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@TheWindel Both Victoire and Ira can too. Kay, here we go, Artoria is pushed through portal, Hilda beats Artoria, I don't have to be in the next fight.

Aka, I'm using that door we talk about so much. At least for one fight. If Lone is down with posting something along the lines of "And then Hilda killed/captured/fucked Artoria", whatever takes her fancy, we have a nice IC reason for Artoria skipping the fight.

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@TheWindel Are you still having trouble understanding the concept of Greg pushing her through her portal?

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@TheWindel She's scouting as ordered, when Greg pushes her through the scouting portal.

Aka, Lucille isn't as good a leader as she thinks she is and half her forces will be gone from infighting before the battle starts.

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@Mega Birb But of course.

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@TheWindel How exactly? Are teleportation and omniscience also part of her "one" power?

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@Mega Birb I plan on Greg pushing Artoria through the portal then challenging Hilda to 1v1 me. When I lose, just one more prisoner to rescue/corpse for Greg to eat.

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Personally, I don't have any particular investment in the coming fight. Alexi and Cydone are dead, and Miyu doesn't care. Artoria'll be there but I don't care enough about Ira or Victoire to bother trying to affect the outcome of the battle. I feel like I asked for a pork chop (rescue Fran), and got given a piece of steak. Now, they're similar, and the steak might even be better. But it's not what I asked for and you pretending it is feels weird.

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@KoL In other words, the only person actually in heaven from hell willingly right this second is going to be Artoria. And she's basically going to peek her head out a portal, and then back the fuck out when her bunny ears tell her "Danger Will Robinson, Danger."

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@Flamelord Her current strategy for the symbiote is "Uuuuuh.. Let's ignore this problem and hope it goes away."

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@Flamelord Miyu is already running around having slice of life adventures. You can just have Tartys go "You know what, I need a break... Huh, when Miyu sent me that reverse-birthday present, she said we should hang out sometime. Maybe I should see if she's available."