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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Leonard: De...Deha...DEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! *starts stepping on IT's body* Never...ever...FUCK WITH THE WHITE MAGE! *kicks head a few times* De...Deha...*looks over at Sammy and the rest* Ah...I-I'm sorry...I think i got a bit carried away.
IT: *unable to talk* Ah...a.....w...wh...
Leonard: Here...I'll help you bury them. *Picks Irish up by the hand and shoves their face into the dirt* ...Pack the dirt on.
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Tea: Allow me to check.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, but the Master cannot perform that action. As Irish Tree is an, and I quote, "Unpredictable douche who does what he wants" It would be impossible to keep him trapped in a world of the Masters own design. I'm terribly sorry. Is there anything else you wish for? Maybe Danielle-Senpai can assist you like last time?


IT: ...WORDS HURT TOO YA KNOW!
Kangutso said
Kang: Can't you just hide Leo and bring Nem back. Trap Irish in a room with her and that should do it.

IT: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Leonard: ...That's alright. And yes, if big sis were here, I'd feel a bit better. But..for now. *glares at Irish* I think I can do this myself.
IT: ...Mommy.

Leonard: *cracks knuckles* Any last words?
IT: I-I'm really sorry that I made you be her onii-chan and got you raped...
Leonard: But onii-chan...*freezes time* my time is freezing on its own. *proceeds to break every bone in Irish's body, plant or not, and then driving knives into all of his major arteries* And now...time continues.
Asuras said
I can alleviate that issue. :3


You wouldn't be on Asura (singular's) team.
CrimsonWarrior55 said
Tea: The Master apologizes for Nemesis' behavior. He has no direct control over her. It can... be a problem. I wish to make it up to you, Leonard, is there anything I may do to make this up to you?


Leonard: Well... there is one thing. Could you...lock Irish up with her?
IT: Wait...WHAT?
Leonard: Literally everything bad thats happened for the last 3 pages has been your fault.
harinezumikouken said
@Irish - Two questions about our quarry. 1.) Is the Mech a pure machine, as in does it have any organic/living parts to its systems (*Not expecting much here)2. Those 'tails', are they armored or are more like thick electrical cabling?


1. No.
2. They're more like just giant bandaliers or ammo belts.

Also, Ionion, just sit tight for now. maybe if you want you could have Ashley head to the sky hunter nest.
Jangel13 said
irish question, if I gave Robert my green cloak to cover up his red hair while he ditched the red hoodie would that calm down Edgar?


...No. He'd still try to kill you guys because you looked in his hidey hole.
Stronk bot agogo
Train Tunnel

As the pairs started nearing each other, loud, mechanical crunching could be heard coming down one of the tunnels none had gone through, the way that the train usually took to get from Forever Fall to Vale. The metallic crunching grew louder, as if something massive and heavy was crushing the rails underneath its wake...needless to say, they'd have to repair the rails before anymore trains could pass through here. Eventually, even from where the pairs were, they could both hear a loud, metallic voicec say: "PERIMETER HAS BEEN BREACHED! INITIATING PROTOCOL TR-7803K, LIMITERS DISABLED" they would hear what sounded like steam hissing out of a pipe as something heavy and metallic fell to the floor of the tunnel...two distinct drops could be heard. The metallic footsteps sounded like they were getting louder and louder and faster approaching, until eventually they could see what was making all the noise.

It didn't take the machine more than half a second to glance at Gren, then to switch on the something akin to headlights on its chest, both pointed directly at him before its twin tails whipped upwards, and inserted into the massive shoulder pad-guns on its back, which whirred as two barrels stuck out of the grills and extending over its collar bone. "TARGET ACQUIRED" was all it said before opening fire on Gren. On its back there was a sort of black-metal box tied against it...inside were the cards desired by the two pairs in the train tunnels.
Edgar, the Pasture

Red. Red. RED. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Kill. Red. KILL. RED. MAKE THE BLOODY PAIN STOOOOOOP!
Huh? Edgar was confused by the sudden lack of something warm and wet sploshing across his horns...the red water humans were filled with. Where was he? Where was red? Turning his head back quickly, Edgar saw what was impossible...he...missed? But...that was impossible. Regardless, if Red was still alive, that meant he had reason to be mad, reason still to be out of the hole. A reason still to kill the red. Lowering its re-sharpened horns, it scrapped its fore-hoof against the grass, ripping a massive chunk of dirt and grass out and flinging it behind him, and then charging, steam almost billowing from its nose. This time, however, instead of trying to hit red directly, he would dig his horns into the dirt at the last minute, he couldn't dodge if he lost his footing.
KabenSaal said
And since when was gay bad?



Since you wasted my fucking time today.
KabenSaal said
I stopped bothering with the blood-aura discussion about the time I cried it is magical!!. The rest has been me amusing myself.

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