Cap Card Tournament

Kent C. Koopa looked down at Jr troopa through his swirly specs, blinking in complete disarray. Prove himself? Did this pipsqueak think he needed to prove himself? It's not like he was looking prove anything really, but there was some sort of appeal to his proposition. Mario had beaten him good back when Bowser lifted the entire castle from its roots in the past. Kent didn't hold any resentment for him, but the idea of whooping his ass did sound like a bit of fun. Kent shook his head, following after Jr. Troopa reluctantly. He didn't know why exactly, but he respected his tiny superior. Jr Troopa had to be really good at Cap cards to have defeated him.

He had no intention of beating up Mario, though. He just thought that maybe, keeping the hot-headed little card-typhoon safe was the least he could do. That little kid had spunk. Spunk was potential. Potential was money. Hehehe... Money...

Luigi, by now, was frantically worming his way through the panicked citizens towards where he brother had dealt with a small group of the invaders in a rather unpleasant way. After witnessing his brother take out a large portion of the enemies, Luigi was part excited, part anxious, and about 90% disgusted. Regardless, he jumped to aid the civilians nearby, hopping super-high and bonking several of the nearby goblins without restraint. How dare they attack toad town!

As the goblins and octoroks completely swarmed the plaza though, the cloaked man smiled and threw his coverings into the sky, revealing that he was none other than... A really old guy with a massive bald spot and a scraggly grey mustache. His hair was flaring out of his head on either side like bat wings, and his chin cleft into two bulbous orbs. "WAhahaha!" He shouted, flourishing his white lab coat and holding up two cards. Within a moment, the two cards began glowing, before releasing a pair of robotic creatures. "The plan is in motion! Go, Fire man and Elec man! Wreak havoc!"

What a tournament...

Peach's Castle


A blood-curdling scream rang from one of Peach's balcony, tearing through the air relentlessly. It was Princess Peach herself, falling victim to who-knows-what sort of villainous evil. Had somebody truly beaten Bowser to his signature kidnapping? It would certainly explain the horrendous scene in toad town. The castle guard was sent away in droves to defend the town's people. Not only that, but the famous mario bros were preoccupied as well! What a perfect distraction... But who would kidnap princess peach??

Suddenly, Six Flashes of Neon light tore across the afternoon sky, heading past the farthest stretches of the mushroom kingdom. It was impossible to lead them with the naked eye. What the hell were they? Comets? People? Magical death beams? Who knew!? One thing was certain though, they weren't friendly, as was made painfully obvious when they left several large holes in the roof of Peach's castle.

As quickly as it had begun, Peach's scream was cut off. What happened to her?? A strange cackling echoed from within her chambers, one of a man devoid of sanity.

"How pristine, how beautiful, how Rarrrrre!!!"
I will be posting possibly tonight or tomorrow morning.
Jesus christ you guys post fast...

...KEEP IT UP! I'm in GM heaven...

Edit: Posting now.
@Lmpkio As much as I'd love to, me and Jenso want to keep the main group small atm. We may open spots for neutral side characters at some point though.
@Slendy We are currently full for the main cast, sorry. This may change in the future though! I'll be sure to let you know if any spots open up.
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