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2 hrs ago
Current Ill take a large diabetes no ice, hyperlipidemia with extra cheese, and a fresh batch of large hypertension with three ketchup packets please.
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6 days ago
A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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8 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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9 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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16 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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Alright I'll post later tonight or this afternoon.
I think I'll have X seal the Gate as he left, creating a portal of indefinite subspace between the gate and what lies beyond the gate such that anything attempting to get out would have to travel through the infinite between realm.

Sending Calcifer and the Champions on a search for one of X's books to unseal the gate? or do we want to do a complete out battle with all the champs... all 3 of them <_>


So just give us a holler when this is considered done :P

Although I'd like to throw in an early comment about adding some reference to his role in the God Wars
You can have some potato wedges.
They might drive you insane.
They might not.
You'd have to ask Hastur if they do.
Or roll one Hypercube to find out.
Seems like the plot will stall yet again. Anyone up for a subplot?
And after looting the remaining gild from the rest of the party inventories, I shall have more than 20 golds and a bucket full of potato wedges...
I got hungry. So I offered them to Hastur so that he rewards me with a bountiful harvest of potato wedges.
Maaaaaybe. It is within the realm of possibilities...
there's an ongoing status effect for everything these days... Back in my day we only had Mummy Rot.

Which reminds me of a joke:

So an adventurer from Greyhawk goes dungeon delving for exp, loots and plotlines in the Tomb of Horrors for at least 6 campaigns. Upon his return he notices his finger has begun to turn black. At which he panics and goes to the local healer for some potions or something to cure it in Greyhawk.

The healer takes one look and recognizes what's wrong, asking if the adventurer has been farming in the tomb of horrors. To which he replies yes, and the healer replies it's a common occurrence of some necromancy and the finger will need to be amputated to stop the spread.

Horrified, the adventurer leaves and decides to visit the Tomb of Horrors to see if a necromancer can fix him. He finds one outside the Tomb and asks if he can fix it. The usually nice necromancer takes one look, recognizes what it is and laughs, asking if the adventurer has been to a healer yet and if the healer said the finger had to be amputated. He replies yes to both, making the necromancer keel over laughing hard. After a good five minutes or so, the adventurer asks what's so funny, and asks if there's a cure because clearly the healer was wrong, right?

"It doesn't need to be amputated at all my friend. It'll fall off on it's own."
Actually you passed the spot checks. You just failed saving throws vs will for the continual "Daydreaming" status effect.
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