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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Freeshooter92 said
We need more 'murica.I love this song. It's the most american thing to come out of a Japanese videogame that wan't named Metal Wolf Chaos.







I can't think of any more...
[SEIZURE INDUCED POST, IGNORE]
Lucius Cypher said
GO ORC! Or half elf, Half Orc! And be Sheo's kid. Cause that'll be funny.But seriously, I do want Sheo to have a kid, but I just can't be arsed to make another CS.



As fun as that sounds, I'm not too sure what I really even wanna make for this.
All I know is that I fucked up making Tordavask. To the point that TRUE Tordavask would probably cross dimensions just to beat up the little shit using his name. And then have pie afterwards.
Freeshooter92 said
It's your call. Thankfully, we can just delete him if you really want to, as he hasn't done much.


Idk...It's just that the entire name Tordavask was to be reserved for my D&D Elf Barbarian who gets really fucking pissed when someone calls him an elf. Because even he knows elves are gay. Most of them.
(And This Tordavask ain't half the manly elf he 'sposed to be. Might just go hummie.)
Freeshooter92 said




Also, idk why, but....I really don't like Tordavask. Might scrap him and start a new character from scratch, if that's fine with you.
Freeshooter92 said
Dare I even ask?



Silly Free, don't you know basic Tree anatomy? The courage sack is where I [REDACTED] and then {REDACTED] by pulling on the [REDACTED], but sometimes that really, really chafes, so I have to [HOLYSHITREDACTED] while I [REDACTAMUNDO]. And that's why I need apple juice all the time Free!
Freeshooter92 said
Tree! make him sop this madness!


You honestly think I could even manage to phase him?
Free you crazy. You supa cray. Most I could do for you would be to distract him with talk of my courage sack.
Lucius Cypher said
It's too late Irish. I've already.... Become one with him



What Speedwagon said.
Freeshooter92 said
I am not playing F.A.T.A.L with you, you maniac.


Make sure you get a lucky roll, that way your anus will actually be inverted, meaning he can't rape you in the buttocks!
Freeshooter92 said
I don't know man, Rhapsody of Fire looks pretty alive to me.


You see Free, have you ever seen a zombie? No? Well, you have, you just haven't noticed it yet. It's like Irish Ninjas....always there, yet you'll never get to see them.
Ever seen They Live? Imagine that, but if half the population was actually undead. Freddy Mercury, Curt Cobaine, and Dio are all just waiting until they can make a comeback.
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