Avatar of The Grey Dust
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  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1892 ( / day)
  • VMs: 8

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Recent Statuses

19 hrs ago
Current A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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3 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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4 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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11 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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11 days ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger stores his Mr. Freeze power suit in a salt mine so youll never catch him asking: "Honey, where is my super suit?"
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Visitor Messages

Dark Cloud 4 yrs ago
nOw yOu dUnNiT!

You gotta run curse of strahd else Phil Swift is gonna come to your house and Flex Seal you inside!
SilentWriter83 8 yrs ago
hrnnnnn I've been a terrible partner
I'm so sorry T^T
replies will come soon if you're still interested
i'd understand if you aren't T^T
so sorry D:
Laurelin 8 yrs ago
Mistiel 8 yrs ago
NSFW: I'm not usually into the guy who makes these, but your status reminded me of this. youtube.com/watch?v=1yZ88YYnnwo
KawaiiKyouko 8 yrs ago
Why yes, I do enjoy being disappointed! Usually I disappoint others, so mightswell enjoy it when its not me!
shylarah 10 yrs ago
Random: It's not easy raising a family.
Necromancer: It is if they're close enough to each other.
Random: ...What?
Necromancer: What?
Spud 10 yrs ago
Take that back!!! Potatoes are glorious!!! (feel free to rag on kale though, that shits evil!)
Angel Vicky 10 yrs ago
Mr King of Puns! *bows*
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