Sokolov: *takes monkey* Gratzi friend. What I do for Commander Toridus is make holes in things. Like this. *digs his hand into his left forearm, and a zipper forms, letting his hand go through it.* I ate the zip-zip fruit, so I make holes with zippers like Buccierati.
IT: MY EYES ARE ON FIRE TRYING TO CATCH UP!
Leonard: *blushes slightly* Th-thanks...for everything big sis. I think I got my bravado back...at least a little. *Rips off maid costume to reveal cloak-thing underneath. How? Why? Fuck you, that's why.*
Toridus: ...TAKE THIS FOUL BEAST! *flying kicks to try and hit the monkey on the branch above Light but ends up getting caught in the sweep*
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STATUS: @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins. 3 yrs ago
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@SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
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Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.
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AliceZaru said
AliceZaru ponders over the dimensions. Seeing so many odd people and characters, spotting one person she first RPed with in her days in these lands! SHADOWCATCHHERRSup <3 Question, is there still enough room?and.....can I have a Yoyo <3
Unfortunately we have all our spots filled; and in the event someone does drop out, we already got someone qued ahead of you. Sorry Alice. You beech.
Leonard: *staring at her in disbelief for a moment.* R-Really? Well...its just...ever since I was created, I've felt...odd. I can't really fight like the others can, and I...I just feel kind of inadequate, you know? I mean...its like I'm not worth anything compared to everyone else. All I can do is throw things. Even TORIDUS can do more than me...and he's kinda dead. I just feel like I can't do anything aside from be there to fix everyone up after the fact...I'm basically Usopp with only throwing knives.
IT: Well, Kang, I would interact with ya, but uh...SOKOLOV!
Sokolov: *zipper appears on Irish's chest and Sokolov jumps out* IN SOVIET RUSSIA! Also, hello comrade pirate scum Silas. What are you working on?
IT: Well, Kang, I would interact with ya, but uh...SOKOLOV!
Sokolov: *zipper appears on Irish's chest and Sokolov jumps out* IN SOVIET RUSSIA! Also, hello comrade pirate scum Silas. What are you working on?
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: *Sobbing turns to demonic grin as she quite literally disappears dragging Leonard to the rape cave*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CW: What the-? Bitch was faking it!! She was just using you to get to Leo! Poor kid. Never had a chance.
IT: ...Oh was it now?
Leonard: *kicking and flailing* OH GOD PLEASE NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
IT: ...Oh. Well. Shit. he's a doctor, he'll be fiiiiiine.
Sokolov: ...Is she...going to have him keep the costume on?
IT: ...Why are you still here?
Sokolov: Creator required color commentary, since Toridus is de- where'd his body go?
IT: *smile of a saint* You'll see...
IT: *emerges from the rubble some time later, emerging from the rubble* ...I swear, its like some women have never heard of a White Dragon...or a Tatsumaki Zankantou.
IT: ...Painful, slow, and overall it felt like riding a bull, but not half bad.
Leonard: *still wallowing*
IT: ...I'm tempted to just let you take him to the rape cave Dani.
IT: ...Painful, slow, and overall it felt like riding a bull, but not half bad.
Leonard: *still wallowing*
IT: ...I'm tempted to just let you take him to the rape cave Dani.
Undying Curiosity said
Because I've been away for a few days, I thought I'd make a long post..My C.S. isn't on the OP but it is somewhere in the OOC thread....Somewhere....
Don't worry about your CS, I have the url saved, and if need be, I can convert myf first post in the OOC into the new CS bin
CrimsonWarrior55 said
You ARE GM. You have executive control. By the by, who DO you guys find those wonderful gifs?
4chan~
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: *Stands before IT, Leonard, and Sokolov* I have three holes you know.
Sokolov: I uh...think I am leaving now...*slaps belt on Toridus and exits via zipper in the ground.*
Leonard: *continues to wallow but starts scooting away.*
IT: ...So uh...yeah. Never done it with a cyborg.
POKING ONSLAUGHT!
IT: *stands up after closing Toridus' eyes* ...I'll do it.
Sokolov: CREATOR! DO NOT BE OF CRAZY! SHE WILL CRUSH YOUR PELVIS LIKE GRAIN OF ANT!
IT: ...I've done worse things in my life. Besides...this way she can't drag Leonard into the rape cave. Sokolov. *Hands him some sort of stone belt* put this on Toridus after I leave. He would have wanted it this way...
Sokolov: ...I will do this, creator. But what will happen?
IT: ...A Miracle.
Leonard: *stil wallowing i-* IT: *LEONARD CONTINUES TO BE A BITCH IN HIS MAID COSTUME.*
Leonard: H-Hey, you can't just-
IT: Leonard. Just remember. No matter what happens. You're gonna have to stop sitting there with the maid costume still on. Eventually. Or I'll rip it off you myself. Kthnxbai.
Sokolov: CREATOR! DO NOT BE OF CRAZY! SHE WILL CRUSH YOUR PELVIS LIKE GRAIN OF ANT!
IT: ...I've done worse things in my life. Besides...this way she can't drag Leonard into the rape cave. Sokolov. *Hands him some sort of stone belt* put this on Toridus after I leave. He would have wanted it this way...
Sokolov: ...I will do this, creator. But what will happen?
IT: ...A Miracle.
Leonard: *stil wallowing i-* IT: *LEONARD CONTINUES TO BE A BITCH IN HIS MAID COSTUME.*
Leonard: H-Hey, you can't just-
IT: Leonard. Just remember. No matter what happens. You're gonna have to stop sitting there with the maid costume still on. Eventually. Or I'll rip it off you myself. Kthnxbai.
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