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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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KabenSaal said
Right, so the rampant murder, disregard of human rights, dissolution of parliament, conviction without trial, that was all just fun, right?



The funnest fun ever had.
Asura said
Trico's still the one who abandoned Laura~What a terrible, terrible person. Leaving her partner behind.


KabenSaal said
Who is to blame for the English Civil War, the King, or the People who stopped putting up with his shit?



WHOA guys, let's face it, the MOUNTAIN started this shit.
pyroman said
For my own character, he isn't 'immune'. As long as their brains are mostly oganic, then they should be fully susceptible to mind control.


Same with TR-8C, his brain is still organic. Which is dumb. But its fucking Borderlands, so whatever.
Leonard: *on the verge of crying* T-thanks Big Sis...
IT: ...WELL NOW. Good to know how much people love me. Also, go ahead and break me. Leo getting fisted was because of me, and he's only made it easier for you to take me down. So go ahead.
Leonard: I-its okay Dani...she's gone now.
IT: *smirks* But the shame still remains.

Sokolov: Cyborg lady, it was little Nyem-Nyem who put it in his putin.
Leonard: *puts metal faceguard on to hide his embarrassment*
Lucius Cypher said
Let's just say that there's lots of parts to a penis that you don't need to know about, but Laura is very good at doing.



Urban dictionary defines it as a type of female masturbation performed with both hands with both legs in the air.
So...she doesn't like masturbating. Huh. Sexual frustration level next.
Scarifar said
Btw, Michelle is wearing a helmet that is covering her entire head, so unless you can see through solid objects, you can't see that she's blonde, probably not even the fact that she's female. Pretty sure I mentioned the helmet thing earlier.


...Fuck. I'll edit it.
YOU WILL GET YOUR ROBOT JOINING THE CONGA LINE!
WITH CATCHY MUSIC TOO!
"...Man this place is...populated." Was all TR-8C thought as he walked through the streets of the city, obviously feeling a bit out of place. He got the occasional stare he was accustomed too, after all, he was basically just a robot in the shape of a man, with a brain hard wired into him. That or they thought he looked cool. Probably the latter. Didn't matter much to him though, since as far as he cared, they were just sorta there to exist. Almost like they had no real reason to be there other than to populate a spacious environment for people to run around in to make it feel more full of li- rebuilding the 4th wall for a moment. Place looked nice, he wished he still had a stomach to eat with, and a liver to get drunk off his ass with. Best he could do now was run a magnet along his CPU, but that made him remember the raspberry pie.

Pie trauma aside, something about a certain someone, a certain...person with a helmet on. In the middle of town...was tailing someone. Walking at a far brisker pace, he nearly outstrided her, and found...what he could only assume to either be a siren, or some chick with funky tattoos cosplaying as a siren. Figuring that this shit was getting suspicious, he kept following along the little conga line, though he didn't really try to be stealthy about it. In fact, he was actually pretty damn noisy, stepping on bits of broken glass and crushing a few people's feet on accident from trying to catch up. Not like it wasn't hard to notice the 6'3 metal colossus with a green helmet and jacket on though. Getting bored with the conga line, he started playing some old radio channels inside of his head, and kept following along, humming the tune of Copacabana.
...Think I might drop out of this. Haven't really been motivated to post anything for Jayce at all lately...
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