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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Torie was ecstatic, to say the least, and as Blaze left, he bolted off towards home, he couldn't forget about his sister's dinner...that'd be worse than taking on the Dark Guild! Dashing through the grocer's market, Torie purchased various vegetables, a few cuts of meat, a bit of milk, the general works. As much as his wallet lost, he couldn't help but be excited after hearing the reward. "Two million...five hundred thousand a piece..." he muttered as he gathered his things and began tracing the vague shape of a box in a magic glyph. Soon, a box formed, with two rectangular shapes that vaguely resembled straps on the sides. Taking it upon his back, he piled the groceries in and sprinted once more, to house and home. As he came upon the door, the head of the youngest sister poked out of the doorway, a smile on her face. "Sis, sis, Torie's home~!" She sung as she sipped inside.

"Hey Torie...you didn't get fired already, did you?" the older one asked, a hint of venom in her voice...almost like she expected just that. Shaking his head, Torie held a hand up. "No, no, it's nothing like that at all! Listen, I'm going to be gone for a little while...maybe even a few days, so I'm going to need you two to take care of yourselves. Here...bought all of this, if you need more, you both know where the safe is. If this works out...we might not have to worry about stuff like this anymore. Just leave it to me, alright?" he asked, though he set the groceries down at a lightning pace before running into their shared room to grab a satchel. He needed to bring something to carry supplies in, after all. "Hey, what do you think he means we won't have to worry about stuff like this anymore Addie?" the younger one asked, to which she earned the reply of: "Dunno, but I think Torie might be robbing a bank."
ERode said
Alright.You know what?We should just sit down and read some loli daughter doujins



Is there enough d'aww and sweetness to give someone a cavity?
In addition: We'll see if Kaldis passes his speech check.
Kaldis listened intently to Mumford's explanation of their guild's history, and he couldn't help but feel a little...empathetic towards them. He agreed with him, at least to a certain extent, that it wasn't right for them to just be forgotten after all the help they'd given. But even so...doing something like this didn't feel like they were trying to better themselves, they weren't trying to gain glory honestly. This was something that a Dark Guild would do. Maintaining his composure, Kaldis looked at Mumford before saying: "So...that's why. But...why are you attacking smaller guilds then? You aren't going to get anything out of this...a-and you're getting innocent people involved too! That's not...that's not what a Mage Guild should be doing!" He maintained a grip on the spear, but he felt his conviction shift...if they were to destroy this guild, would that only prove them right?

Shaking the thoughts from his mind, he looked at the fight between Measha and Axcel, the fight accentuating to the point that both has stab wounds now. Seeing that something was happening to the icicle Measha had thrown, Kaldis couldn't tear his eyes away as he waited for the unexpected...

Pyro, have you contacted Makatsume?
If you haven't already, ya might want to message Phobos too, since they expressed interest and then never said anything after.
ERode said
Free is the simpler soul.In order to attain what we truly need, we must devote our brainpower to making powerful, unique, eye-catching one-liner posts.The art of the laconic wit.



So, somethin' like this?
ERode said
Gaiz.Calm the fuck down.You're in Advanced now, not the cesspool of Casual.

If Casual is a cesspool...

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THE FREE SECTION?
Lucius Cypher said
Than I'll just have to rip you a new ass hole.GET BENT!


You can't get me if I go into my...SAFETY BOX!

so safe. so warm.
Lucius Cypher said
If you're laughing, it's because of what I'm doing with your Sphincter right now. Mmm...



Don't have any.
Lucius Cypher said
You have me wet right now it's not even funny.



Is it funny if I'm laughing?
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