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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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No longer an asshole!

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CrimsonWarrior55 said
AN: I am an adult. *Index and middle finger... "disappear"*


Leonard:

W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT: *looks at Mikhail* ...I see they've sent another child. Anyways, I want you to apologize to him and fix whatever you broke.
Toridus: *attempting to walk away*
IT: AND YOU TWO! *shoots out vines to grab Toridus and Ricden* YOU APOLOGIZE TOO!
CrimsonWarrior55 said
AN: Really? Well... then I guess I'll leave Lil' Leo for her. *Grabs his ass* I'll just claim this as mine


Leonard: *sweating bullets* I...I need an adult...
IT: *erupts from the ground right in front of Pickles, covered in the toxic waste* I think...that's the last of it.
Sokolov: Creator, you are not dead!
IT: I heard...someone was bullying Pickles...Now...

Who the FUCK made my Pickles upset?
Leonard: *blushes profusely* B-but...I-I already have a big sis...
Pickles: LEAVE ME... I DO NOT WISH FOR THIS LIFE ANY LONGER. LEAVE ME TO ROT...
Leonard: I-I-I don't know! Irish just appointed me to be Nemesis' ...onii-chan I think? I don't even know what it means!
IT: *still falling* It means shut up and play with heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Pickles: DO NOT BOTHER ME MARINE! I...AM DEPRESSED. I ONLY WISH TO MAIM AND MURDER AND PILLAGE, AND WITH MY LICENSE TO KILL REVOKED, I HAVE NONE OF THOSE!
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Do try not to inflate his ego... too terribly much.


Post done.
"Nope. Nuh-uh. Nope. Wait...that's a gun! Let's wh- TEDIORE?" TR-*C had ifted through the corpses loot, and found 8 bucks, a wad of chewing gum, a broken buzzaxe, and a used condom of a gun (Tediore). Naturally somewhat pissed that he used up a perfectly good 'nade on the fuckers...ah well, he figured there'd be more things to make dead sometime. But he was a bit wrong, and, as he wandered aimlessly throughout the forest. Walking...walking...diagnostics 100%...walking...reloading...checking over the shoulder...polishing the shield...being bored...If there was one thing that TR-8C hated after the transfer, it was that he got bored more easily, since his brain could compute thoughts too quick for him to entertain himself in his own head. Books he could at least force himself to tune down a notch and just wait...but any books he'd had were either eaten by skags, or used as toilet paper by random fucking bandits.

Regardless of his rising boredom, he continued to press onwards, and, once he emerged from the forest, he was covered in leafs, twings stuck into some of his servos snapped as he rolled his shoulders, and his feet left massive muddy footprints as he stared out over the grassy plains...and a big ass waterfall overlooking a pretty big town. Gleefully sprinting towards the town, if he still had a mouth, he'd be beaming, thinking: "BOUT DAMN TIME I FOUND CIVILIZATION!"
Kangutso said
All praise The Irish Tree!*does worship bow*



DAMN RIGHT!
Kangutso said
Dat realization of that nothing has happened in the actual IC for over a week...(I leave it to whoever posts after this to find the appropriate giff/pick/etc.)


YOUR PRAYERS

Have been answered!
Leonard: *sits there wondering what he did to deserve this* I-I don't think we have the same idea of fun...
Pickles: BUT...BUT... YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! *stomps on Toridus, but he just bounces off* THIS IS BULLSHIT! I'M A BEING OF UNLIMITED DESTRUCTION! THE HARBINGER OF EXTINCTION!
Sokolov: And now you are just giant angry pickle.
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