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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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I'll just uh...poke the thread here and-
OH GOD IT'S AGGRESSIVE!

Since, ya know, I ain't comin' in until later, I figured I'd dick around anyways so I'm not forgotten.
Like a shrub.
Liriia said
Yu will be over anything as long as its semi-sparkly, thanks to her crow-ness and all. It's like Blake's intense interest in tuna.Also, theme master Rode? Da fuck does that mean?


It means shut up and thank him in advance for finding a theme song for Yu, as well as everybody.
He always does it.
And it's always good.
Liriia said
I'm Terrified Also Tarkus sounds like a little ball of sunshine. Yu will enjoy conning him out of all of his shiny mechanical items.



Enjoy all of the nothing he has on him. All those screws and nuts and bolts. And none of which have any intrinsic value.
ERode said
So basically...Tarkus sings while he smashes heads and Azalea seduces while she guts. They sound like a match made in heaven~That being said, just a heads up, but when Azalea uses her Semblance and begins to masturbate, as a male, you should be very scared about the connotations of such an action.



Not sure if you mean that it would feel amazing, or it would hurt like fuck since it'd be a sensation that goes below the scrotum.


Found her theme song. Because, lol Queen.
ERode said
She'll enjoy it though. Everything feels good when Azalea uses her NTR pills.



Those pills are the exact opposite of love.
Liriia said
How honorable. I pray for your well being.Also, Irish, could I ask about Tarkus' personality. If its not too much trouble that is, I'd just like to see what type of people Yu will be interacting with


Well, Tarkus is a bit of a nut job. He's the guy you expect to try and make a toaster into a weapon of mass destruction. And he does.
Other than that, he's a pretty nice guy, completely sane, aside from him loving to sing while bashing motherfucker's heads in with a 160 pound hammer.
Liriia said
What a horrible man! I shall take it upon myself to protect you from these attacks against your pooper.*insert witty gif that i am too lazy to look for here*



As a tree of honor, I cannot allow that.
I will not let someone else's bungallow hole be violated to protect my own.
Liriia said
I think Irish needs a bodyguard or four



No fighting force known to man is capable of stopping Lucius when he wants my booty.
Not even...
Lucius Cypher said
So if say Azalea starts getting too touchy-feely with Tarkus and he ends up in a fetal position on the Sky docks cause Azalea stuck her thumb up Tarkus's butt, it's up to Oroku to reprimand her if Beacon doesn't for some reason or another.


It's always gotta be the butt, huh?
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