The Irish Tree — Roleplayer Guild

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3 yrs ago

Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.

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3 yrs ago

Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.

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4 yrs ago

Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.

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5 yrs ago

So true. Anyways, play Lancer!

5 yrs ago

Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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In Who wants to help me be entirely original and make a fun RP? Yaaay! → 12 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks

What about a colosseum styled rp where every character is an undead servant to a necromancer created to fight each other in giant cage matches, and the last spooky scary skeleton standing gets to return to life?

In Fairy Tail: Next Generation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

AliceZaru said
Jeez :p its called the but slap prank. I've done it on my boyfriend don't worry its full proof <3

Putting the blame on another person? That's not...JUSTICE!

In Fairy Tail: Next Generation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

AliceZaru said
KITTTY <3 IM STILL ALIVE TOO, WATCH! +Punches myself and smiles+Hehehe...Anyways if anyone of you pranks me I will bring any boy/girl and if a boy I will bring thisboy over, close too blaze and if Blaze if standing I will slap the girls but and Blaze will thinkit will be Iggy XDDD

Demon Shinobi said
Wha? o_o

Jakeozzy said
...I concur. Wha? o_o

You are one crazy ass mothafucka.

In Azure Dragon! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

...Still not sure if I should wait for akje.

In the "Legacy" cast green room. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

IT: Hey, just because he's there doesn't mean you get to try and seduce him!
Leonard: *holding cup of booze* ...Kampai *downs entire pint in under the course of 15 seconds*
IT: ...God dammit Leonard.

Toridus: Well, ya see, as a marine, I get the absolutely amazing privilege to decide what Justice IS. Which is extremely abuseable and outright unconstitutional, but really, the Marines haven't cared for years. My defintion of justice is:...its uh....its kinda like a...you ever had that feeling where your arm goes numb and you can't feel it? Its kinda like that.
IT: Ya know, sometimes, I miss having Toridus be a not marine...
Toridus: But I'm cooler now! I got this neat coat and everything!
IT: By the way, I think Phil stole your pants.
Toridus: ...Real men don't need pants. I got nothing to hide.

In the "Legacy" cast green room. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Leonard: W-What is she doing?
IT: *covers Leonard's eyes.* GOOD GOD CRIMSON, CONTROL YOUR ZOMBORG! SHE'LL BURN HIS EYES!

Toridus: ...So you're allowed to punish her, but when I make MY dynamic and amazing entrance, you throw a hissy fit? That's not Justice...that's not Justice at all.
*zipper forms behind Toridus*
Unnamed Lieutenant: Sir, none of this is real anyways, it's all simply an illusion in your head. Look, Verdier isn't even here-
Toridus: AHHHHH WHERE'D SHE GO? LIEUTENANT, WE NEED TO FIND HER QUICKLY! GRAB MY SPEAR!
UL: Sir, that isn't really-
Toridus: GRAB. MY. SPEAR.
UL:...Why of all the vessels, and of all the Lietenant Commanders in the sea, did I get assigned to-
Toridus: ADVENTURE! *Flings spear with a rope tied around his wrist, perfectly demonstrating Looney Tunes logic.*

Leonard: ...Creator, why did you make him and me have similar abilities?
IT: Well, that's because throwing knives are cool, and doctors are cool, but spears are cool too, and Tarzan is cool as well, and Dogs and Pangolins are cute, and drills are manly, and Dani is still rolling for seduction, so I'm just saying all this to distract you from her.
Leonard: To what end?
IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHY GUY IN A SHONEN WORK, IF YOU SEE BREASTS IN ACTION, THERE'S NO TELLING HOW MUCH BLOOD IS GOING TO SPURT FROM YOUR NOSE!

In the "Legacy" cast green room. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Leonard: I-I don't think I can do this!
IT: C'mon, you have to, its in your contract!
Leonard: B-b-but they're all super weird... *flips hood over his head* And she's barely wearing anything...
IT: Look, just because she has nothing on but a bikini doesn't mean you can just avoid her. You're not even in the story yet, so don't judge her if you haven't even seen her yet!
Leonard: Okay...I guess I ca-
Toridus: PIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES! FEEL THE SPEARS OF JUSTICE RAIN DOWN AS THEY PIERCE YOUR BODIES AND SOULS, WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF TORIDUS ALDREINE, AND WEEP WITH DESPAIR AS YOU GAZE UPON THE MANLIEST MAN IN THE 4 SEAS!
Leonard: ...
IT: ...
Toridus: Been working on that battle cry for a while. How'd I do?

In Mystic Ram - the newest guild of Fiore! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay