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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Asura said
I'll notice you.C'mere, buddy.


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Chocobo said
Ky'ama acceptedAlso, Tree is accepted however the advanced magic would require more training


Wait, so is Multi-classing allowed?
Asura said
Eh, not worth it.Okay guys, we need to have an intervention. The amount of thick fluids landing on the faces of these cat girls is far above code. We've reached our monthly allowed innuendo quota and we're gonna start getting fined.


BB extended the quota to...uh...
it's some sorta sideways 8. dunno what that means.
Freeshooter92 said


I gotta wonder, just how much is an EXPLOSION of clams?
And why was it not called a Sexsplosion? C'mon Danny, step it up! Also, fun fact: Ninja Brian has always been on Game Grumps. If you listen closely, you can hear his murderous rage boiling over.
Torack said
Usurp you? In order for one to be usurped they would have to be in a position of power, or otherwise influential standing. Unlike these two greedy "deities", I don't need y'all to sacrifice anything, your sacrifices wouldn't benefit me anyway and would just waste your precious times and make y'all look stupid. So to save you the trouble (and your integrity), all y'all have to do is constantly proclaim how awesome I am and I'll grant y'all power to overthrow these self-righteous gods. I'll even add a bonus mansion as a sign of good will. 'Cause I'm awesome!


Nothing will make my loyalty falter. Lucius is my King, and I am his sword. Albeit I can't do shit because RTron and Fallen scare the poo outta me, but hey, somebody's gotta be the Hedge Knight.
Torack said
I'm gonna take this hammer of common-sense and smash it over his head! Maybe that'll fix a few loose screws.



Hammer of Non-Sense is better.
Demous said
seriusly if you have any question about the Aincrad section i can answer it if it is answerable.


I have a question: Why does nobody THINK in most of SAO? No, I'm not joking, I swear to god these guys are pretty fucking dense.
"OOH, SHINY CHEST IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOM WITH NO FEATURES THAT IS TOTALLY NOT A TRAP!"
"Guys, that's a trap."
"LOL, NINJA THE LOOT!"
*monsters come out
"KIRITO, WHAT THE FUCK MAN?"
"HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL US YOU'RE HIGH LEVEL, AND MAKING US EARN OUR KEEP!"
And this is where I lost too many damn brain cells.
ERode said
lolhoThe first douchebag cloak Kirito got didn't carry him through the whole game. Think it disappeared after he got more similar-looking cloaks.


I couldn't stomach past the episode with the little girl and the tentacle plants tbh. My friend didn't shut up about SAO for about a month so all my knowledge came from that. He then told me he went to some Fairy MMO thing where he played the "least powerful class" which had the ability to murder everyone. Seriously, this shit just doesn't happen Someone would min/max that shit the first day of the game being out.
ERode said
The only time Heathcliff used a cheat was in the first match against Kiritard, where he stopped time.His shield is moved by himself. He just went out of his way to memorize the attack patterns of all the sword skills in the game, which means that you have to fight him with ACTUAL skills, instead of being guided by the system. Note how, in the animu, the only time he used a sword skill was as a finisher after Kirito blew his own sword skill in that final fight.The only really cheap thing he has is the OP durability of his shield, but then again, Kirito has the two strongest swords in the game.


Not to mention that SAO's entire system is broken by default, the fact that the first boss gave him that (admittedly fucking awesome) coat that CARRIED HIM THROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN TIME is pretty bullshit. Idk, maybe I was just spoiled with .//hack's storyline. What with it being good.
(not the anime though, that makes no sense unless you play the games.)
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