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Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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7 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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9 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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10 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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17 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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Plan on me using my poison against the Man.
Because poison causes little physical damage to a human specimen to dissect later.

can we loot the body?

Hit Roll: 18.
Agility + Roll + Racial Spear bonus = 9 + 18 + 9 = 36. (assuming I hit unless Knight rolls natural 20)

Damage roll: 16

Knight will lose 16% hp per :D!
After the tanky Ogre. please.

Oh and How does the Heightened Learning ability work with respect to INT/WIS gain?

And I believe poison is touch range spell correct? Hence it would be AGI/DEX vs AGI?

And it does 1D20% hp (from max or diminishingly?) per turn or per round? If per turn, on who's turn does the damage account for, I'm assuming the afflicted party's turn, at the beginning/end of their turn. Unless you mean per round after we all have one turn.
Also, why do humans tend to state their intention to kill monsters while bursting into a den of them?

"Ahah! I have come here to slay you all for Sweet EXP and GOLD!"

-Everyone flees, vanishing suddenly-

"Wait, come back, I was just kidding!"

-Everyone shows back up?-

"About the Exp. Kobolds are way below my Paragon Level, But I'm up for repeating quests to farm Gold :D!"

Oh, and should I comically have R'lyeh attempt to reason with the human in lieu of doing his turn?

Given that, my character has 7/13 health, and the knight can probably kill him outright due to damage calculation it would seem reasonable both IC'ly and OOC'ly for the Sagahin to attempt to NOT fight at all.

I'd imagine an INT skill check vs the Knight's Spirit/Wisdom/Int? (Take the highest of 3 rolls for the knight)

Maybe he could convince the knight to let his friends give the knight a good thrashing so that it would make for a better bar story for his human companions and allow whoever it was that would probably reward him for destroying this Kobold village reason to pay you more when you kill us all at the last moment using some odd amount of heroism.

Or just to convince the Human not to attack the fishy first while he goes to heal his friends in the battle to make things interesting.

A Once God of Knowledge turned into God of Secrets.
Neither good nor evil, but perhaps inherently malicious due to the nature of secrets.
They are after all dangerous things.
Knowledge which is known is useful.
Knowledge which is not known is also useful, for the one who knows it.
So there is a aspect of foreboding of course as evident by the design of his Servitors...

But what familiar would be fitting? Squid?


I rolled a 7.
9/2 + 7 = 11.

Fish peoples are not so good on land.

Well my character couldn't find the troll because Evanist had posted during the time I had began writing my post. I only checked just in time before posting to find the post and thus had to write in the troll X3.

Aptly done for a troll you know.
Attempt to eat a kobold instead of the gumbo.

Wait you're not a gnoll. Never mind.
Your walls were no match for me.
My party and I were once shrunk and trapped in a magical adamant strongbox.
It was warded against magic from the inside so we could not port out, and we would all die within the hour due to oxygen running out.
The penalties against the box were far too great given our current state.
So I devised the following plan:

My character takes out piece of chalk and begins to draw on the walls.
He numbers the walls 1, 2, 3, and finally 4.
In succeeding this, he then states the following:
"I make a d20 strength check to break the 4th wall."

They call him mad of course, but he just scored natural 20.
I am a battering ram.

The Fourth wall shall be... NO more.
BREACH!
Water. Earth. Air. Fire.
The elements in order of their discovery for the Sagahin.

A potion to breathe in water, or a magical spell to do so, something not developed by the Sagahin but the magi of the other races. What had always managed to intrigue Sagahin Scholars was the fact that magic tended to bend the laws of reality. Magic was, in a way, convincing the universe it was far more simple to change itself than to not. As such, it may have been possible to create a spell which allowed Sagahin to breathe air as water. But to convince the universe to let a fish breathe air was difficult, far more difficult than letting a human breathe water. No one really knows why. Perhaps the universe merely preferred its fish in the water in fear of cosmic balance being disrupted.

Oh right, time for social interactions. In such a case, applying the theory of most probable projected phenomena, this would either end poorly or rather quite well for the Sagahin who had seemed to catch his breath a bit by now. Given his preceding failure at interaction with the Bartender, and the awkwardness of the Kobold's earlier attempt to make a stand for the Sagahin's single bronze, applying the theory mentioned in the earlier post, given the wall did actually break a bit by the arrival of the second ogre through the doorway. As such, we'd conclude that the joint misfortunes should result in these two characters becoming kindered spirits with one another by direct juxtaposition of their respective Rolls. Oh wait, I mean roles. Wait, who am I supposed to be?

"A pleasure to meet your acquaintance, Robert was it?" Yes, a handshake was socially acceptable, although how the kobold would react to the slightly slimy grasp of webbed claws taking his own would be up to the air. That being said, a brief but firm shake was given, surely the sign of something between them. A joint kinship in sympathy, and perhaps more later on to be foreshadowed. "and I must say I do most certainly appreciate the gesture."

There was a moment of awkward silence. There was a Seqway misisng, or rather perhaps a segue. Oh wait, no there was one cutway in the form of another who seemed to sympathize with his situation and offered to create a much better comeuppance for the barkeep. A troll this one, in black. Most likely another stranger, who was rather good at keeping his head down when it suited him, but seemed to know a thing or two about being intimidating as the barkeep let this fish, err troll, go. It was odd really, it was as if he would have gone completely unnoticed by in large if it were not for this sudden interruption by this stranger. It was as if someone was far too busy in thought and just managed to check in time that another person had stepped in between the Kobold and himself. The crack by the doorway of the wall seemed to enlarge ever so slightly as the wall became to crumble.

"I thank you as well my friend." The Sagahin graciously accepted the water and drank another much needed glass. "Friends, allow me to introduce myself. My name is R'lyeh. I am a S'Augwin researcher, doing field work in terrestrial biology. Unfortunately my research notes had just been stolen by some uncouth human tricksters who murdered my assistants and robbed me blind to this present state. I also appear to be slightly lost, dare I ask you for the name of this Kobold settlement? My maps were stolen along with the rest of my research gear, well not that they would probably be highly accurate based on the sources they came from but..." He drifted about, looking at the brown-scaled Kobolds and comparing the differences in anatomy between them and his acquaintance.

"Your kobold scales are blue. The S'Augwin would call you Wasskal, Water-scale. May I call you this? and to my other companion here, may I ask of your name?" A sudden change of topic.

I'm going to assume, since this is PC to PC chatting, I'm not going to need a Charisma Skill check. Although I did one for fun and rolled a 16.

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