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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Master Thief.
Torie cracked a grin as he saw (and heard) the effects of Aurora's Banshee Scream, bits and debris from the castle coming down like broken bread crumbs. Running along behind Iggy, he took it as his job to basically keep all the dark mages at a distance, pushing back anybody in his range to the edge, and then typically just forming a panel-barrier to toss like a frisbee to hit them. It was simple, and it kept him out of danger as Iggy charged ahead, Torie barely keeping him in range in case he needed to form a shield in front of him.

Suddenly, BAM, Iggy blew the door to the place off its hinges! Torie made a silent mental note to never try and piss Iggy off, before charging over. However, the distance between him and Iggy was breached by several dark mages, all brandishing weapons. Torie, in an act showing his deftness, charged directly at the mages. Rather than fighting them, he simply moved between them, doing a perfect spin as he stopped in front of one, then dashing in front of them all and cutting behind. Placed upon each of his fingers were...belts. He had managed to steal every male dark mage's belt in that line, successfully pantsing them, and for the ladies...well...let's just say that they were feeling a bit more freedom at the moment. Smirking as he approached Iggy, he said: "Sure thing, Here we go..." Looking in front of Iggy, he began tracing his fingers into rectangular shapes, and in a minute, a starcase formed from barrier panels, and Torie would shout: "Barrier Magic: Stairway to Heaven!" Proudly tossing the belts (and unmentionables) aside, he followed Iggy's idea to make himself a shield atop himself, and ran up to Iggy, prepared to help him with whatever crazy plan he had in mind.
Jayce gave Celia a light wave of the hand, saying: "Woah there tiger, slow down. Conserve your energy in case of an emergency; your magic is a hell of a lot more powerful than mine is." He started stroking Noire's ears, though when the train finally came to a stop, she bounded off of Jayce's lap and spun around once, barking at him to get moving. Sighing, he stood and cracked his back, and rolled his shoulders. Noire stretched her back out by leaning and followed along behind Celia, ready to go do whatever they were going to do. Jayce, ever prepared to make sure that Celia didn't get lost somehow before they even GOT to the valley said: "Celia, the Hunter's Guild should be somewhere near the middle of Clover Street, so just stick close and we'll find it."

Stepping off the train, Jaycce looked around before thinking: "Always liked the homey feel this place had..."
Noire yawned a bit as she relaxed in Jayce's lap, content to nap there for the rest of the train ride, albeit to Jayce's bemusement. Looking out the window, Jayce replied to Celia's question with: "You never really know, but, it wont matter too much. Some of the crevices in the valley are at angles where light doesn't shine in too well, so the sun might not even reach those spots. We gotta be careful around there..easy to lose footing." Jayce pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket along with a pen, and used Noire's body as a stand to draw on. He drew a large, web-like structure, and pointed to one of the walls on the outside, saying: "Getting out is the trickiest part, so I got a plan. I'll get Noire to wait here, and then when we find the lost people, you shoot up a signal for her to come get us. Noire won't get last easy if she's above all the web strands" Clicking the pen and flipping it over his hand, he seemed content with the plan, and looked to Celia to see if she approved.
You got my interest
Jayce gave a quick nod at Celia's question about Lullaby, saying: "Never got the chance to see it, but it got settled without the knights needing to do some much, just cleanup duty." At her mention of turning herself into stardust, he couldn't help but kind of stare at her dumbfounded, wondering: "She can do that?". As he wondered just HOW that worked, their train arrived, with a loud whistle resounding throughout the platform. Sighing as he stood up, Noire following after she realized the sparklies were immortal, the two walked into the train and plopped down right next to Celia, Noire jumping up onto Jayce's lap. At the sudden weight from Noire jumping on him, Jayce grunted lightly, and shifted Noire so they would both be comfortable on the train. Laying an elbow atop the seat behind him, he said: "So...we should probably look around in the valley to see if we find any members of hunter's guilds. They usually send in those guys to hunt for lost parties and the like, so they'd be able to help us out a bit."
chukklehed said
So who wants to be Nina's best friend/caregiver/mom

Jayce

Best mom, 10/10.
Jayce nodded as he removed a small brown sack from his belt, and unbuttoning the pouch to take a peek at the assorted Lacrima within. "Was stationed there for a bit when there was some bad stuff going down, some dark guild tried to re-reawaken Lullaby. Blue Pegasus put a stop to it, but hey, me and the boys got a little vacation time in." Noire yawned as she grew tired from the people watching EXTREMELY quickly, doing her best to understand Jayce and Celia's conversation, with all their confusing human talk. Jayce watched as Celia's sparkles scattered in the air, from what he'd gathered about her magic, it was pretty, but he sure as hell didn't want to get hit by it. Noire watched as the pretty sparkles scattered, trying to bite at the few that flew far enough towards her.

"Personally I've never been to Web Valley. There isn't anything particularly dangerous in there, just some weird flying fish and some mushrooms, but it's like a giant broken spider web. Hard to navigate, and harder to find people in. Heard storied from the locals about a giant spider guardian building the place, but that's just superstitious nonsense." A thought just hit Jayce...this place was literally the WORST for Celia to go to, she'd get lost easily even if he kept his eyes on her. Looking at Noire, he said: "So, when we go in, I'll have Noire tie us by the waist with a web. That way we can't get seperated."
Jayce took a seat beside Celia, and looked at all the people passing by on their ways to the various trains. So many were dressed for work, some were merchants, some might have even been from other guilds, stopping at Middlemist Station.Didn't matter much to him, but Noire loved watching people do stuff, and seeing this many, she couldn't do much beside take a seat beside Jayce and lie down, staring between everybody as they passed by.

Leaning back against his seat, Jayce looked at the ceiling before saying: "Ya know, the usual. Apartment sucks, but hey, at least the old man lets me have it for dirt cheap. Even lets me use his garage for making stuff...Noire's been doing good, keeping in shape. Everything been going good with you Celia?" Noire peeked her head up at the mention of her name, before sinking her head back down to stare at all the people once more, her tail wagging happily behind her, smacking against the bench and Jayce's leg.
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