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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Skyrte said


Jayce watched the walls carefully as they went along, looking for any signs of climbing gear being used; maybe the party had scaled the wall and were camping up on a clifface. It was unlikely, but it was still possible. As they walked along, Noire zipped around above in her dragonfly form, keeping an eye out in all the passages they hadn't been going through. Not like it mattered, she didn't see anything.

As they came upon the five way-intersection, Jayce stopped and pondered, resting his chin on his artificial hand. "All right, five roads, some are gonna be dead ends...Only one way to figure this out." Jayce channeled every bit of his training from the Rune Knight Militia into his brain, and with a determined look on his face, he pointed straight forward at the path ahead...then the one to the left, then the farthest left, then back again to the right. "...Eenie meanie, miney moe..." Eventually Jayce pointed to the one just to the right of the center and said: "THAT WAY!" desperately hoping that that was the right path as he walked forward.
So far the only one I haven't got a response from is Jinxlynx, Nallore already responded saying they've been busy, so they're good.
Verdier: *watches helplessly as her master burns to death before her very eyes, silently vowing vengeance on these assholes*
IT: ....Soooo...who gets his dog?
Verdier: *Runs away plotting vengeance*
IT :...Guess nobody does. Hey, Leonard *kicks him in the side* get up, stop moping!
Leonard: ...I'm a failure...*continues to wallow in self-pity*
IT: GREAT, GOOD JOB, YA BROKE MY DOCTOR GUYS! NOT LIKE I GOT ANYBODY ELSE TO FALL BACK ON.
???: *zipper opens up out of the ground* You called, creator?
IT: Lieutenant Sokolov, good to see you're still...alive and mentally stable.
Sokolov: And why wouldn't I b- *looks over and sees Toridus' charred, exploded bloodied body.* LIEUTENANT COMMANDER, NOOOOOOOOOO!
IT: Aaaaaaaaand another bites the dust. Badado do do. 'Nother one bites the dust.
Jayce gave one final look-through of his lacrima stock as they walked along, everything was in order. He waved Noire goodbye as she shifted to her dragonfly form and flew over to the center of the valley, settling down her supplies, and then scouting out the area before returning to her "camp". As they descended, Jayce kept an eye out for anything suspicious, beyond the flying fish, but couldn't see anything. He kept close enough to Celia that the line wasn't strained, and couldn't help but stare at her compacted stardust sphere...kinda reminded him of a giant lacrima. Looking up, he noticed it was pretty late in the day...they'd likely have to have Noire pull them out later. Unless they got lucky.
Jayce started looking a bit more serious as they came upon the valley, giving his arm one final test before going in, in the case of actual combat. Raising his hand to his face, he flexed it,causing the hand to spin around on a pivot, before locking back into place. Extending his hand, he forced the hand to press forward, a piston pushing it out from the wrist three times in succession, quicker each time. Noire, deciding that she needed to show off too, jumped in the air, and a red magic-glyph appeared, shifting her into her dragonfly state. She buzzed around for a bit, stick still clenched in her maw, before she rose quickly and then fell into a nose-dive, a purple magic-glyph appearing. As she went through, she emerged in her spider form, and within a second, she shot out a glob of webbing at Jayce's waist, forming a speudo-belt of spider-silk. Turning to Celia, before she could even say anything, Noire shot one at her too, forming a similar belt, which she then touched with one of her extra-appendeges, and connected it to Jayce by a faintly visible line of string.

Jayce tugged on the string lightly, before saying: "This'll keep us from losing one another. Noire's gonna stay here in case we need a vertical escape, and she's going to be going along the top of the valley to see if she can find the party. Sound like a plan?" Jayce had a look of determination on his face that showed he was ready to find these people, and that he was sure his plan would ensure success.
So, I think that I'll start the assembly on Sunday, and, since I've only seen about 10 or 11 people post, I think it's time for a Rolecall.

Lugubrious said
Hate to seem pushy, but after a casual glance it looks to me like Jinxlynx, Nallore, and Blaziken have yet to post.


Blaziken quit, but Poog took his place, literally an hour before you came in. As for the others, idk what happened to them, I'll message them if they don't post by Sunday.
pyroman said
>:)))

IT: Don't know, my doctor is suddenly a crossdresser.
Leonard: I-Its a disguise! A-And I was wearing that as a countermeasure!
IT: God, why were you CARRYING that around?
Leonard: *slumps to the ground and gets in the fetal position*
IT: ...I think we broke him.
Leonard: I-Its not a fetish! I was hiding from Natsu...and I just HAPPENED to have a maid costume on hand...for reasons. Oh, and Phill, I just used Nanomachines. They're the way of the future!
IT: ...What's the point of wearing the costume if Natsu already knows its you?
Leonard: ...S-SHE DOES? *starts running away*
IT: ...Anyway, let's check back in on Tori-
Toridus: *dead on the ground*
IT: ...Sable, did you even hit him?
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