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1 day ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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7 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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9 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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10 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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17 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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Rolled 12.

"I do believe though, had we not intervened, your village would be destroyed. Ergo, mayhaps we may take few nails from the remaining buildings in lieu of payment?"

R'lyeh. Master Negotiator.
Actually, you could get all 3 weapons out of one greatsword.

The spear is merely the tip that needs to be done. Plus My Char is not up for physical combat :P

Dagger would be pretty small. All they need is the tang really and forte. Rapier would be left remaining.

Should I intelligence roll to try and catch the blacksmith attempting to swindle us out of scrap steel?
Lovely.
A drunk Gabe.
Well Played.
Interesting.

Another UK vampire.
Ponies.
Ponies everywhere.

"Such a curiosity!" The Sagahin was quite interested in the human's mount. Well, the former human's mount. Well, actually the dead man was still human even while being dead, and hence the last statement was highly inaccurate. Regardless, R'Lyeh was busy in examining the creature, observing the animal from a far first as he rushed out of the bar most pleasantly. He noted the color of the creature, a sandy yellow, pale like straw not drinking straws either but hay. The quadrupedal form intrigue him, surely such creature with observable musculature would be prime example of R'S'Nuum's Principia de Gravitas Paradox, such that the mass of the creature would require mass to support the original mass until an optimum point would occur. Furthermore, being a beast of burden, it would be a clear violation of R'S'Nuum's Principia as the ancient Mathematician did not account for the lack of buoyant force on land. For R'Lyeh, who has only heard of such conceptual theories, this was truly a wonder that the horse did not float off the ground as he began to remove the packs and bags upon it.

But all the same, he found it exceedingly difficult to do so as the animal began to trot away from him. Flicking its tail nervously as it neighed and made noises.

"My Friends, what is this strange and magnificent creature?" He shouted back at the bar. "As it appears to fear me, may I subdue it and proceed to study its internal components? Or should we offer this creature to the Old Ones as a sacrifice in preserving this town by drowning it in the nearest sea?"
Rolled an 11.

Horsey edges away from overly excited fish person.
Can I join this, guys? ^^


Buy of course. Send in an app
I will post later this afternoon.

I have a plan to deal with the newest vampire arrival

Martin... Not so much.

I mean he'd probably be taken inside and killed by the vampires...
They can smell his fear.
Differing types of fate.

My god conceals or reveals the events in time. Thus does not make fate but knows of all outcomes possible and may conceal the truth of a prophecy.
It is the knowledge of what will happen that he governs not the event itself. Maybe the two gods are counter parts. One works magic the other works the secrets behind magic.

Something like that.
"Once is all I need baby."

Sagahin lack eyelids, and hence cannot wink.

I'll write up something tomorrow.
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