IT: I swear, these ladies are gonna wind up killing the entire crew...
Leonard: W-Well...y-y-you just have to-
Toridus: DON'T JUST IGNORE ME, GODDAMN IT! I JUST SURVIVED A ROAD ROLLER BEING DROPPED ON ME, AS WELL AS GETTING STABBED FROM EVERY FUCKING ANGLE!
IT: Toridus...I think this is no place for marines...
Toridus: B-but Natsu's a marine...
IT: Yeah, but she's scary, so nobody's going to tell her to leave.
Leonard: ...I would prefer if you didn't call me Leo, please. *kinda awkwardly tries to squirm out of the hug*
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STATUS: @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins. 3 yrs ago
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@SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
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Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.
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Pathfinder said
With the new CS that brings our roster up to eleven right?
If Buried get's accepted, that's 12.
chukklehed said
Don't let people hunt your dog Jayce!
NOBODY TOUCHES THE DOG!
Jayce gave the large burly man a friendly wave of the hand, a faint smile as he denied the offer with: "Sorry, already in a guild in Middlemist; In fact, my friend and I are here on a job." Jayce pulled the job slip from his back pocket and unfolded the paper, holding it up for the man to read it, saying: "Got word of people going missing in Web Valley around here, and we were wondering if you could give us any information to help us out with finding them." Jayce seemed oddly...calm about approaching the man outright with this. No doubt several of their hunters had taken on this job before, and there would naturally be only one person or team rewarded.
Noire simply took a seat next to Celia, looking around at all the strangers in this hunting guild. She couldn't help but get a feeling that some were watching her...understandable, since something like her wasn't only not native to the area; as far as Jayce or anybody else knew, she was the only one of her kind.
Noire simply took a seat next to Celia, looking around at all the strangers in this hunting guild. She couldn't help but get a feeling that some were watching her...understandable, since something like her wasn't only not native to the area; as far as Jayce or anybody else knew, she was the only one of her kind.
IT: Thanks Dani, you're a pal, now time to f- where'd he go?
Toridus: *now standing behind Leonard*...Did you think that would be enough?
Leonard: Wh-what? But...that steamroller weighed over a metric ton! There's now way you could have survived that!
Toridus: Time may stand still when you say...but I have something on my side that's faster than time! *pulls Verdier out from his pants*
Leonard: IMPOSSIBLE!
Verdier: *bark*
Leonard: HOW DID YOU KNOW ANIMALS WERE MY WEAKNESS?
Toridus: Because...you're not a veternarian!
IT: JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE SO I CAN RECORD IT AND NAME THE FILE!
Toridus: *now standing behind Leonard*...Did you think that would be enough?
Leonard: Wh-what? But...that steamroller weighed over a metric ton! There's now way you could have survived that!
Toridus: Time may stand still when you say...but I have something on my side that's faster than time! *pulls Verdier out from his pants*
Leonard: IMPOSSIBLE!
Verdier: *bark*
Leonard: HOW DID YOU KNOW ANIMALS WERE MY WEAKNESS?
Toridus: Because...you're not a veternarian!
IT: JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE SO I CAN RECORD IT AND NAME THE FILE!
phillmyster said
This is relevant to the other room but screw it, here's a treat
This...
This pleases me.
Torids: B-But I just got stabbed by h- *silenced by a steam roller falling on top of him.*
Leonard: Oh no, it looks like he has been run over by a ROADO ROLLA DA!
IT: ...You're fucking evil. I knew it.
Leonard: *removes face guard and hood, giving the MOST bishounen hair flip in recorded history.* My heart and actions are all utterly unclouded! They are all those of...well, not really justice, but doctoring!
IT: YOU JUST FROZE TIME AND DROPPED A ROAD ROLLER ON SOMEONE!
Leonard; Oh, don't worry, he'll be fine!
Toridus: WHAT ABOUT THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH?
Leonard: Hippocrates doesn't exist in One Piece.
IT: ...Soooo...anybody wanna....help Toridus? I mean, he IS a pretty alright guy...
Leonard: Oh no, it looks like he has been run over by a ROADO ROLLA DA!
IT: ...You're fucking evil. I knew it.
Leonard: *removes face guard and hood, giving the MOST bishounen hair flip in recorded history.* My heart and actions are all utterly unclouded! They are all those of...well, not really justice, but doctoring!
IT: YOU JUST FROZE TIME AND DROPPED A ROAD ROLLER ON SOMEONE!
Leonard; Oh, don't worry, he'll be fine!
Toridus: WHAT ABOUT THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH?
Leonard: Hippocrates doesn't exist in One Piece.
IT: ...Soooo...anybody wanna....help Toridus? I mean, he IS a pretty alright guy...
IT: I've stopped thinking entirely. At this point, all I await is for the day these two knuckle heads get their spot in the sun.
Toridus: ...Sooooooo...Leonard, you wanna play darts?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Yahtzee?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Monopoly?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Pocky & Rocky?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...Jojo's All Sta-
Leonard: *gets up* MUDADA! ZA-WARULDO! *Time freezes* HAHAHAHA! *pulls out scalpels and throws them in all directions around Toridus, surrounding him from all angles.*TOKI WA TOMARE! *laughs manically* And now...*snaps fingers* Soshite toki wa ugoki dasu. *time unfreezes and Toridus is pelted by scalpels from all sides*
Toridus: *bleeding out on the ground*
Leonard: Hey guys, uh, something happened to Toridus. *whistling and holding hands behind back.*
Toridus: ...Sooooooo...Leonard, you wanna play darts?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Yahtzee?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Monopoly?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Pocky & Rocky?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...Jojo's All Sta-
Leonard: *gets up* MUDADA! ZA-WARULDO! *Time freezes* HAHAHAHA! *pulls out scalpels and throws them in all directions around Toridus, surrounding him from all angles.*TOKI WA TOMARE! *laughs manically* And now...*snaps fingers* Soshite toki wa ugoki dasu. *time unfreezes and Toridus is pelted by scalpels from all sides*
Toridus: *bleeding out on the ground*
Leonard: Hey guys, uh, something happened to Toridus. *whistling and holding hands behind back.*
LowKey123 said
LOLbut waityael has no team 2015
Beliya too. Rip in peace, Key and Irish's hopes and dreams.
Leonard: ...If anybody's caught anything, I think I can help...oh wait, I can't...I don't exist yet...and maybe I never will. *continues to sulk*
Toridus: ...Man you're depressing to be around.
Leonard: Its the hangover...and the depression...
Toridus: ...Jeez.
IT: ...Even I'm getting depressed.
Toridus: ...Man you're depressing to be around.
Leonard: Its the hangover...and the depression...
Toridus: ...Jeez.
IT: ...Even I'm getting depressed.
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