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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Sixsmith said
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO QUIET?I KNOW YOU ALL DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE 'CAUSE I DON'T AND, MY LOGIC NOTWITHSTANDING, IF I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING, THEN YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T EITHER.Because it makes doge sad. QQ


Woah Smith. Woah.

Calm yo titties.
I gots a reason, I've had a friend over the past 2 days and had to reset my computer to a factory default. Been redownloading my 300Gb Steam library.
Miurbumple
Looking to get things rolling tomorrow...was sorta hoping we'd have more pepes, but whatever, AIRSHIPS CAN ONLY STAY PARKED SO LONG BEFORE THEY GET A TICKET!
Rtron said
The followers of light have no need for secrecy! They have no need to grow or develop their passion and courage! I do not give them these because they do not need it! The Light does not take in the cowardly or the evil. It does not need to grow it's strength from nothing.You give your followers a false courage, where they fear what lays behind them more than what is in front of them. I have no need for such crude tactics. Fear is a tool to be used as a scalpel, while you use it as a war hammer. Your followers will soon learn to fear the wrath of the light far more than the suffering of your darkness...for when the Army of Light moves against it's enemies, it leaves nothing but ash and ruins left of those who dare oppose it. .You have slain many. But so have I.Come. Let us see who shall leave this war alive.


Rtron said
...He is deceiving you. Beginning, end, he has no place in either of those. Fallen, she is the master of those lands.


Well, this has opened up a big 'ol can of Philosophy Beans.
I ain't a feared of nothing, mainly because half the shit I see here is tame compared to what normally clouds my vision.
That and because y'all are silly and each deserve a cup of jellybeans for your troubles.
...I'm trying to repress my Plant Overlord urges so bad right now...
Lucius Cypher said
Do not be confused my Irish. The title of God of Darkness is merely one of the many which I hold. Personally, I favor the title of "God of Beginnings". Much more versatile. Darkness is simply a domain under my reign.


...So you control everything that Begins? Does that mean you *gasp* THAT YOU MAKE POTATOES EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE?!


You are the greatest existence of existing ever in all exists.
Fallenreaper said
I've risen beyond the concept of Dark and Light... completely.


Huh. Wait a second...is there a spot open for the god of...

Potatoes?
Fallenreaper said
Not again.... Someone, get a fire hose for these two. :p


Hey, Fallen, if Lucius is the God of Darkness and Tron is the God of Light...what does that make you?
...Color? Space? Time? Someonesane?
Rtron said
*Grabs a bucket of Lava*


...Actually, wouldn't that just melt your entire body as you spontaneously combust from being that close to a concentration of lava? what exaclty did you bucket it in that it doesn't harden, and doesn't just outright melt through it? I Believe you've made the scientific discovery of the century, think of all the uses of it! Geothermal power becoming transferrable using massive vats of liquid hot MAGMA.
Tron, you could win the Nobel Science Prize with this!
Rtron said
I live in Missouri. Propane is expensive.Trees, are not. *Picks up chainsaw*Now hold still.


Hate to break it to ya pal, but I'm petrified. As in, made of stone now. You're gonna have to find another talking tree to cut down, even if you did manage to cut into me...you can't really BURN petrified wood anyway. Oh yeah, and I'm still immune from that time with the napalm.
Rtron said
Our Goals happened to align. Nothing more. I do need firewood to cook Jerry now...


Tron! Are you insinuating you don't cook using the fuel of real men? Why use wood when you have an excellent propane grill to cook him on?
Do not anger the Texas Benders, they scare me.
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