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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Rtron said
No. I'm deer. But not . That one will die in about three...*Fires everything he has. Deer disappears in a fine red mist*THere we go....


Congratulations, you just gave rise to the universe's one and only Psionic God-Space-Deer.He can now open cans with his BRAIN!
Oh, and he threw some tomatoes into the missles to make you feel better.
The End.

So uh, why do you want to kill the deer anyway?
Rtron said
THE LAW HAS BEEN COMPROMISED! ACTIVATE ORDER 67!THE DEER MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!


Don't you get it yet Tron?
You've been the deer the whole time.
Phew, most of my stuff taken care of now, hoping I can get a sheet up sometime tomorrow.
Rtron said
I can, actually. For I am Judge, Jury, and Executioner. I am the thing fighting for order in the Chaos.I AM THE LAW!


Stand down Judge, investigations have concluded this deer to be innocent, further attempts to apprehend the innocent will result in penalization, and possible sentencing in the Isocube.
Rtron said
I am. Actually. My friend Paul Bunyan says so. Hand over the deer, or be turned into firewood.


Tron, didn't you get the memo?

I became a Paladin.
You can't justice me, even with a blue minotaur and a man not wearing pants. FOR YOU SEE!
I HAVE NEVER WORN PANTS IN MY LIFE!
Kaithas said
I'm around, sorry. Life be stupid, but I almost have my next big project done so I should be around while procrastinating for the next one.Also, the best way to reach me ordinarily is IMing my Skype, which is kick767.Hooray.

S'aight.

We thought you were lost to the BB. We had that happen once.
I̺̰͉̺̻̘͗̓̅̒͞͝t̘͔̞̗̜̫̥͊̆̋ͤ̾ͯ͠ ̼̣̣̣̲̠͌̎̿͘ẉ̴̨̰͌ͨ̃̏̓ȧ̰͍͇̳̻̟͔͖͖̓ͣͯ͜s͔̲̫̙̭͓͕̑̽ͨ̔͂̚ ̜̼̤̣̟̝ͨ̓ͫ̓̇͗ͫ͐͠ͅT̵̳͓͂̾̎ͬ̾͐͘è̤͖̮̻̯̟̪̖̠̓r̛̜̺̫̤̺̰̳͂ͤͤ̅͆͊͒̉̇r̛̛ͯ͌̅̎̐ͥ̓͞ͅͅi̱͓͔̟͇͉̹̣͗͛b͍͇͗̎́͛ͬ̇̀ͨ͟ļ͕̖̝̻̱͖͓̹ͫ̐͒̕͡e͇͎͕͚ͧ͐͆̑ͭ͛́͟.̡̢̜̭̌̄ͦ̔͑ͥͭ̽͠
Rtron said
HE WAS JUST EATING YOUR LEAVES!Hand. Over. THE DEER!!


Y̡̙͉̾̿o̺̗̦̜̱̺̼͗͊͟u̐ͣͫ̒̇̾ͪͤ͢҉̖͖͇̱̫̖͢ ̻̝̺̿͂ͫ͛̑̈́̈a͇̯̖̺̥͐̂̓͗ͮ́ͬ̀î̵͙̯̞̮͓̠͈ͩ̾̄̐ͪͥ̇ṋ̖͖ͨ͋̇ͪ̂͟'̸̶̙̫̪͋̑͑͞t̸͖̩͔̀̾̎̄ͭ́ͮ̈ ̺͈͇̲̪̦̤͑͌́̏͆t͉̹̃ͥͥͧ̅͗͒͝ǎ̭̟͇̪̣̤͎̣̟̋͂k̙̠̱͍̙͊ͭͫ̍ͬ͠i̺̞̝͊ͬ͊ͥ̓͊̀͠n̡͍͈͔̙̘̽g̶͕̦̘̺̱ͬ̅̃͟͝ ̵̮̠̗̗͔̬́͑̒̉ͨ͜h̨̦̠̘̯̳̮̣́͆̓̾ͧ̑͒̕í̠̞͓̣̙̜͕̥̏ͨ͋̔ͥ́m̽ͫ͌ͤ̈́̉҉̤̩̳̪̥̬̥͢͡.̨̫̪̥͍̭͈͙ͭ̏̇ͫͦͮ
Rtron said
*Whistles*I still think mine's bigger. Hand over the deer.


B-But he's my only friend...We served in the WAR together MAN. ONE OF MY ROOTS GOT BLOWN OFF AND HE DRAGGED ME BACK, YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU!
I AIN'T QUITTING, TILL THE DEER GOES FREE!
Rtron said
...You know the dump truck is coming today, in like five minutes, right? *Picks up boomstick* Come out deery...


I know what must be done.
So, you wanna compare boomsticks then?
I'd be willing.


Your move Tron. Let the Deer go free, and this doesn't have to get uglier than me.
Rtron said
Did someone request a....BOOMSTICK!??!?


Lucius Cypher said
You KNOW I'm going to throw that on the grill!


Shhhh, it's safe in here Mr. Deer, nobody can see us.
I hope.
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