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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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ERode said
Alright. So assumptions to be made.Arara and Alistair went to the buffet, in which they then fused their individual circles together. Thus, I shall assume that Arara already knows people's names, k?


Sounds logical.
Freeshooter92 said
Anyway, is there any sort of fighter-craft? Fighter pilot is very tempting.

At the moment, we don't have any vehicles aboard the Tychon, but we might get something eventually. I have an NPC ready for the Helmsman, mainly because I didn't want someone stuck on the ship doing jack-all when everyone else is off fighting the badass shit in the Shatterzone.
Batman said
Name: Fish and PingAge: unknown for bothGender: Male, ambiguous female voice-Race: Unknown fishman, sentient robotAppearance: History: Fish was born on planet fr out of our solar system where normal babies were experimented on for a solar war. Ping was the first of a race of sentient robots made for war. She was defective but kept at a testing facility for the winner of a 'tournament' being held in 9 years time. Fish was one of the babies being experimented on. He was ripped from his mothers teat and shoved into a cold container to be injected with sharp syringes and subjected to cruel experiments. The experiments turned him green and fishlike, while the injections granted him the ability of gills and fishlike abilities. He was trained constantly under harsh conditions. To be the best with weaponry and his section of magic. It was all for cruel game. He never knew what fun was, he had never experienced it. Soon enough the tournament had started, each participant was assigned a service robot. There was a mixup though and Fish was assigned a defective, Ping. At first the tournament was difficult and it seemed like victory was just a hallucination but somehow Fish and Ping pulled through. It may have been the adrenalin of the pain and woods or it may have been the roar of the crowd. Neither of them thought about it too much they were more focused on the killing. In between matches they got to know each other more and more forming a bond that couldn't be broken. Soon enough though, things got bad. Ping had overhead that the head of testing was preparing an off shuttle transport because of the planets impending implosion.Ping told Fish and they devised a strategy. They blasted their way through the walls of the arena and escaped through the facility, killing numerous workers and the head of testing on the way. As the rocket took off the planet prematurely began to explode. They were lucky that they had took off early, the other evacuation ships weren't so lucky. The knock from the implosion knocked Fish out and gave him severe memory loss. He forgot most of what had happened to him in his life, with fragments returning over the years. Ping explained what had happened to them both and over time they formed the same bond as before. It was 17 years before they reached the shatterzone and opted places on a human ship.Equipment: Fish:Two semi-automtic pistols, a shotgun, a guitar.Ping:Various rifles lthough not all are always with herMagical Knowledge: Fish:Fish knows a great deal of water spells. Most of them either involve ice or water itself but the odd one involves snow.Ping:NoneSkills: Fish: Fish is essentially a fish and can breathe and swim underwater as well as any fish can. He is also trained in the use of most bullet based wepaonry and knives. Along with this he can play the guitar.Ping: Ping can communicate with other robots even if it is just a toaster. She is also trained in the use of weapons more so than Fish.Optional:


I can't really accept this sheet, given that there ain't space men in the world. We DO have a fish race planned, but they are largely just NPCs given they are Full Fish.
Awesome little dudes though.
Nefarious Prime said
Oh, gawd, it's funneh that you mentioned leeches, hoo boy. Wait till the brainstorm session, tee hee hee. :D

Sixsmith said
Oh, so he'll be alone forever because they suddenly realize that he's oblivious to their affection, or anyone's affection for that matter.


Naturally.

If you're trying to throw Tarkus into the pits of despair, don't. You're just wasting his and your time. He'll just protect your smile whether you want it or not.
Sixsmith said
And, after they fight, they realize that Tarkus ain't worth their time or a rat's ass and so they pursue romantic interest in each other!And Pascale laughs her ass off at Tarkus' dismay at losing two potential lady-women-wives, jokes about being available, and then laughs as he becomes desperate for love.I was gonna say that Pascale wasn't a mean lady... but... I may be wrong. She certainly loves to see people squirm, as long as they aren't suffering in terms of actual harm.I'm getting off track.My point is: I WANT TO SEE TARKUS SUFFER, SQUIRM, AND RELISH IN HIS BLIGHT AND PAIN.

...You haven't realized it yet? Tarkus' density has always been....
Shonen Protagonist level!

HE'S MORE DENSE THAN A NEUTRON STAR!
LimeyPanda said
(I must go now, Toodles.)


Go well, you sirly Panda Bancho!
LimeyPanda said
The disorder in this OOC is clearly due to a lack of Unicorn wizards.

You. I like the way you think.

Pyron and Cororo were the ORIGINAL Unicorn Wizards!
Nefarious Prime said
Oh, and you know, it might be kinda funny if Morella and Arara somehow come to fight over Tarkus, though they wouldn't say it was for any romantic reasons. :P I dunno, blonde and brunette, both involved in high society but one coming from dirt, both calculating, might be funneh for Ol' Tarky to get caught in between. :P And I'll have Ollie help out Rygar in my skip post, Lord knows he's prolly doing the most interesting thing in the Food Court. :P



I...I never asked for this! God, it'd be like some sort of weird Kung-Fu movie style fighting too...and Tarkus is just sitting there with his ADD admiring an ant crawling across his palm.
Lucius Cypher said
Would you all like a reminder of how that went? It was a good catch. Messy, but a good haul nonetheless.


Please don't Milord, didn't we all agree to cut back on the intense gore and nudity? I really don't want the great god Mahz to rain down upon us with his holy coding powers.
ERode said
Cororo's actually a really wholesome, cool guy. On his first date, he brought his girlfriend out by the beach to fish for tuna.



Hope it didn't come out like Lucius' fishing trip did...
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